JJ Johnson

Just write "Don't get AIDS" on a piece of paper. A fine tip.

"Blood & Plunder".

I say MVS' plan: Move it down to 6, but have the occasional "special" show.

I nominate Wednesday, and ditch the Lockdown name in favor of either Storm or Smarkdown.

I change my nomination to 'The Tet Offensive'. Tet is in January, but Ramadan definitely isn't in December and that didn't stop us last year.

I remember, a few years ago, Jay Hawke got booked in an interview segment with a word limit to talk about whatever. That could solve at least one unbooked person. I also endorse the one show a week.

I'll write up a promo explaining the best of three series to put in the ME slot, just to avoid a hole.

I have zero problem with that, and in fact, think it's a very cool idea.

I can do quality under 5k (or so I'd like to think; the David Cross match was good, I thought), but I can't do quality 2/3 falls at 5.5, especially not with Landon and JJ's history.

For perspective, last year, 5500 was, without entrances, my first fall.

manny repeating manny Also, 5500 words for 2/3 falls? Bluntly, you're fucking insane.

You just crossed the damn line. Damn, now I get jobbed to a wedgie driver next show.

Actually, I would say that the lack of wrestling ability makes him the spitting image of Nigel.

And from Wildchild's oh-so-helpful link: Winner of JJ vs. Nighthawk meets winner of Landon vs. Cross And Tom Flesher meets Spike Jenkins.

You know, I haven't no-showed since I came back. That's a whopping three matches of momentum.

So, Zed, what're you up to?

Being unbooked can go to hell.

The former.

2004 - Landon Maddix wins the Battle Royale. 2005 - JJ Johnson wins the Battle Royale, eliminating Cucaracha Internacional stablemate Jay Hawke. 2006 - JJ Johnson wins the Battle Royale, eliminating former Cucaracha Internacional stablemate Landon Maddix. Cucaracha F'n Owns Classic is a catchy name, I think.

Disapearing is when you make fruit magically vanish. *ducks*

Blank quit, you know. Unless he's Nemesis, which is possible. quit or not the man is trying to tell you something about the match here so maybe focus on that point instead? Calm down...I'm respectfully disagreeing with his point, and choosing not to have an argument over it...don't have to go ape shit... No, actually, you were doing what I do with my report cards. "Yeah, three Fs, but I got a C! Look at the C! Pay no attention to my failures, pretty please!" Good try, though. Bruce, I think it was the wording that put him off (kind of condescending, if looked at the wrong way), but if that's apeshit, then by all logic my head should have exploded by now from blood pressure.

THE MAIN EVENT - SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Michael Stephens ©©© and Landon Maddix © vs. The Predators (Jay Hawke and Nighthawk) ~One and A Half Skinny White Guys (Maddix is Spanish-American, after all) for the win. COLD FRONT CLASSIC - FIRST ROUND MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (3) vs. Johnny Dangerous © (6) ~Johnny, because Tom cannot be bothered to write against mere mortals. COLD FRONT CLASSIC - FIRST ROUND MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins (5) vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu (4) ~I'm going to go with Akira, because Akira is my homie, and a ganster too. Me and Akira are the leaders of the gangster crew. Pure Rules Exhibition JJ Johnson vs. Devin Benson ~Me. OMGWTFEGO. HARDCORE MATCH (non title) "The Beast" Gabriel Drake vs. Jimmy the Doom © ~Drake's been itching for singles matches, Drake gets one here, and a firm headbutt to the ovaries. Pow! Right in the babymaker. CLASH OF THE COMEBACKS Insane Luchador vs. Zyon ~With football over, Zyon seems like a good choice, but IL has spurts of brilliance.

I'll have you know that I can write a ten second squash in any match I please.

There is a huge explosion. Everybody doesn't turn 23 except Thoth.

You have been warning, Raynor.