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I can't wait for Ben Stiller and Rob Schneider to team up as the lovable losers who can't get a break with the ladies. Box office gold.

I can't imagine this seasons ending will be worse then last years. Yeah, it was meant to be a major revelation that the island can be seen by outside sources but it fell flat.

I could see it happening. His story arch was completed with him killing Cooper. The general consensus is that Locke isn't dead which propels dudes like Jack, Charlie and Sawyer to the front of the kill list and I don't think they'd give us two "Are they or aren't they?" deaths in two weeks.

Season finale prediction: Claude gets involved in the showdown between Peter and Sylar, likely dying to save Peter. Watching last nights episode, something hit me that was more or less depressing as fuck which is that there's really no way that Sylar survives this season. I know that this is a comic-book fantasy show but it's done a good enough job of grounding it in reality and "realistically" if Sylar isn't stopped the way we're expected him to be, the world is fucked. He's not the type of villain that will take time off or run away, he'll just keep going until he's stopped. It would be silly for him to get wounded or something in the Peter fight and not show up until halfway through next season.

Josh Holloway is on The View later this week. If this is anything like the trend of Lost stars going on talk shows the Thursday after a show has aired......well.......hopefully I don't need to spell this one out for you.

Eric Schafer is out of his fight with Sean Salmon due to a broken rib, Alan Belcher will make his 205 pound debut and replace Red.

What a sad, sad season of 24 this has been. Worst ratings in the shows history and nobody is really stepping up to defend it because, really, what's there to defend? The saddest part is that this had the most promising start of any season and it only went downhill from there.

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Amazing what a little determination and typing in random pages will get you. So, what's the criteria for making the list? At the end of season two it was theorized that Jack, Kate, Hurley and Sawyer all made the list because they saw things on the island that nobody else did: Jack saw his pops, Sawyer and Kate saw the horse and Hurley saw Dave.

God I wish I wasn't born so fucking close to Toronto. I have, literally, witnessed people get beat up for being Ottawa fans around here.

Did Creed get nominated for stealing the whole fucking season? Seriously people, do I need to remind you of...... "I have no problem with homosexuals. In the sixties I made love to many, many women, often outdoors in the rain and mud and if a man happened to slip in there....well......there'd be no way of knowing."

This is a question that demands debate at the highest level. In other news, the Ottawa Senators are awesome.

Bring the Cup home, boys.

My OMG prediction for the finale is Jack capping Sawyer and like Mik said, leaving to become the leader of The Others. And by that I mean the Dharma experiments. We all know who the REAL leader is.

Apparently she's under contract for the 07-08 season of The Office and will split her time between two shows. I see three possible scenarios here...... 1. Karen gets the job in NYC, her and Jim break up and she pops up from time to time on a visit to the branch or over the phone. It would be an interesting dynamic with Jim dumping her and then being forced to deal with Karen being his boss. 2. Karen gets the job in NYC, her and Jim stay together. 3. Michael gets the job in NYC and Jim gets promoted to Manager. Not sure what they'd do with Jim and Karen if that was the case.

How so?

Speaking of Owen Wilson, he turned down the role in Blades of Glory so they went with Heder, right? Because that role was tailor-fucking-made for Owen Wilson.

Both. Though if this were a desert island scenario I'd likely pick weed.

Here's an idea, run into a knife at top speed and make a post telling us if you've survived or not.

Yup. Mods, I believe this is sufficient cause for banning.

Reports a while back said they were charging a thousand a pop for ringsides so.....yeah......you'll likely be dishing out at least $250 for the cheap seats. My advice would be to wait until the actual fight day and see what the scalpers will be shelling out because there's no way in hell this sells out and the prices on the day of the card will likely be cheaper if bought that way.

And your jobs is.......what?

Ditto. This seems like it'll be 40YOV with more romantic-comedy involvement. I'll still see it, simply due to the usage of "Shame On A Nigga" in the preview.

Yeah, this was definitely a thread worth bumping. I'm not even sure how to respond to Inc on this one.