Lord of The Curry

"Hassan's best match to date" = dick all.

Here's a little "Why haven't they followed up on this one?" for everybody to chew on. In the ep where Charley pulls a hangman courtesy of Ethan at the end of it he says "All they wanted was Claire". Last week Locke introduces the concept of Ethan not being alone and Jack looks blank. The fuck is up with that?

It's a rule within the company that only Eddy is crazy enough to take Benoit's powerbomb. The Wildbomb has reared it's head 3 times and every single time Eddy was on the recieving end of it.

This show also established the primary cast members (Locke, Sayid, Jack, Kate, Charley, Sawyer) vs the secondary (Jin, Sun, Walt, Michael, Hurley, Boone, Shannon). Claire could fit into either category depending on the episode.

Taker vs Reigns @ No Way Out? Righteous.

Set Yourself On Fire by Stars is pretty nifty.

Could Sawyer have looked or sounded more badass when he said "Uh uh uh, Jungle Boy. Not even one second."? Answer: No. No fucking way.

Fark, as if I wasn't pumped enough after that badass (albeit terrible-ending) Amazing Race last night but the preview for tonights ep sent me over the fucking edge. The look on Locke's face when he says "Apparently Claire doesn't remember Ethan" is sooooooooooooo delicious because it has "I can use this to my advantage" written all over it.

The hell are you talking about? You can never drop that bomb too many times in a match. It adds character.

Amber and Rob will get yielded in a heartbeat by any other team. So, picks for tonight? I'm going w/ Jon and Kris. CrackerForce 2K5!

I liked it but the TO match was better. The intensity they brought to the table was inspired but wasted, which I suppose you can credit to the time limitations. The submissions themselves looked half-assed and I did not like the fact that Jericho managed to catch Benoit in stuff like the (shitty) octopus and the (shitty) half-crab but Benoit can't do much else besides the crossface. For embarrasments sake on Benoit's part we won't go into the attempted sharpshooter. The matwork in TO was crisper and better paced, in this one it felt rehearsed and sloppy. I liked the headbutt spot on the turnbuckle, Jericho's lionsault counter and Benoit going right for the shoulder on the diving headbutt. They obviously have to find one more match of some kind (2/3 falls, methinks) to finish this up but I'm not sure if the fans will care all that much by then.

This thread wins the award for people getting sand in their vagina's over absolutely nothing. Congrats to all.

If you were talking to me, I said Edge-Rey, not Eddie-Rey. I wasn't complaining about Triple H-Batista, I was complaining about the possibility of Orton being in the match, even though everyone wants to see Triple H-Batista that WWE would probably fuck it up and make it a three way. I probably was. Forgiveness, please.

I have no follow-up to that one. That chant was fucking retarded.

I'm dissapointed that the live crowds haven't caught on with the swank "Maven swallows" chant that TO introduced to the world.

That move got the "Oh snap!" reaction of the night from the crowd. I also approve.

So people are complaining that HHH vs Batista makes too much sense? This forum has changed in my abscense. Seriously, fuck Orton. The guys heel heat is increasing weekly and it'll only be a matter of time before they're forced to turn him back. Eddy vs Rey will definetly not translate into a good match, though. I mean, what's HH 97? Answer: A match you obviously haven't seen if you question the validity of those two in the ring together.

No fucking way that another Triple Threat is ME'ing the show.

Gotcha.

Tomko brushing the dirt off of Christian's shoulder was by far the funniest moment of the show, followed up by Flair's selling once he realized that Eddy took his wallet.

Hilarious. The next ArDev joke needs to be: G O B I A S

It's not speculation regarding the spoiler, it's been confirmed by the shows writers. My guesses are Michael, Sayid (due to Island Madness) or Jin.

So this guy is Mark Jindrak, right?

Me and Rudo are going to start the wave Best believe that.

Apparently facing Batista and Flair in tags 5000 times = a million bucks.