Lord of The Curry

Rudo Eddy would totally murder any kind of face heat that Angle would have. The crowd would turn to Eddy's side within minutes.

Orton on SD? *Imagines Orton simultaneously dishing out RKO's to Benoit and Eddy* No fucking thank you.

Frankly I'm surprised he doesn't have a bunch of girls dressed up in skimy robes following him down the ring pole-dancing with crucifixes.

Not directly, but you'd be stupid not to think Michaels hasn't been preachy. See: His entrance, t-shirts, promo's and basically any interview he does where he credits God for his return.

What else would they do w/ Angle for Mania? Or are people still hanging onto the thought of Angle vs Michaels?

My main concern in the Eddy vs Angle feud is how exactly are they going to pull it off? Here's how: Turn Eddy heel. What? Don't fuckin look at me like that. You know it's gonna happen. Couple this with WWE's philosophy of " If the fans love them as a face, they'll hate them even more as a heel" and you've got the justification behind their match. Then we can look forward to Michael Cole saying "All Kurt Angle was doing was trying to help" and Tazz marking out for rudo Eddy.

Uh.......wait. Big Show DEFENDS the US Title? Oh Peg, you so crazy!

Is that hush money so you don't tell the cops about Dames and the 13 year old Thai hooker?

I'm confuddled here. I thought Lesnar vs Goldie was off because of Bill being given a "break" by WWE. And if Benoit does fight Lesnar at Mania, who's fighting Goldie? One thing I know for sure: This situation won't end up good for Benoit. Things like this never do.

More like Lord of The Retards. That was Kinetic, not me. Aren't you the same person? EDIT: Angelslayer beat me to it.

All the best, bro. Hope everything turns out well.

~ZING!~ I nominate Incs stuff on Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen in the "Olsen Twins go to College" thread in Movies and TV.

Turning Tazz is a dumb idea. The main reason why Tazz and Cole are better then Ross and Lawler is because there is no heel part of the team. They're just two guys enjoying the show and calling wrestling matches. While on RAW you get J.R covering up for Lawlers semi-heelish antics and sounding terrible. If you need any proof, listen to Cole trying to find suitable comebacks or responses to Tazz's heel stuff. Fuckin pathetic.

I definetly noticed Tazz heeling the fuck out of everything. If they're turning him fully they sure aren't being subtle about it. Oh, and Angle sucks. Seriously. How many fucking times did he say "He's your family"? I can't see the potential Eddy/Angle feud progressing in a good way.

IMO it's a toss-up between "Cannonball" and "Eskimo." Cold Water- Haunting voices and Lisa Hannigan (backup singers) voice slowly entering the song is beautiful. The lyrics are slightly romantic and sad as well and Hannigan and Rice play off each other very well. The viola and cello rise near the end of the song is fuckin boss. "Eskimo" Finnish fucking Opera singer. You read that right. And it OWNS. OWNS. Plus, Rice's lyrics are on-point again in this one. In fact, part of the lyrics are in my sig that's how much I digs it.

It stinks! It stinks! I'll be pickin up the Flair set fo sheez.

But Kane is white, so by HHH logic he has a better chance of winning then Booker did last year. Because white people are better then black people. Remember that?

Was he going for the Harvard Diploma or the Lobster Harmonica?

You guys are kinda like the cool dude that just hangs out and smokes weed, but everybody secretly hates you because you have it very well off in B.C (I'd move there in a heartbeat to get away from ON). Ontario is definetly the USA of Canada. We're bastards like that.

Maybe it does and that's why he won't defend it. *Pictures an emotional-powerhouse of an angle with Big Show cutting a teary eyed promo about how he doesn't quite feel "big" anymore and needs the title to help him feel like a true man.* Insecure Big Show = ratings.

Is this whole Big Show title reign supposed to be some kind of inside joke amongst Vince and Co.? Enough is fuckin enough. Oh, and NM: Is that AmDrag quote from a shoot interview or something? 'Cause it's pretty boss.

Yeah, yeah, I know. The world needs another guy with an acoustic guitar like the WWE needs another hoss, but this guy is different. Great emotional lyrics, cello's, violas, violins, monk chants and Finnish opera singers. The best new solo artist that I've heard in years, bar none. Oh, and his backup singers voice smokes 99% of the mainstream female artists voices. If you're looking for some of his best, try.... "Cannonball" "Eskimo" "Cold Water" "Amie". Anybody else know of him?

The WWE SO needs to bring Plankton in as the top heel. He's more evil then HHH, more charasmatic then Flair and the ladies love him more then Orton. On a side-note, if I don't show up again for a while it's because something is screwy w/ my sign-in. I can only assume I'm being allowed to post now through some act of God (or Dames finally fixed the error).

Best of luck with the move, man. You're a cool dude and I'm sure you'll do well.

I saw Benoit vs Angle at RR 03 the first time when I was stoned and I'm pretty sure I got an erection when Benoit hit his diving headbutt to Angle 3/4 of the way across the ring. Seriously. Fun Story: I called into Live Audio Wrestling (Toronto based radio show) totally funked outta my skull and proceeded to blabber on and on about how Benoit vs Brock on Smackdown was Godjesus. I was also dl'ing porn in the background and every time the clips finished a chime sounded. The host of the show thought that I was getting a ton of e-mails and suggested I should get off the phone to answer them. Kudo's to Dames for starting this thread. Speaking of Dames, I never pictured you as a smoker. Don't know why, just never did. Anybody else enjoy playing GTA: VC while high? That game's quality improves tenfold and the stunts/violence go from "hella cool" to "jumping around screaming like a girl mind blowing."