JJ Johnson

For the last time, nobody's going to name an animal after you. It may be a 'fucking penguin', but a penguin is an animal. By starving it to death, he's violating animal abuse laws, and by violating animal abuse laws, he most certainly should be serving 'hard time'. There is no clause that says '...unless it's a penguin.'

That being said, fuck that guy. Although I am curious as to why they had a penguin on display at a place called "Amazon World".

SWF titles, including those that are no longer active with the exception of the Stables Titles, because the history of those are lost somewhere on IGN and to include those would be to make the top 5 one big Carnie-fest and Flesher.

Tom Flesher/Durandal - 553 days Wildchild - 528 days - Highest active Johnny Dangerous - 504 days El Luchadore Magnifico - 499 days and counting Ejiro Fasaki - 396 days Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix - 359 days Toxxic - 344 days Andrew Blackwell/Sacred - 305 days Thoth/Orochi - 287 days Judge Mental/William Hearford - 284 days Edwin MacPhisto - 280 days Jay Hawke - 260 days and counting Todd Cortez - 253 days HVille Thugg - 247 days Frost - 244 days Fallout - 242 days Charlie "Grappler" Matthews/Show - 209 days Terrence "Janus" Bailey - 205 days Mike Van Siclen - 202 days Jamie "Jay Dawg" Drazon - 195 days "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens - 184 days Rane - 183 days Chris Wilson - 161 days Sean Davis - 155 days Perfect Bo - 153 days "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins - 152 days Ash Ketchum/ Michael Craven - 148 days JJ Johnson - 143 days and counting "Deathwish" Danny Williams - 141 days Axis - 133 days Outcast - 126 days Xstasy - 123 days Mak Francis - 120 days The Boston Strangler - 119 days Chris Raynor - 119 days Insane Luchador - 119 days Neilsen of the Jungle - 114 days Annie Eclectic/Beezel - 112 days Bruce Blank - 110 days and counting Stryke - 108 days Angelous - 104 days Molock - 104 days Grimedogg - 100 days "The Critic" Scott Pretzler - 98 days Christian Fury - 93 days David Cross - 92 days Divefire - 91 days Dace Night - 85 days Va'aiga - 84 days "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson - 83 days Spider Nekura - 79 days Bobby Riley - 72 days Andrea Montgomery - 71 days Quiz - 69 days Cyclone Comet - 65 days Mistress Sarah - 64 days Stubby P. McWeed - 63 days Erek Taylor - 59 days Mercury - 56 days Alan Clark - 54 days Pimp Daddy Sarp - 53 days Johnny Rotten - 51 days Spike - 50 days "Coyote" Coy West - 50 days Aecas - 49 days Danny Vigilante - 49 days Tod deKindes - 49 days Zyon - 49 days TORU Takahara - 43 days and counting KOJI Kitano - 43 days and counting Ced Ordonez - 43 days "The Icon" Max King - 40 days Mayor McCheese - 38 days Austin Sly - 38 days Jamie Bjork - 35 days Chris Storm - 33 days Spark - 33 days Marcus Ward - 32 days Manson - 31 days NTD - 30 days Ryan Dustin - 30 days Suicide King - 28 days Linchpin - 28 days "Insane" Joe Flyer - 28 days The Masked Man - 28 days Longdogger Pete - 28 days "Notorious" John Duran - 24 days Curry Man - 22 days Grunge - 19 days G.O.A.T. - 17 days Ace Lezaire - 16 days Arch Griffon - 15 days CIA - 15 days Martin "Big Country" Hunt - 15 days Mr. Galatea - 13 days Silent/Nathaniel Kibagami - 10 days Jimmy "The Demon" Liston - 10 days "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart - 9 days Munich - 6 days K-Os - 5 days Lengths are slightly inflated if, during any of these reigns, the person had double gold, as those days counted two towards their totals. If I missed you, well, sorry about that. Let me know and I'll lump you in there.

I believe Judge's partner is Annie - Toxx said so in the last N&N. Speaking of which, when's the last time we had a HOLT?

14,915 and in. I hate the third fall, but it's in. Go me.

12k and cookin', about 600 words into the final fall. And to think, I was mad about the break yesterday...

9.3k, and I plan on writing most of today.

Longdogger Pete - Face- Play-by-play Suicide King - Heel- Color

Except with Jeff, he only has one color, so his color-by-numbers matches are just one messy, waste-of-airtime color. Likely black, hence the fans he gets, because black is both gothic AND slimming! Fat goth chicks ahoy!

He's also larger than anyone on the roster. I'm completely serious.

Laugh My Ass Fucking Ass Off? Typo, or subtle admission of homosexuality? Oh, right. This thread has a topic. Anyway, I can't help but think that keeping Jeff around is WAY more trouble than he's worth, considering his near-complete loss of any wrestling ability he may have had, his unreliability, and the cookie-cutter matches that somebody mentioned earlier. Dump him, I say, because the 'emo chick' demographic is not large enough to try appealing to.

About 6k, maybe 80-85% done with the first fall.

They do. The frequency of which is...debatable, but they do.

Sit to the side of the opponent, get their near arm in a top wristlock, then thread your other arm through the hole made by their arm, grab your wrist, and use it to pull down and torque their arm.

Lil Scrappy's "Head Bussa" works quite well.

Last year's CFC finals were 2/3 falls. Do we not get that same privilege? Seems like this year's CFC is missing a lot of stuff last year's had.

Deep.

I'm with Spike. I suggest SWF Frost, if only because that's the name WC always used for shows like that in the HOLT.

I have it on good faith that . The amount of marking would likely be minimal. The first excuse...touche.

Whatever happened to good old fashioned inbox raiding?

Ah, right. Poor guy.

Remind me why Heenan talks like that?

Nope. I believe we come back the 4th, but don't quote me on that.

I've got CFC semis next show.