Lord of The Curry

Why doesn't this forum have "OAO Kerry Bashing" and "OAO Bush Bashing" threads? It would be so much easier. Then again, it would reduce the amount of threads in here by about 75%........

If HHH respects wrestlers as much as people says he does how come he has so much difficulty in properly putting somebody over? 'Cause to me that's the biggest sign of respect.

HHH could bring up the fact that Benjamin had beaten Orton twice cleanly before going down to injury. Remember, you're assuming WWE will remember past history, something they don't excell in. We'll be lucky if we get any reasoning at all besides the usual "If this is the kind of guy who beats me then I want him on my side" explanation from HHH. Plus, a Benjamin-Batista tag team would be pretty swank.

A Benjamin turn leading to him joining Evolution tonight is a pretty good possibility, IMO.

If Conway was given the push that Orton has with a more developed character, agreed. The guy has already shown that he has been gifted with more in-ring skills then Orton and his mic work would probably be better too.

No wonder, I mean, a black person in a position of power in WWE? Unheard of.

Rudy. I still get harassed for that one.

They should announce her as "Jackie Gaydahaas" from now on. Yes, I realize the spelling. It's purposeful.

Don't front on the 905. We hold it down f'real.

After reading the story about Andre bangin' some broad the term "lion raping a rabbit" has made it's way into my vocab. Bless you, DVDVR.

That match kicked ass, canned heat or not.

Here's a fun tip kids: Click them all one after another and let your mind be blown.

Is SD actually live next week? Or is it, ya know, possible that it's a highlight show and they're fucking with you all.

Yeah, just noticed that. Fuck, it's all about Danielson in Fall of 2004.

Danielson/Ki vs Lyger/Joe. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. While obviously a straight-up Joe/Lyger, Ki/Lyger or (my pick) Danielson vs Lyger would be great but it was obvious from the start that ROH would use Lyger to get over as many guys as possible. This also will do nothing but build for the Danielson/Joe match that's coming up, something that could easily go down as the best match in ROH history. Hopefully those DVD's is out by X-Mas, that way I won't have to pay the shipping fees.

My condolences. Hope you make it through this ok.

*Looks at all the people in this thread talking about Benjamin being a top player* *Watches WrestleMania 19* LOL. And exactly how many black main eventers has there been since then?

If Jericho could take down Goldberg it'd be no problem for Angle. Taker vs Goldberg is the money match because both of them would try and work their fantasty psuedo-MMA styles into the match but it wouldn't be done correctly all the time so it would be hilarious.

Thesz would make Angle his bitch.

Is Angle strong enough to take Show down from a double-leg? Cause all Show would have to do is sprawl (if you could call if that) and put all his weight down on Angle's back and neck, in which case, Kurt be fucked.

If you think that this is a good thing you quite obviously didn't see their match at Backlash.

Angle is very strong but strong enough to take Show down from the clinch? Doubtful. Yes, Show would probably be gassed early on but like somebody said, it's not a PRIDE fight, it's a streetfight. Angle would need to either formulate a game plan from the get-go and stick to it or pick his points when it comes to attacking Show because if Show got ahold of Angle even for a second it'd be all over. Say Angle did take Show down, then what? Mount him and reign down punches? Show has tossed around guys bigger then Angle before, it wouldn't be a thing for him to just shift his weight and move Angle off of him. Show takes the fight, easy. Even a winded Big Show could break Kurt Angle's neck with his bare hands.

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

Statement: The WWE killed off any chance of a "fantasy-booking" scenario when they botched the Invasion angle w/ WCW in 2001.

CONTINUED Long: Alright, alright, now it's my turn to holla. Now Mark, three months ago at the Great American Bash PPV you were told what the finish was going to be for the Concrete Crypt Match. What exactly was that finish? Taker: Uh........I.....uh.....I don't remember. Long: Well then let me refresh your memory. The finish was that after you were done beating The Dudleyz you were supposed to press the "Don't drown Paul Bearer in cement" button. Did you press that button? Taker: Maybe I did. Long: No, Mark, you didn't. And the fact that you did 10 tequila shots before the match wouldn't have anything do with that, would it? Taker: Ain't mah fault. That damn Mex-ee-can over there is the one who gave me the tequila. Long: Eddy? Is this true? Eddy: Kurt convinced me it would be good for my career. He hasn't led me astray so far. *Angle smirks* Angle: It's true, it's damn true. Long: Very cute Kurt, we all know the line. JBL, I believe you were next. JBL: How ya'll doin'? I'm John Bradshaw Layfield, proud citizen of the United States of America. Now Mark, you and I have had some really good times. We've watched each others back on numerous occasions. Without you giving him a stern talking-to that blabbermouth Edge might actually have said something to the brass. And I in turn have promised you a clean job at No Mercy for the title. But I can't condone what you're doing to your body. Taker: I'm fine, I just need a little juice to give me a lift. *Taker lunges for the JD again and is restrained* JBL: But I knew that you had gone too far during that tour we did in Germany a while back. If I'd have known that you had drank a whole bottle of Goldschlagger before giving me advice before the match I'd have never done that whole Nazi saulte thingy. Did I get that right? *Camera pans off-set to see Vince McMahon with a wide smile on his face, nodding* TO BE CONTINUED