Lord of The Curry

She was probably numb from finding out? Ok, listen, somebody tell Barron that this is a work, I can't be bothered. Chris- Do you think that these ninjas are in a Ninja Syndicate with Raven's infamous Mystery Ninja and one day they will rule the WWE and possibly the world? Cause I do.

Cro-Cop vs Fedor? *blows* *blows his.........uh...............ah, fuck it. blows his load. i'm lazy.*

*The names in this post have been changed because I don't want C-Bacon or anybody else in the Mississauga/Toronto area to find out who's doing what* So my entire store just went into hormonal overdrive. In the past month there have been 4 seperate sexual incidents in the past month involving four different employees. Three of them do not affect me and I cannot do anything about. One of them I am involved in, but not in a serious way. I found out that a month ago, George slept with Mary. Now, George and Mary are both just cashiers and do not have any kind of authority over one another. Then, two weeks later, when George was half-passed out on his bed, Mary fucked him again. George doesn't remember much of what happened. Then, last Saturday, George made out with Susan, who is brand-new to the store. On the same night, Mary took Mike home and they fooled around at her place. Here's where it gets a bit odd: Mike is a supervisor like me and is in a position of power over Mary. So now here I am, totally aware that a company policy has been broken and that a shift leader has fooled around with somebody that is under him in the company. The problem? Mike is one of my best friends and I don't want to say anything. But also, at the same time, if my boss were to find out that I knew about this beforehand and didn't say anything, it may very well be my ass in a sling. I'm also aware that my boss warned George before we hired the new people about fooling around with him, as it's a well-known fact in our store that George is a slave to his cock and can't control who he fucks. I'm pretty sure that my manager would not be too pleased if he found out that George violated their agreement by making out with Susan on her third shift. So here's where I stand: If I tell my boss about George, he'll more then likely get in some pretty deep shit. If I tell my boss about Mike he'll either get demoted or fired. If I do nothing, maybe nothing happens. But if my boss finds out that I knew about all this and did nothing, I may be fucked. As of right now I'm doing nothing and waiting it out. Our company has an Employee Help Line that is run by an outside company and is 100% confedential so if things get bad I may try it. Oh, and I found out about all of this through my best friend/assistant manager so it's not just me who may get fucked over if the boss finds out.

So when John Cena wins tonight (and he will), I thought he was facing Brock at the Rumble, not directly after on SD.

You've gone mad.

*marks the fuck out that 7 TV Commericials is on C-Bacons list* Here's the deal: I buy it for you, you buy it for me. Sound good?

Linkin Park over Radiohead? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Uh, Mortal, I think you goofed. It's spelt S-h-e-l-t-o-n B-e-n-j-a-m-i-n, not Charlie Haas. Silly.

I know this much: I'm Irish. Aside from that, the rest of life is a blur.

You really shouldn't listen to the kids from the white bus, DH. OVW is the polar opposite of everything that Benoit is and wrestles like. I heard some are calling him the John Cena of OVW, though. Their hiptosses and dropkicks are very similar.

You and almost everybody else. 1. Kurt Angle vs Chris Benoit, Royal Rumble 2003. Everything else is miles behind.

When did Big Show use a wheelbarrow suplex? I think they're referring to the wheelbarrow powerbomb he's used before.

I think it's because the difference in actual match quality is negligible, and the two storylines (Y2J wants to show he's better, HBK doesn't want his career to be ended) and three months of feuding going into that match make it seem a bit more important than the RR match that felt like the build-up was written on a napkin. Ok, I'll give you the storyline for Jericho/HBK was better but to say that the match quality is "negligable" is an insult to Benoit and Angle. Every single aspect of the match, better then anything Jericho and Michaels did.

"At Last" by Etta James is all you need, baby.

Unrelated note: If the network chooses not to reveal Jon's scheme about his granny to the other Survivors, does that mean that everybody had to find out by watching it on TV with their friends and family? 'Cause that would fucking SUCK.

I tend to wonder whether or not the people who've picked Jericho vs HBK as their MOTY have seen Benoit vs Angle from the Rumble.

I don't know if Sandra purposely threw it out, I believe that if you check it out she said she tripped on a vine or something.

I'm guessing Vince buys it, only to burn it down and piss on the ashes. It's a good metaphor.

Kenta Kobashi's pompadour. That is how it's done.

Don't hate because the truth is being spoken. Benjamin is heads and shoulders above Cena in the ring and everybody and their fuckin grandma knows it.

Yup. Got my promotion and raise at work, parents aren't bitching at me about a job. That's all I ask.

Wow. That was quite the fucking episode. Jon's plot had to have been the single most evil and genius thing in Survivor history. I simultaneously gained and lost a ton of respect for the guy. That is why I watch Survivor.

NEW E-MAIL~! FISHCORN BUSHES OWN US ALL~!

If Cena goes over Benoit and subsequently over Brock, that may just be enough to push me over the edge when it comes to watching WWE programming. And I'm really, really scared that it will happen too.

News Flash: We're all marks.