JJ Johnson

I amz to being Jay Dawg! Or, in more grammatically correct terms, during my reading back through the boards I found out that Jay Dawg, while active, also marked. I told Raynor that I could mark if he ever needed someone, and as luck would have it, Supes had asked for a few shows off. So here we are. And that's how I amz to being Jay Dawg.

"Make Em Say Uhhh"

We already did the Brits thing.

Get the opponent in a fireman's carry, then shove them off and knee them in the face as they fall.

Sambo is a martial art developed for the Russian military. It's similar to judo.

clockwork got it. And generally, anything "shining" in wrestling involves stepping up on their outstretched knee to deliver the move. Imagine if someone were proposing to someone else. Now imagine if someone ran up, stepped onto the proposer's knee, and kneed them in the face. That's the US Indy/Landon Shining Wizard.

Editted, because you excluded a detail.

Except, of course, for the security at the Bellagio.

True. Wait...

Jimmy the Doom must move, so that I can make the following announcement. "Introducing first, from Doomopolis, Doomtopia, now residing in Nick's Nose Cove, Newfoundland..." Can't believe Drea missed that opportunity.

And that's a SHOOT, brutha!

Looks like him to me...

Franz Ferdinand-The more famous version is the lame musical group, but the one referred to by 'Drea is the Archduke of one of those Scandinavian countries. If my memory serves me correctly, Poland. Ferdinand was assassinated by a man from nearby Serbia, whose name escapes me, which set off World War I. Vlade Divac (Vlah-day Dee-vox)-A professional basketball player, most recently of the Los Angeles Lakers, and whose home country is Serbia. I merely implied that it was not an at the time Serbian, but Vlade Divac, travelling back in time to assassinate the Archduke. And that it would make a bitchin' TV show.

Who wouldn't?

Vlade Divac: Time Travelin' Assassin. Ratings, people.

A veritable bounty of huzzahs for the International Title. No, that's not a typo. We all know Jay is the title.

No, but you're close. It's actually very simple. 1) Take your fingers, excluding your thumb, and fold them in so that the points touch your palm. 2) NOW, take your thumb and fold it over so that it presses against your smaller knuckles, the ones closest to the nail. We technical marvels call that a "fist". Then, hit the opponent with the fist. Congratulations, you just executed a punch! Five-star classics are sure to follow.

Rumble skills (brawling, hardcore, power, strong style and shoot fighting): 95 85 80 85 99 Technical skills (mat work, chain wrestling, submissions): 86 90 98 Flying skills (aerial abilities, flashiness): 97 90 Sportz Entertainment (microphone, charisma, acting, looks, and superstar quality): 50 75 75 85 85 Performance skills (wrestling basics, psychology, safety, consistancy, selling): 90 88 85 80 90 Physical skills (athleticism, toughness, stamina): 95 95 90 Extra shit (intensity, resilience, sitffness, menace, refereeing): 98 95 99 90 70 Backstage skills (business, booking, respect): 80 80 90 Oh...and give me an idea of how over you would be in the U.S. please be honest, lol...minumum of 65 out of 100 for the United States. 80

The way I read it was that you wanted him to interfere, but not to actually hit you. I wrote him hitting you, which is where I messed up. Then again, my memory is biased. So take that for what it's worth.

In all fairness, it wasn't a clean job, so that wouldn't hurt you as badly as, say, being squashed by a lower mid-card tag team wrestler.

Active, contrary to what I imagine is at least semi-popular belief by now.

That and "Ann Arbor is a whore."

What have I done to achieve this newfound main-eventer status? That's two shows in a row now. I'm scared.

This reminds me. I have to PM Mike and let him know I can't write for Lockdown. Maybe Smarkdown.

You coulda just PMed me.