Lord of The Curry

Not like it hasn't been said before but Paulie and the cat were hands down the best thing about last night. And the fact that Sylvio didn't die (or hasn't yet).

Tony said to Phil about death that "When it happens, everything fades to black" which, given the fade to black credits we got lends credibility to the "Tony is dead" theory.

Yeah, I loved "Well you better go shoot up some fuckin' courage!"

Interesting enough that I'll keep watching but I think it's going to flop. Greenwood is awesome, Bundy is great, De Mornay is a GMILF and John has a retarded charm. So, the arrival of John in town has so far affected Bundy and Sean when the bird came back to life and the levitation of Mitch. If they can somehow play the supernatural elements into this well enough it might just make it.

Well, all I'm saying is that this better be good. David Milch copped out of doing Deadwood for this fucking show so it better be good. The plus is that it's got quite a few Deadwood alumni in it, as well as Bruce Greenwood who, in case you weren't aware, is one of the better actors going today. Oh, and Al Bundy is in it. CAST Mitch Yost- Bruce Greenwood Cissy Yost- Rebbeca De Mornay (looking fuckable) Butchie Yost- Brian Van Holt John Monad- Austin Nichols Bill Jacks- Ed O'Neil Ramon Gaviota- Luis Guzman Shaun Yost- Greyson Fletcher Vietnam Joe- Jim Beaver Linc Stark- Luke Perry

Sucks that his career is done but I'm not crying about ever having to watch him hump his way to victory again.

"Fuck off with the goddamn penguin shit" - Moviegoers of the world, to Hollywood

I'm hoping one day you break out of your shell and make references we can all understand. EDIT: OH SHIT I GET IT! OMG CHOKEOUT

Anything big open next weekend?

Griffin/Guida will be better then anything on the TUF Finale.

So, saw them at The Guverment in Toronto on Thursday night. Played four songs from the new album, "Pioneer To The Falls", "The Heinreich Manuever" one that I can't recall the title of and "Rest My Chemistry". If you loved them before, you'll love them even more now. If you didn't, don't buy the new album. Oh, and if they release "Rest My Chemistry" as a single it's going to make them fucking huge. That song sounds fucking epic live and is one of the softer-sounding tracks they've done so if it gets onto the radio it'll have massive crossover appeal. This is from a live show they played in Kitchener a few days ago.

Tito likes to talk shit. And he'll never escape Dana's reach. Tito isn't going to make more money then where he is right now.

I imagine since Diaz has been asking for Lauzon since day one they'll run Joe/Nate and Gray/Manny. Either way, any combination of those four for the finals will be fucking sweet. Easily the most promising quarter-finals of any season of TUF.

Hugh Grant probably needs the money.

The article in Macleans this week is damn convincing. But I do love me some Macleans.

Rumors are popping up that Hayato Sakurai will make his return to the UFC Welterweight division at UFC 74 taking on Diego Sanchez. If so, holy fucking awesome.

That's be a huge burden to have. Bitch is fuckin' hot. Just to add to the retarded speculation, I imagine it's Emilie. She's the only person on that show who doesn't live in Hawaii when they're filming.

Stop defending the tools. They deserve everything they get.

Knocked Up a Knock-Off Oooooops. Forget the part where the entire movie is stolen, huh Judd?

Go Dana.

More athletic and explosive. And prone to submissions.

So, this is in less then a week so I figured we'd thread it up and get the discussion going. Main Event Sam "Hands of Stone" Stout vs Spencer "The King" Fisher Jon Fitch vs Roan Carneiro (Main Card) Drew McFedries vs Jordan Radev (Main Card) Undercard Jason Black vs Thiago Tavares Luigi Fiorvanti vs Forrest Petz Chad Reiner vs TBA (Steve Bruno pulled out of the fight) Tamdan McCrory vs Pete Spratt Jeff Cox vs Gleison Tibeau Nate Morh vs Luke Caudillo So this card is going to be dope on the basis of Fitch on free tv and a rematch of what was my pick for Fight of The Year in 2006. Fisher is coming off a loss in January to Hermes Franca whilst Stout has won his last two fights in TKO defeating Fabio Holanda and Jay Estrada. Not sure how this one is going to go, though I'd be inclined to favor Stout over Fisher. Fisher has talked about submitting Stout and while I don't doubt that he'll take Sam down I don't see him submitting him. When Rudo and myself were watching Stout vs Holanda in TKO we though Sam was going to tap a few times from the positions he got put in but never did and Holanda is light years ahead of Fisher on the ground. I see Fisher wanting to play the tough-guy role and bang with Sam after getting cracked by Franca which isn't the wisest thing to do as Stout has some of the best kickboxing out there. Either way that fight can be nothing but awesome. Oh, and I won't rep myself as a fan or anything but Luke Caudillo has a wicked overhand right that will surely put Little Nate to sleep if it connects. PS- If a MOD could edit the thread title. Or not. Ultimate Fight Nigh sounds kinda cool.

Go to Hooters and watch it. Trust me, you're not going to want to miss out on Griffin/Guida when it goes down.

Do some hotel lurkin'.

Cocksucker. Write a report and post it. And have fun. Is this your first MMA show?