Lord of The Curry

Bam Margera as punishment for the taint he's brought on skateboarding.

Awesome. EDIT: I mean Franks post only.

About to eat a peach jam w/ pb sandwich on wheat.

I saw a documentary on the tatooed person once, or at least somebody attempting to copy their style. Scared the piss outta me.

Canada Dry Ginger Ale.

They are now reporting that Bret has mentioned how much he can't wait to see Deuce Bigalow 2.

I was going to make you one but you didn't make me one when it was my birthday last Thursday. So fuck you for that one.

I've been told I've lost weight.

Lost comes out on the 6th of Sept and my four grand investment pays off on the Seventh. Fuck yes.

You're planning this out under the assumption that indy promoters want to associate themself with WWE. That's not always the case, especially with the Hassan Incident.

When I was making that post I said to myself "Shit, there's a Hurley joke in here but it's pretty fucking obvious." Thanks for taking care of that for me.

Matt slips Christian a roofie colada after a Smackdown taping. There's your video.

I'm not a big fan when they take fullscreen and make them widescreen. However, if this means they are going to film the new episodes in widescreen, then this makes me happy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dude, WS is always better. 33% of the picture gets cut off when they have to reformat it to FS. Do you want to miss 33% of Locke? 33% Jin? I thought so.

Garrison Cade as the gay cowboy and Rob Conway S&M Superstar would be an awesome team.

Canadians rarely get hurt (Edge and Benoit's necks are the only proof that I can find against this fact.).

Money from paycheque's that have been investing since I was 16. My mom works at a bank so I get premium interest rates and such.

That sucks, because dude, it's really fucking awesome. Yes, I'm rubbing it in.

Holy shit, I'm dying here....... Mal: DO YOU WANT TO RUN THIS SHIP?! Jayne: Yes. Mal: Well...........you can't.

They weren't buff enough (pardon the pun). Conway needs to wag his index finger as his opponents periodically throughout the match and maybe give them the *Snap snap* treatment that black chicks on Ricki Lake do.

I know they had to go w/ PG-13 but really this movie should be an R-rated gorefest with lots of nude River.

Sherdog boy needs to stem that bleeding from the vaginal region.

Conway's new S&M gimmick owns you all. All he needs is a gimp to accompany him to the ring and a bridle and whip.

Big Show and Benjamin vs Hurricane and Rosey is my current dream match. Big Benjamins would kill it if WWE allowed them to do tons of tag-team moves together. I mean, Benjy is athletic and can fly and Show is..............tall. But it works.

Silly honkies.

I almost laughed when he tried to deliver that one line really seriously and looked right into the camera.