There should be a TSM meeting a Bonnaroo. Everyone meet at the tiki hut between the cinema tent and the what tent at 9 p.m. on Thursday night.
If Ultimo Dugas is reading this, meet us at one of the portajohns during Radiohead's set. If we arent there, don't worry, we'll find you. Just sit there until Radiohead is done playing. Trust meee.
It's be so weird to bump into nappy-haired Kotz at Bonnaroo.
I'm gonna bother him too. Keep tapping him on the shoulder, and as he leaves to return to his tent, rape him behind Shakedown with a popcicle.
Dude, there's gonna be 80,000 + people there. SOMEONE will be watching you at all times, even when you take a dump. Pistol whippings will not possible.
Cops aren't insane, just don't do anything stupid until you get inside the festival grounds. And even then, don't get caught selling crack or nitrous or something.
I remember seeing Nitro in the Asheville Civic Center in '96, the week after Scott Hall showed up out of nowhere. It's an awfully small space. It's pretty embarrassing that the WWE couldn't sell it out.
A cat. In the morning, I left it alone. In the afternoon, I lopped off it's right,front leg, and it's left,hind leg. In the evening, I changed my mind and considered its tail a leg.