JJ Johnson

Those sound like B-horror movies.

Chanukkah Chavoc SWF Saves Santa (Everybody knows pterodactyls hate the crack of an elbow smash!) Festivus Fury

Which, at least for me, would make reading shows more hassle than it's worth. Mags also brings up a valid point.

Reading through the thread about the upgrade, it says that posts by the same person within a certain amount of time get combined. Is that going to be problematic for people who post shows?

MAIN EVENT: CAGE MATCH! “The Icon” Max King vs. Bruce Blank© (SWF Ultraviolent Champion) -Blank, because King may be a tad rusty, and it's technically a hardcore stip. FANTASTIC FATAL FOURWAY El Luchadore Magnifico© (SWF World Champion) vs. Jay Hawke © (SWF International Title Champion) vs. TORU Takahara© (SWF Tag Team Champion) vs. Stryke -Stable pride says Jay. Common sense says Mags. CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: PURE WRESTLING RULES JJ Johnson© (SWF Cruiserweight Champion) vs. Landon Maddix -The Cucaracha Internacional member SINGLES MATCH Akira ‘The Divine Wind’ Kaibatsu vs. ??? -If ??? is who I think it is, ???. COLD FRONT CLASSIC MATCH: TAKE TWO The Masked Crusader vs. ‘Hollywood’ Spike Jenkins -I predict Mags comes in as Villano XIV and repeats that last debacle. TRIPLE THREAT MATCH OF MOTIVATION Manson vs. Candace ‘The Joshi Dragon’ Onimura vs. Zyon -Onimura doesn't exist, and Manson is Manson. So Zyon.

The PPV is on the 18th, IIRC. You should be fine if you don't procrastinate.

That's the company that has a DVD called "44 ways to kill you with a pimento" right? As well as "Smells Like Steen Spirit" and "Zombies Shouldn't Run".

That was actually originated by Tom, and I stole it from him. It's a proud tradition. And a jab at those talentless PWG pigdogs.

One rule I forgot on the pure match: the title can change hands on a disqualification.

You get extra time to write for the Christmas PPV because, well, it's Christmas. You need more time, because you'll be doing more stuff to keep you away from writing.

Apart from that, mighty fine show. More comments later.

That was Drowning Pool.

Quackensmash The Tempest Tail of the Dragon Inazuma Suplex Special 1 & 2 Deja Vu DDT Tiger Driver '96 Towering Inferno Alligator Clutch Flying Figure 7 Damn Quackenbush's poorly-described moveset. Damn it to hell.

Sent.

Bruce Blank vs. JJ Johnson in a "Too Violent for Lockdown" dark match. You know you love it.

Because they're boring, that's why. Gotta entertain the kids.

Your pants shall feel the full brunt of my wrath for leaving me off the card in Toronto! Even if the rules DO cancel out my entire moveset! Bah!

*cough*Jun Akiyama*cough* Excuse me. I've had a nasty cold. And both of these promos have been great. Two of the more sadistic men in the fed, given someone who wants to learn submissions and strikes by any means necessary = ratings.

Zyon, stats update/overhaul complete. If you're using my old ones, don't. Use my new ones. Because I'm awesome.

Cheater.

The Butterfly Lock Effect is the ultimate subject for a paper.

On a side note, what's with all these 7 CST due times lately?

Lmaoa Joe

Ah, the Wrestlemania XIX story mode. So awful. DOR2 is much better, and the story actually makes sense. And if you mean the new SvR, then yes. By all means. It's fantastic.

I thought it was LA that won the MLS doodad.