Lord of The Curry

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That's the one DVD that's missing from my collection. I currently own 45-65, minus 57.

Herb Dean brings THA SEXXXY

Yeah, I'm doubting that one.

Anything more then one F-bomb equals an R rating so there's next to no chance you'll see that going down.

I can still pick that up at pretty much any corner store around here. I miss BBQ'd Chicken Hostess Chips.

You won't want to miss Fitch/Diego and Shogun/LYOTO. Yeah, you'll buy this card. You know you will.

Man, sometimes I fucking hate UFC. They need Chuck to win so he can be ready for a Rampage (or Hendo) matchup on Dec 30th so instead of just waiting for the November fight with Silva they decide to be complete fucking morons and put Chuck against somebody that wouldn't draw a ticket if they were being given away for free.

If that spider-pig line gives you hope then I have no sympathy for the feelings of disappointment you'll get leaving the theater.

I dunno, the six year old girl getting her small intestine sucked out her asshole via the pool drain is pretty bad.

They're billing it as the biggest movie of all time? Seriously?

Wow. That's awful. I definitely thought Chuck/Forrest would've gone down before Chuck/Jardine. Jesus. Good thing the rest of the card looks solid because the main event sure as shit isn't.

It was a great, epic fight for the same reasons that Fedor/Nog I was amazing: Fedor could've pounded Nog for 19 minutes of the fight but with one minute there was still a possibility that Nog could've submitted him. Randy/Sylvia was the same way in that even if Randy was owning Tim for 24 minutes of the fight there was still the lurking sensation that one punch from Sylvia could've ended it all.

What stunning insight.

Now, as a huge fan of Simpsons during their prime I will be seeing this movie out of loyalty due to the amount of one-liners and quotes it's given me to use in my everyday life. Having said that I expect this to be the nail in the coffin for the franchise. Every single clip or line I've seen/heard from trailers, commercials etc. have made me cringe. I'll be there opening night but I'll be there with the expectations that I'll leave the theater with less respect for the people involved then I do now.

For what it's worth, here's what the UFC themselves see as the best of the half-year....... Fight of The Year 1. Sam Stout vs Spencer Fisher, Ultimate Fight Night 10 2. Tyson Griffin vs Clay Guida, UFC 72 3. Roger Huerta vs Leonard Garcia, UFC 69 4. Randy Couture vs Tim Sylvia, UFC 68 5. Michael Bisping vs Elvis Sionsic, UFC 70 KO of The Year 1. Gonzaga on Cro-Cop, UFC 70 2. Jackson on Liddell, UFC 71 3. Serra on St. Pierre, UFC 69 4. Evans on Salmon, Ultimate Fight Night 8 5. Alexander on Jardine, UFC 71 Submission of The Year 1. Din Thomas on Jeremy Jackson, UFC 71 2. BJ Penn on Jens Pulver, Ultimate Finale Live 3. Chris Lytle on Jason Gilliam, UFC 73 4. Joe Stevenson on Melvin Guillard, Ultimate Fight Night 9 5. Kenny Florian on D. Mishima, Ultimate Fight Night 9 Looking at this list a few good choices but a few serious stinkers. Serra pounding out GSP had its shock value but as an actual TKO it isn't anything special. I'm not sure how Din's armbar beats out Lytle's triangle/kimura combo. Elvis/Bisping is only on that list due to crowd heat, fights likes Karo/Burkman and Griffin/Edgar were much better.

OMG THATS FUNNY CAUSE HE CHOKED HIS KID

When I ran into Rob MacDonald at Sholess Joe's around here a while back he mentioned that Clements had wanted to be on the show. And yeah, not like Paltry hasn't bullshitted before. I'm still bent I didn't see Hominick vs Menjivar last October.

GSP needs to stay the fuck away from Jacksons. MacDonald, Loiseau, Diego, Jardine, Marqurdt, Bocek have all fallen this year and Rashad only lost because Tito grabbed the cage. That place went from being the Camp De Jour to cursed in less then a year.

Story on the main page of UFC Junkie has Team Tomkins fighter Chris "The Menace" Clements on this show. This does, of course, conflict with TKO's recent announcement that Clements will battle for the vacant TKO WW title at their Sept 30th Apocalypse show.

Odd that you say Victor wasn't one of the dudes in GSP's ear yet GSP now isn't training with him. Whatsupwithdat?

See, I think the opposite. GSP came out of the fight looking like himself: cool, collected and humbled, totally willing to give Serra his props. Then he either became an idiot or somebody got in his ear and told him he needed to make excuses. The only knock I've got against Serra (besides the obvious) is that he's pissed because people are spittin' truth about the entire situation. He was an underdog the first time, he'd be an underdog the second time and dudes like Sanchez, Karo, Koscheck and Penn would all be favored over him were he to fight any of them.

I think we need a "Drunken MMA Ramblings" thread. If only for Tongs nuggets of wisdom.

It kinda sucks because I actually liked Matt Serra until he beat GSP. Is it a juvenile reason to not like somebody? Goddamn right. Will the hatred remain until Pasta Boy gets stomped? Goddamn right.

Man, I actually watched a couple minutes of RAW the other night and saw some preview for Rey's return talking about the "new arsenal of moves he'll unleash" and I literally laughed out loud. Unless they turn Rey into a badass MMA-esque dude with crazy Lucha submissions. That I might actually watch.