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Who in the fuck took the word "masturbation" out of the title? What kind of puritan "mommy, cover my eyes" bullshit is this?

Whu?

Holy Shit. He's killed by merely speaking? You don't want this guy to be President why exactly, Mike? If he could kill multiple U.S. soldiers from a statements he made testifying to Congress in the 60's, imagine what he could do with a worldwide prime time platform!!!! He could send sonic deathwaves cascading over the Middle East and South East Asia! Millions of sub-humans dead in a manner of hours, fuck, minutes! We could finally be rid of every Muslim (extremist or not) FOREVER! Then, with all of our Enemies gone, we can begin the unharrased, forced conversion of every adult American male to Homosexuality!!!!!!!! We'll drive all of the doctors out of business through litigation! Except we'll then give them money again if they'll agree to provide forced abortions to Protestant teenagers! What a Glorious Day! Kerry/Edwards 2004 FOREVER

Oh my fucking God. Bye-bye weird surrealistic Cookie Monster painting.

Y2Jerk: +2 TheMikeSC: - (507)287-5825,5308519-75-bashbashbashow

You'll just make yourself crazy.

Your Mom.

I've been to Waste Virginia. And it wasn't me, Tyler. I spent the last month and a half in Sierra Leone pulling the handle on the Hurricane spawner. We'll bankrupt FEMA by Thanksgiving, by Gawd.

Carolina at Kansas City (6.5) Chicago at Green Bay (7.5) Denver (3.5) at Jacksonville Houston at Detroit (2.5) Indianapolis at Tennessee (1.5) Pittsburgh at Baltimore (3.5) San Francisco at New Orleans (6.5) St. Louis at Atlanta (1.5) Washington (3.5) at N.Y. Giants Seattle (2.5) at Tampa Bay Buffalo at Oakland (3.5) Cleveland at Dallas (3.5) New England (7.5) at Arizona N.Y. Jets (3.5) at San Diego Miami at Cincinnati (3.5) Minnesota at Philadelphia (3.5) Dallas scores 20 points

Why Mike?

Your casual interest shines through, Highland.

"And after I gave her five dollars, I went back into my shitty dining room sized studio apartment in the ghetto, with the hole in the roof that has merely been painted over (like some kind of fucking cartoon), and sat down at my computer to tell you guys about this." I call bullshit.

I'm confused on this one point: Why, after all of the commotion and obvious police activity next door, did the guy at the correct residence stay around with the drugs? He were arrested, according to the article.

Goddamnit, Tom is trying to muscle in on my Political Clown of Chaos spot. Fuck that. ::response forthcoming::

This is the part where he cusses at you, and probably calls you an idiot.

No Tyler, I got Mike. ::throws glove on the ground:: Challenge, bitch. Challenge.

HA. I wouldn't count on it. You're putting way too much faith in your fellow Americans.

I do recall Mike admitting admiration for Zell Miller. I think I'll challenge Mike to a duel, and maybe he'll grudgingly respect me, because dueling is an honorable trait. And maybe my stepfather will shove a pinecone up his ass.

Clever Drunk: Jesus Christ Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: Yes, my son? Clever Drunk: The Russians really fucked up Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: indeed they did Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: that wouldn't have happened if they had GW Clever Drunk: He would have built a platform in front of the school with a "Mission Accomplished" Banner Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: asdfjglkaersdjf;lksdjf;lksadjf;owajefpoifjo;ksdajf Pr 0p43 t1 c1n 3: You win teh prize

::reads thread title:: I'll allow it!

What a god-damned flip-flopper.

It'll be okay INXS. Just stuff any sized portable phone into your pajamas tonight. When Mike seeps through your windows to castrate you, the sight of the phone will be akin to throwing holy water in the face of Rick Santorum.

Ann Coulter - filed under "Disregard - Crazy Bitch Rantings"

That's a great haircut.

I'll give you three oranges, a half-empty bottle of Bombey Whiskey, and a fish dinner from Applebees. The Total Combined Value of these prizes; $16.78. All these can be yours, if the Price is Right!