BX

Perhaps I missed "Red Sox take the lead" No, not yet. I'm sorry AS. It was inappropriate of me to put my balls right in your face. I apologize.

WOOOOOOO!!! HOW'S THE VIEW FROM MY NUTS, AngleSault!?!?

Especially since you're already bitching about Kerry "stealing the election".

A few people have suggested to me that you may try to weasel out of it if Kerry were to win, perhaps if we had a repeat of the 30 day drama that was post-election 2000. Or that you would cite whatever Republican talking-point memo was popular at the moment showing how Kerry cheated or whatnot. You wouldn't do something like that, would you? I wouldn't.

By the way, are you still willing to hold to our agreement and change your sig and custom title, provided John Kerry wins the election? I'd think keeping it there until Inaugeration Day would be good enough.

Good advice. In additon, I plan to capitalize random words and add a smarky remark after my signature. -=BX ...Something LIKE this. GODdamn, this is fun!

Actually, I just checked, and the WB station does have a 10 p.m. newscast, and it's an hour long, so I'll get plenty of names. The UPN station doesn't seem to have any sort of news program.

Well, I'll be doing the only thing I can to get this movie thrown off the network. Hit them in the pocketbook. I get two Sinclair owned stations where I live, UPN and The WB. I'm planning to get a list of advertisers during those stations 6 p.m. & 11 p.m. news broadcasts, assuming The WB has a newscast. I'll then send the names and local numbers of the advertisers to Josh Marshall ( http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/ ). Democracy in Action, this is so fun!

Deliciously hilarious.

Are you serious? Last nights Saturday TV Funhouse was outstanding.

Cleveland at Pittsburgh (6.5) Detroit at Atlanta (7.5) Miami at New England (12.5) (4.5) Minnesota at Houston N.Y. Giants at Dallas (1.5) Oakland at Indianapolis (9.5) Tampa Bay at New Orleans (3.5) Buffalo at N.Y. Jets (7.5) (3.5) Jacksonville at San Diego (2.5) Arizona at San Francisco Carolina at Denver (5.5) St. Louis at Seattle (7.5) (3.5) Baltimore at Washington Tennessee at Green Bay (3.5) Dallas scores 24

You should write a book, GreatOne. You have a natural talent for conjuring up surrealistic, off the wall arguments, like the one expressed above. It'd be a best-seller among the "teH ROCK is teh bestst champin of allteim" set and the crack aficionados in Texas.

Says the guy with 9000 posts.

Fuck dude, now GreatOne and Mike are never going to stop yaking about this.

How could anyone - idealogues aside - defend these last couple of articles from Fox News? It seems as if they're no longer even attempting to hide behind that "Fair & Balanced" farce of a slogan.

Hinceforth, forthhaste, posthaste, toothpaste, and forecaste. Whatever! I need sleep.

I just realized something. Kido is doomed to fail. He shan't achieve the task set before him. There is no way for him to remove that particular picture of Dynamite Toe. He can't edit my posts BWAHAHHAHA. Yesag. Remove him from your sig forthhaste, thanks.

I demand you remove this picture of Dynamite Kid immediately. I am tired of staring at his camel toe. kthxbye.

Well, it sure as hell wasn't from the lack of HighDef televisions.

Hear, hear. I'm with you here Jobbie, and I'd like to extend your previous post to everyone else who uses 9/11 to justify anything.

I saw Bossman died. I have to admit, I chuckled when I saw the news. Just reading the reactions of certain posters here made my fucking day. I swear I kept expecting to see the following... "I'm... it's difficult to find the words... oh my lord." "I am emotionally numb right now." "It's going to be hard for me to pick up the pieces of my life, I know. It would help if Vince released a four-hour retrospective DVD on Bossman for $5.95 at FYI." "Oh my fucking God, this can't be real. The room, it's spinning oh my god, here comes the vomit." Sincerely, Downhome Maybe it's my hatred of Smarks speaking, but the "sympathy" pouring from the little fucks in the WWE folder rings competely contrived at best, completely genuine at worst. I say that because if you're actually this torn up about another dead redneck, then it's readily apparent that you don't get out too much. Maybe it's the fact that I had to go through one of my best friends killing herself a couple of months ago, but I could hardly give a fuck about some redneck dying in his sleep. I might be desensitized to death, but it's not like he fell & broke his neck on PPV. In closing, stop crying, and take a good look at what you're doing. Maybe you'll start laughing too.

Arizona at Atlanta (9.5) Baltimore (2.5) at Cincinnati Chicago at Minnesota (8.5) Cleveland at N.Y. Giants (3.5) Houston at Kansas City (9.5) Jacksonville at Tennessee (5.5) New Orleans at St. Louis (6.5) Philadelphia (5.5) at Detroit Pittsburgh at Miami (1.5) San Diego at Denver (10.5) Green Bay at Indianapolis (5.5) San Francisco at Seattle (10.5) Tampa Bay at Oakland (2.5) Dallas at Washington (3.5) Dallas: 18

Fucking John Kerry. -=Mic

I just realized that I am an idiot.