Lord of The Curry

Ok, that is fucking IT. I have STOOD BY and been offended, scared, shocked and mortified by what is going on here. And now............Curry's gonna get him some! But mine is a different tale. Continue..............if you dare. *Thunder, lightening, devlish laugh* *Backstage at recent Smackdown! taping, a young Orlando Jordan sits and watches last night's episode of RAW, mesmerized by what he sees.* Orlando: Christ on a cracker, that is a mo'fuckin BOOT. Yeah, yeah, I like dat. * Orlando freeze-frames the TV on a shot of Trish's ass. Stands up and pulls down tights.* Orlando: Now it's time for Lil Orlando to get him some play, nahm'sayin? *Knock on the door.* Orlando: Awwwwww shit! Hold the fuck up, yo! *Pulls up tights* *Door opens and in walks Kidman and Paul London* Orlando: Word. London: Hey dude. Kidman: 'Sup. *Kidman and London notice the gargantuan ass of epic proportions, frozen on the TV screen. * Kidman: What the fuck is THAT? Orlando: Mickey Dee's, foo. *Kidman and London stare blankly* Orlando: Golden Arches? Kidman: Looks more like a huge ass to me! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! *Tumbleweed rolls by* Kidman: Motherfuck! London: Yo, seriously Orlando, what's the deal? Orlando: The deal, my friends, is that I've found my calling in life. That sweet, succulent, mouth-watering ass will be mine one day. Oh yes, it will be mine. Kidman: Snap out of it, man. Trish is on RAW, we're on Smackdown. London: Yeah, and plus, we've got some pretty hot women here. Orlando: I ain't feelin' them. London: Sable? Orlando: Old enough to be my grandmammy. London: Nidia? Orlando: *Shudders* That's a wreck-up from the neck up. London: Steph? Orlando: Beat-up from the feet up. London: Dawn-Marie? Orlando: Oh.......are you fuckin shittin me cracka? That bitch has been in ECW. Ain't no tellin' how many times D'Von gave her 10 inches of black- London: Ok! I get the picture. Torrie Wilson? Orlando: Pffffff. That bitch is a robot. *London turns, shocked and looks at Kidman* Kidman: *Shrugs* It's true. London: Whatevs. Come on Kid, our tag match is coming up. Kidman: Who we facing? London: I dunno. Some OVW scum. Travis something and this other guy Kevin. Kidman: Well, hold on a minute. Air Jordan, if this is your life calling, how you gonna pull it off? She's on RAW, remember? Orlando: Simple. I'm gonna ask to be transferred to RAW. *Dramatic music* Will Orlando succeed in his whacky scheme to jump to RAW? Tune in and find out, whenever I feel like posting another one these.

Wouldn't she say "baby girl" if she was a 50 year old black woman? Followed by a series of finger-snaps and a prolonged "mmm-hmmmmmmmm."

IIRC, it was The Dudleyz, RVD, Dreamer and Snow.

I doubt they'll ever top their promo before Fully Loaded 2000 in Dallas. Now THAT was some heat.

Great call on the new tribes, Star. I never thought of that.

Watched it again tonight. Still a great movie. And Scarlett Johannsen is the most goddamn beautiful human being on the face of the earth right now.

Unearth and Every Time I Die? I'm there based on those two alone, the rest of the show should be righteous.

The Angle head bob vs The Flair crazy old man verbal freakout.........which one will triumph?

Cena/Angle rap off vs Massively incoherent Flair and Angle promo's. Tough call.

I'm tuning in to see if Mariano gets to tap dat ass.

I'd rather see Angle/Cena then Angle/Flair. At least Cena still has mobility in the ring.

So instead of jail you'd report to Heat or Velocity?

Good point. If I were in The Stud's tribe I'd be a bit irked at his lack of political maneuvering. Methinks Rupert might go home tonight.

Well, everything except wrestling. But if they're carrying the beer in Canada, I'll buy it because I like beer. But this beer will suck most likely, thus giving me the excuse needed to bash two cans together and drink them like Austin (aka not drinking them at all.)

If you know anything about Japanese culture you'd know that they take their karaoke far more seriously then we do here in N.A, so I think Charlotte was right to laugh at Kelly when she was singing. Also, IIRC there were shots of the audience watching her sing and they appeared none too amused. It's a cultural insult over there to do karaoke badly.

And by "way too many" I think AS is referring to 95% of this forum.

Your *OFFICIAL* cbs.com Survivor Preview for Thursday, February 19th. - One tribe is shell-shocked by a cruel night on the island, bringing one castaway to tears and making another feel very guilty. - The lack of politicking and scheming around her makes one tribe member paranoid. - During the Immunity Challenge, several castaways are pummeled and knocked off their feet, literally. Sounds like a fairly blah show, but I'm sure it will be good to watch. I'm thinking the tribe member that's paranoid is Sue, mainly because her tribe has been very low-key when it comes to alliances and politics and she is used to the game of backstabbing and alliances. On the CBS web site there is a vid preview in it for this week and they talk about the worst storm in the show's history hitting and then it shows Geri crying saying it's not worth it, so methinks that the guilty tribe member is Rupert because their crappy log cabbin gets wrecked.

I've got a really good scam going on right now. Dr. Tom is buying antidepressents off of me to keep his sanity going. If you can somehow find a way to ask him for more money whilest he's doped out, we could make like bandits on this deal.

I'm a bit surprised and dissapointed that young Mr. Hart didn't credit God for this one.

I call local weed dealer. My fields of maryjane are protected by vast armies of........you guessed it............monkey warriors.

So they turn Angle only for Eddy to beat his ass and frog splash him? Yeah, this is already going super.

Don't forget about the time one of the bull elephants gored his keeper clean through the thigh with his tusk. T-Dot animals are the dangerous, yo.

Just threaten to invite 99% of the WWE Folder......that should be enough to scare anybody away.

I'd pitch for a TSM island, but only if monkey butlers are promised.

If Tazz and Cole had based their commentary around "Brock's submissions are dangerous", I could deal with that. Instead, we got Tazz proclaiming that the match was over EVERY TIME Brock locked in a bearhug, gutwrench or choke. On a side note, heel Tazz still sucks. I was kinda in disbelief when he said that Eddy wasn't in Brock's league, though I suppose you could credit that with them wanting to build Eddy as the underdog.