Lord of The Curry

Maybe we've got it all wrong and he's The Boogie Man and we're getting a Disco Inferno 2005 gimmick.

I don't know about buying you weed but if that bachelor party is going down somewhere good then holla. The Brass Rail is a fine establishment.

Gwar?

Well, he's not sure, you see. Because this could still be a work.

Pick up, Y2Jerk, it's me

Never. We're in in the middle of what's called the "Death Period".

Perhaps you'll trust the official statement WWE posted on their site a few days back.

HHH will come out and reveal that he was the one behind Hassan getting on (and off) TV. Lather, rinse, repeat.

I guess you didn't get the memo that nobody gives a shit about the old days.

So, Benoit wins the title and then JBL calls him out on the fact that he's Canadian? Awesome. If not for the whole "From Atlanta, Georgia" thing they've been doing for well over a year now.

The logical way for the London/Juvi match would be both of them kicking out of each others 450's until *BLAH* London busts out the SSP.

I seriously think you're one of the only people on this board who didn't know who she is.

"Make the title seem important again" There is one gigantic flaw in that statement: The title has never meant anything.

Yikes. I'm not sure if I want to now, the idea of you losing sleep over this appeals to me greatly.

Shouting a lot and constant cracking of the voice do not a good promo make.

Flavour-of-the-month??? So, what kind of rock was it?

EDIT: That was a big picture. I'll try and find a smaller one to showcase tha hotness.

Apparently. There are varrying degrees to define a "hit" movie. Lost in Translation probably cost next to nothing to make but given it's relatively solid box-office performance I'd call it a hit.

If you're grasping for straws then you probably have nothing to justify. They should've had Benoit and OJ brush shoulders with each other backstage the night Benoit debuted. *Benoit gives Jordan a death glare. Jordan brushes the dirt off his shoulder* Cole: I think these two are going to have a problem with each other! Tazz: Awwww, big time heat between Benoit and OJ!

I can understand why the guy ran, which is exactly why he shouldn't have. In this very agitated state cops tend to be a tad trigger-happy and this guy should've had the foresight to know that if he was going to run then there's a good chance that he'll be shot at.

I'm having a vision of HHH starting up Evolution soon with Michaels and freshly debuted Mark Magnus amongst others.

I can only assume that you don't like hot women. It's really the only reasoning behind you not knowing who she is.

He agreed to nothing. Did we see Teddy Long talking with Booker or Benoit beforehand? No. Did we see Booker or Benoit alone mentioning the US Title or the match? No. This is easily the worst-booked title feud in a long, long time. And I'm being generous with the use of the word "feud".

If you live in the US or Canada then you've been living under a rock for the past 3 or so years.

Now you're hot and apparently they all want you.