Lord of The Curry

This thread's like waitin' on a AIDS test, what's the result? Not positive. *Brap Brap*

Hey now- Jerome Iginla is a talented motherfucker.

I don't really see this as a punishment, it happend to Diego Sanchez and Josh Koscheck after they came off big losses. Plus I'm more interested in the fights that are being televised more so then Fitch/Gono anyway. This is punishment. No question.

This thread is seriously bad even by CS standards.

Televised and Undercard sections laid out today...... Main Card Georges St. Pierre vs BJ Penn for the UFC Welterweight Title Lyoto Machida vs Thiago Silva Nate Diaz vs Clay Guida Jon Jones vs Stephan Bonnar Karo Parysian vs Dong-Hyun Kim Undercard Jon Fitch vs Akihiro Gongo Jake O'Brien vs Christian Wellisch Manny Gamburyan vs Thiago Tavares Matt Arroyo vs Dan Cramer John Howard vs Chris Wilson Well, there's Fitch's punishment over the video game fiasco. From main eventer as a title challenger to undercard. Ouch.

That ref was being pretty ardent about it being a groin shot too until McDaniel started crying about his ribs.

Oh man that's brutal. "Are you good?" *Groan* "I don't know"

Aside from the obviousness of watching GSP beat Serra live I'd say that Wandy rape-choking Jardine into oblivion has to be my "Feel Good" moment of the year. Like, I was freaking the fuck out when he won. For 5 minutes straight.

K1 Dynamite! New Years Eve Bob Sapp VS A Japanese Anime Character Srsly All reports indicate that the guy will in fact fight with the mask on.

The head of our provincial police board is putting forth a motion to make drivers pay for damages incurred during accidents in bad weather much like a number of states havce. This falls under "Wait...this wasn't already a law?".

And a goddamn wheelchair gold medalist!!! What's 808? Some kind of Hawaiian code for "Dead in January"?

Big ups to GSP for winning the Sportsnet Canadian Athlete of the Year award with an astounding 89% of the vote. First ever MMA fighter to do so. In other news BJ Penn won the ESPN....wait....what? Oh, he didn't? My bad. Hold on, he wasn't even nominated? Damn. I'm sure whenever the first annual High-Voiced Hawaiian Fighter award comes out he'll be in contention.

Obviously he doesn't. Or he forgot about it considering it was almost a year ago.

I actually got hassled at the door a while back because I was wearing a Brazilian soccer warm-up jacket and the bouncer told me I had to keep it unzipped while I was inside. Apparently this place had a "No Jerseys" policy even though I was wearing a jacket.

I don't see how it could be anything but. Both the WW/LW champs are out of the picture, Brock is waiting on the winner of Nog/Mir, Andy is booked for February.

That's hardly out of the ordinary. In fact most clubs here in Toronto have a "When you're out you don't come back in" policy, hence the designated outdoor smoking areas that are monitored by a bouncer.

UFC 96 Shane Carwin vs Gabriel Gonzaga Brandon Vera vs Mike Patt Now, I'm not going to put this up unless it has some legs behind it but Chuck has said in a recent interview that for his return fight he'd like another shot at Keith Jardine and even though he's on the downswing Chuck is still a golden boy for UFC so we very well could see that go down.

Get ready to not like this season then.

Doerkson tapped him in Montreal but nobody seems to bring that up. And yeah, Marquardt by absolute bludgeoning in that one.

Toronto is getting dumped on pretty nicely at the moment but it seems pussified compared to some of the shit ya'll Americans are getting dealt.

That's a joke, right?

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Anderson Silva vs TBA (Rumors strongly point to Thales Leities) Joe Stevenson vs Diego Sanchez (Sanchez's 155 lb debut) Justin Buccholz vs Terry Etim Dan Hardy vs Rory Markham Neil Grove vs TBA Luiz Cane vs TBA Nate Marquardt vs Wilson Gouveia Stefan Struve vs Junior dos Santos Shannon Gugerty vs Tom Lawson

Having your skull splattered into a million pieces by sharp rocks?

Good call