Lord of The Curry

I'd rather watch Sidney Crosby skate by himself on open ice and take shots at an empty net rather then 90% of the shit that WWE puts on TV these days so I'd say that's a plus for pro sports.

Scarlett isn't an action-flick kinda girl........she's an......what's the word? Oh yeah. Actress. I wouldn't expect somebody like Michael Bay to know how to use her talents.

If you can name me one time since he's come to Smackdown that Benoit has expressed the smallest amount of interest in the US Title then what you're saying might hold water.

Eat a dick, barron. An R rated action movie with a topless Johansen scene would've guaranteed a #1 spot.

I sent Brian a PM a while ago requesting that a thread like this get started for exactly the opposite reasoning as to why this thread was started. Having said that, it's good we have a thread like this in the forum, it needs to be where people go for the random shit. Pin plz.

I'll remember to bring this thread up next time I try a half-assed "Curry for MOD" plea.

I approved immensely of a DJ spinning "Return of the Mack" by Mark Morrison at a pool hall in Toronto last week.

I always enjoyed seeing the pussy with the mullet and tassels get the shit beat out of him by Undertaker when I was younger. Guess that about sums up my feelings on Michaels in my youth.

Kazarian looked good tonight and his "Oh, I suck?" face during the mic segment afterwards was great.

Where the fuck was Moody in this one? I don't even recall a Moody sighting in the final chapter for fucks sake.

Wu-Tang Clan, Pink Floyd, Sufjan Stevens and DJ Shadow spring to mind.

Saffron's jugs are a marvel to look at.

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I applaud this and encourage a Benjamin move to Smackdown.

I think I'd get eaten alive by a Southern wrestling crowd.

I've been feeelin' the Red Cap Ale, Carib and Keiths lately.

Making him the Mr. Slave to the Hearthrob's Garrison is the only answer.

I had no problem until he came along and fucked with Benjamin.

SummerSlam is really going to expose him in terms of crowd reaction. I fear for that match because Benjamin, as good as he is, will not be able to keep the crowd interested for any length of time.

I'd be offended if you didn't. But you should check their stuff out regardless.

Funny that you mention his genetics because on RAW JR mentioned how somebody with Carlito's history wouldn't get himself DQ'd like that. When the fuck did they ever on-camera bring up Carlito's family history? JR was saying it like it was a known fact.

Let me know when you start lactating.

I'd probably put him up there as one of the worst in-ring guys the company has currently. His mic work is solid but overrated to shit.

He looks like he pissed off Vader

His "I can take this fist and create more hits then the last Fozzy album" line to Jericho is one of the best lines of the year. An RVD/Benjamin feud would present interesting paralells between the two. RVD came up the hard way through ECW and FMW and had to take every oppurtunity given to him to make himself. Grew up in a good home in a middle-class community and is pretty much well-liked by everybody. Benjamins life is a reverse parallel. He grew up in the hood, roughing it and trying to find a way out which he did through athletics. Became an amateur wrestler and was given a golden oppurtunity by the WWE via Team Angle. Is as serious as it gets when it comes to in-ring wrestlers. I like the whole "RVD is a chilled-out spot guy" vs "Shelton is a serious wrestler" dynamic but I even more like the fact that they could put the feud over with both guys being as dangerous as the other.