Lord of The Curry

Cue Carlito calling him a faggot in three.........two......one........

Yeah. Except beating Brock Lesnar doesn't make you a contender. Honestly even if Mirko beat Brock with the way the division is right now he'd still be at least three fights away.

Understood if you don't. His voice in itself is intimidating not to mention he's a big-ass mafucka.

Just finished Season Three (only one I hadn't seen) and damn if I don't want Slim Charles to make it through this season alive, probably more so then anybody else who's in the game at the moment. I fully expect dudes like Omar and Chris to get got but Slim is just too fucking cool to go. My dream-scenario is him teaming up with Omar to avenge Prop Joe and the two of them taking on Chris, Cheese, Michael and Snoop.

The actual main card.... Lauzon/Florian Hammil/Bonnar Alves/Karo Irvin/Alexander With those four being shown and Gray Maynard vs Frankie Edgar being the most likely fight after that to be shown I'm doubting we see Guida especially given Clay's penchant for taking fights to decision.

I'd rather see Jimmy pull the trigger in Bodie's memory then that pussyclot Poot. Bitch ran from his corner.

This isn't a decision and you know it.

Carlito- If there are still tickets on sale by Friday which is a HUGE if you'll be sitting in nosebleeds.

Rudo = Best buddy ever. I just want to go to the rooftops and shout "I love my best friend ____" *Boop* MONTREAL MAFUCKAAAAAAAAAS

name, although not in the US anymore I guess. Again a win-win for the UFC though. Both guys are getting 250,00 a fight (or is Feed Brock mirko, Mirko hates working on the ground, and is a big Horrible matchup, risk is far too much for UFC with not enough gain if Mirko won. Brock's gameplan would be quite obviously wrestling but if he couldn't take Cro-Cop down then he'd get murderized standing. And and LO fucking L at "Feed Brock Mirko". Ease up on the nut-clinging, aight? \Both guys are making like 250,000 a fight, might as well get a return on investment from one or the other. Mirko is talking now he wants to fight 5-6 times IIRC. Not like UFC is aganist putting names with losing streaks aganist each other. And please. Mirko claimed his nasal problem was why he couldn't finish fucking KONGO, who I like. but realize he's limited. No nut clinging either, I picked Mir to win and have been watching this shit since 95. Nowhere in my post did I infer that you're new to this sport though I'm glad you corrected me because with a comment like that I thought you were. Lesnar is 1-1 in MMA right now, 0-1 in the UFC. If he lost to Mirko they could feed him all the cans they want but it wouldn't make a lick of difference because the fans would still flash back to the top guys beating Lesnar and remember that he can't cut it with the big names.

Seeing as how Griffin/Rampage will likely go down in July I'd say you matchup the winner of Chuck/Shogun vs Wandy/Jardine in September to fight Rampage in either November or on NYE.

Is there a point in saying "A guy named" when you're following that up with his actual name? Yoshida also got smashed by everybody's favorite DVD-loving Brit...... Barnett by extending shellacking only because he's getting paid extra to carry Yoshida like Wanderlei did.

Feed Brock mirko, Mirko hates working on the ground, and is a big name, although not in the US anymore I guess. Again a win-win for the UFC though. Horrible matchup, risk is far too much for UFC with not enough gain if Mirko won. Brock's gameplan would be quite obviously wrestling but if he couldn't take Cro-Cop down then he'd get murderized standing. And and LO fucking L at "Feed Brock Mirko". Ease up on the nut-clinging, aight?

And he has maybe the MMA quote of the decade in regards to his fight with Tank when he said that he views it as doing a porn star. Just because that girl has done a hundered movies, like a hundred scenes, doesn't mean he's going to be afraid to fuck her.

This was a dope night for music as well. The Pixies, Motley Crue, Nas and of course Nog coming out to "Gimme Shelter".

Fuck you, Nog. Don't do that to me ever again. Such a good show. - Protect ya neck - BIG DOG. Cool finish. - Tim Boetsch is the greatest thing in MMA. That was an insane beatdown and the head-toss was the icing. - Marquardt looked great against Horn and I'm digging the jew-fro. - Lesnar had our entire place freaking out when he was just pounding the shit out of Mir. Bullshit point deduction, btw. It was clear that Mir was rolling when Brock threw it down. Lesnar looked good enough with the crowd accepting him in defeat that he's got potential. Don't think Mir is ready for Nog yet but they might strike while the iron is hot. Props to Mir for sticking it out when he was getting mashed but let's not jizz over the fact that he subbed a man in only his second fight. - Sean Carter meet Geisas Cavalcante. Jay-Z, JZ. Under one roof. - TIMMAY DOWN. Whenever Nog drops dead (which could be any day now) we need to freeze his body and study it. - Lytle drops the gloves and goes hockey fight on Terrible Tattoo Guy.

Rogan with the comedy during the weigh-ins when Terry Martin comes to the scale... "Come on guys you've gotta clap a little"

I hated having to avoid this thread but now that I'm good and done.....fuck that was some good stuff. I love being reminded why I fell in love with this show in the first place. - Yeah, I teared up when Hurley asked "What about Charlie?". Wanna fight about it? - OH SHIT JACOBS CABIN IS INVISIBLE - OCEANIC 6 - PULLED THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TRIGGER. TWICE. - Ben asking Jack "Can I please go with John?" was a serious LOL moment. It's almost like Ben has passed the torch and realized that Locke is the new leader. - CEDRIC DANIELS BITCH. We need an Omar cameo this season while we're just tossing Wire cast members around. - WHAT DID JACK DO?

I will try my damndest to rile up the crowd with a "WHERE IS SHOGUN?" chant in Montreal.

YNA- Just find a sports bar or a Hooters or some shit that's showing the PPV.

Frankie Edgar vs Gray Maynard @ UFN 13 in April. This card is one of the best shows UFC has put on, period in quite some time. Joe Lauzon vs Kenny Florian Karo Parysian vs Thiago Alves Matt Hammil vs Stephan Bonnar Houston Alexander vs James Irvin Gray Maynard vs Frankie Edgar Anthony Johnson vs Tommy Speer Din Thomas vs Josh Neer Clay Guida vs Semmy Schiavo Spencer Fisher vs Marcus Aurelio AWE-SOME

This event will be now be called UFC 83: Middleweight Love-Fest as Bisping vs Charles McCarthy is a go for this show which makes the card completed. GSP/Serra Franklin/Lutter Stout/Clementi Bocek/Danzig Hironaka/Goulet MacDonald/Doerkson Starnes/Quarry Bisping/McCarthy Ed Herman vs Demian Maia

Never saw it but I will fully cop to enjoying Le's fancy kicks and will likely buy the PPV with him vs Frank on it.

Awwww, look folks, Dragon is still on his rag because I told him he expects too much from MMA. Also, never rely on what Carlito says. Ever.

Goddamn you are funny. Hey, remember when you bet on Sylvia and I bet on Arlovski? Trick question because I KNOW you fucking remember.