Lord of The Curry

I was hesitant to start this thread as I got knocked pretty hard in the poster tourney first round by some people because apparently I have race-confusion issues. *Realizes avatar quote is from Wu-Tang* *Realizes sig line is from Juelz Santana* Hmmmmmmm....

I hear that. Occasionally I get heartburn from tomatoes and it sucks.

Hahahahahah. "You've got a great ass" "So do you, pilgrim".

What's the opening line from? Sounds like Michael Douglas.

"I laid all them bustas down/Let my gat explode/Now I'm switchin' my mind back into freak mode." That's poetry and science combined.

This song is fucking awesome. Nate Dogg's best performance. Liberal usage of words you don't hear in rap anymore like "busta" and "sucka". If you don't love this song you are a horrible person.

I don't see a TKO victory for Efrain. If he's taking it we'll get a sub or UD.

Beautiful KO. I also wish there were .gifs of Stephens throwing himself into multiple dangerous positions against Dos Anjos to illustrate how reckless he is on the ground and how Efrain will make him pay for it.

I think Junie's gonna get worked on the ground pretty bad. He looked improved in all areas against Kaplan but I still can't see him presenting any kind of a threat to Cole in any way. I don't see Stephens as that tough of a test. Efrain has no qualms about banging but the smart money is on him outwrestling Stephens to a UD which is my prediction.

"Major Leagues" came on my iPod the other day. What a nice little tune.

Ultimate Fight Night 18- April, Nashville This show will serve as the lead-in for the new season of TUF Efrain Escudero vs Jeremy Stephens Cole Miller vs Junie Browning Ricardo Almeida vs Matt Horwich

Haha, good call. Don't know if X thought that one over. And judging by all of the drugs you've done I think at the very least you'd qualify as an amateur chemist.

I just had a nice, greasy breakfast (with toast) and am feeling much better.

Ohhhhh fuck. Head hurts. Body hurts. No McDonalds close by. Help me.

That dude's gonna need to seriously work his way up the ladder in that division whenever he does come back.

An Ultimate Fight Night but they wouldn't give that away for free. And as great as Chuck vs Shogun in MTL would be they need Chuck for their headliner in March at 96 unless they're about to surprise us with a new main event.

On the main page of Sherdog..... Roger Huerta wants to flex a new muscle. The popular lightweight has turned down a new five-fight contract with the UFC to pursue a career in acting in 2009. Huerta has one more fight on his current contract with the UFC that will see him back in the Octagon some time before December. After that, Huerta said he’d re-evaluate his options. “I’m not burned out [with fighting],” said Huerta. “I have one fight left with the UFC and I want to honor that. As soon as they tell me to fight, I’ll fight my last fight on the contract.” After getting bit by the bug last summer shooting a role in the film “Tekken,” Huerta said the timing felt right to tackle a wholly different challenge. “I saw that you have to dedicate as much as you do to training for a fight as you do for an acting role and I’m intrigued by that,” said Huerta. “I’m 25 years old. I see Chuck Liddell and Randy Couture and they didn’t really hit their primes till their thirties. I’m only going to be young so long and I know that movies and agencies and what not want the young look.” The handsome bi-lingual fighter was pushed heavily on the press following his rousing victory over Leonard Garcia at UFC 69 in April 2007. The performance landed the Minneapolis resident the cover of Sports Illustrated that May – a first in the sport’s 15-year history. However, Huerta believes it was his gut-wrenching performance against Clay Guida at “The Ultimate Fighter 6” finale in December 2007 that brought on his popularity with fans. “I felt naked after that fight because I gave everything I had in there, from physical abilities to my emotions,” said Huerta. “I was a little messed up in the head for the next two months. That last round took a lot out of me. I went to another level mentally.” Though Huerta (20-2-1, 1 NC) fought and won five times in 2007 -- culminating with the Guida bout -- his schedule became muddled the next year. In 2008, he entered the cage only once and lost to Kenny Florian via unanimous decision at UFC 87 last August. Huerta’s contract was extended for two six-month periods during that time due to his inability to commit to fights that were offered to him. Over the summer, Huerta made plans to return to Augsburg College, but the opportunity to play Miguel “The Matador” Rojo in the feature film adaptation of the popular video game “Tekken,” proved too good an opportunity to pass up. Huerta remains one class shy of his Bachelor’s Degree, while the film, in which Huerta has a small speaking role, is due out in fall 2009. Huerta also turned down a fight with Joe Stevenson at UFC 95 on Feb. 21 in London, due to “personal family issues.” Stevenson will now face Diego Sanchez instead. Huerta’s reps believe the fighter’s future in film looks promising. Huerta recently signed a three-movie development deal with Lion’s Gate films, whose recent projects include “The Transporter 3” and “The Spirit.” “Roger loves fighting for the UFC, but it doesn’t make sense for him to re-sign and continually let them down when he can’t take fights due to other projects,” said Huerta’s manager Jeff Clark, of NCFC Fight Management. “They have a business to run and schedules to keep as well.” Still, others might see a different motivation for Huerta’s decision not to sign on the dotted line this time around. Huerta caused waves last July in an interview with Fight! Magazine where he voiced discontent with the UFC’s pay scale and the public relation responsibilities placed on fighters for little to no pay. Huerta said he was spread too thin between appearances and his first movie role at the time and misspoke. “I was thinking like a young kid,” said Huerta of the infamous interview. “I’m young and people make mistakes.” Huerta and his management downplayed any ill will with Zuffa LLC., which owns the UFC. In fact, Huerta says his relationship with UFC owners Lorenzo Fertitta and Dana White, the promotion’s president, has never been stronger. “I personally look up to Lorenzo and Dana,” he said. “This sport wouldn’t be where it is without them. With the $40 million in the hole and Dana grinding it out through everything, and putting the sport on the map, we owe them a lot.” Without his income from fighting, Huerta said he’ll supplement his bank account with appearances and seminars while he takes acting classes. He also plans to join one of his trainers in Los Angeles for auditions through a talent agent who coordinates with his NCFC fight management. He said he had no plans to talk to other promotions once his UFC contract’s non-compete period is satisfied some time around April 2010. “The UFC is my home and it is my family and eventually I’ll come back,” said Huerta. “Pursuing the modeling and acting thing, that’s kind of where I’m at right now. The fighting will always be there. I’ll always have that in me. The truth is I’ve been fighting my whole life for everything, and this to me, is something else.”

I'd say yes. Saunders/McLovin, Gonz/Carwin and Miller/Maynard all should be good fights. Nationwide has also had pretty hot crowds in the past so I think you'd have fun regardless of the star power a show carries.

It's still on for 96, just forgot to post it in the update. EDIT: Fixed

I also say it Kay-Oh-Ay-Bee

I figured EHME drinking factored into this one way or another.

What brought this on?

MAIN CARD (Televised) * Carlos Condit vs. Martin Kampmann * Junie Browning vs. Cole Miller * Tyson Griffin vs Rafael dos Anjos * Ryan Bader vs Carmello Marrero PRELIMINARY CARD (Un-televised) * Ricardo Almeida vs. Matt Horwich * Rob Kimmons vs. Joe Vedepo * Gleison Tibeau vs Jeremy Stephens * Tim Creuder vs Nick Catone * Brock Larson vs. Jesse Sanders * Nissen Osterneck vs. Jorge Rivera * Ryan Jensen vs. Steve Steinbeiss * Tim McKenzie vs. Aaron Simpson

UFC 96 Chuck Liddell vs TBA Jim Miller vs Gray Maynard Dustin Hazeltt vs Ben Saunders Shane Carwin vs Gabriel Gonzaga Brandon Vera vs Mike Patt Jason Day vs Kendall Grove Shane Nelson vs Aaron Riley Ryan Jensen vs Steve Steinbess Marc Bocek vs David Beilkheden Tim Botesch vs Jason Brillz At this point it's expected that if Shogun comes out of the Coleman fight victorious and injury free that we'll get Chuck vs Shogun as the main event with Jardine now fighting Luiz Cane in April.

Anderson Silva vs Thales Leites Frank Mir vs Brock Lesnar II David Loiseau vs Ed Herman Jonathan Goulet vs Tamdan McCrory Keith Jardine vs Luiz Cane