Bruce Blank

Don't worry It's just a slow start card, I'm sure that Lockdown will be the rip'roaring action we're used to unless they're turning the fed into a knitting club... hmmm.... nah Croche maybe, but not knitting.

Sjesh like that'd sell tickets? who'd want to see a "name" take on A-Train and Test?

That's all you need to say right there and the mook is a mod too? un-freaking-believable of course he has me on ignore for using logic in an argument so he can't read this can ya Quaddy??

So Akebono might draw... but against those two? in NJPW terms are his opponents mid-level? Upper? lower? Just trying to figure the booking logic out here

we haven't even heard an injury update in quite a while - they're usually "so and so is 5 weeks away from returning" and on and on but nothing on RVD

Ah so now you know what I may or may not have in mind or where it'd be "pulled" from? Alrighty then - besides your amazing powers of prediction, what else would YOU have that would prevent such a match to go down at some point in my career? Just wondering since you seem to be so totally sure it'll never happen - you saying that it's inconcievable that I'd be part of a feud where the build up would make it seem okay? the arrogance of som... no strike that, the arrogance of ONE person you crack me up Spikey-pooh A regular comedian

Oh that's even better - lazy AND beligerent, that's an award winning combo isn't it? *thumbs up* and once again - who are you to say what I am and am not doing who knows if DiaB II is in my future or not?

Nope you just write matches so shitty that we tend to see your opponents matches - maybe you're not "aloud" to win a competitive match? who knows what I will and will not do

They'd have to wear a protective mask to cover up their nuts... who in the SWF wears a mask? *strokes.... chin* and just cause ma Blank was also my great-grandma Blank doesn't mean there was inbreeding in the Blank Family...recently And Blank would object to Toxxic day for religious reasons, he's very much into the spirits

"Ravishing" Rick Rude

PFFFFFFF! You've not even been kicked off a show - how good could you have been at the gimmick? a straight edge 200 pounder who occasionally says "Doodie" on TV - doesn't really compare to Bruce Blank's ultraviolent rampages. I mean you're STILL allowed on Lockdown... what more needs to be said? Oh and in closing Calvinball = A league of it's own concept wise, nothing I've ever seen compares. Damnation in a Box = Conceptually not that innovative, Dace's write up of it = 7 stars (out of 5) but that's rating the writer and not the match stip. *Needs to lobby with Creative to do both matches in the not too distant future*

Ah just hit him with the Ctrl+Alt+Del and he'll keep repeating his entrance *thumbs up*

hmmm real Ghost Machine?? or Ghost Machine Longhorn (A.K.A. XP 2006) - now with even more lethal "Blue Screen of Death"!!

All this talk of stables shame we've only got one (and it's named after some Mexican Airport/Hair Care/Tire center)

I don't think anyone could ever argue with that

"100 days of domination" is as much me as an ultraviolent redneck is me especially considering I'm just an IT geek from Denmark it's the character more than it's the poster - oh and it should 100... and erm some days (I lost track) so get it right and we may have a different idea of what we put into the word ego here - yes I want to win, yes I'm competitive so in that way yes it's an ego thing just like every game. But it's not something I use to boost my ego or feel good about myself or the likes. But to me it's mainly about my own approval and enjoyment of my works - yes it's great when people copliment it but ultimately I do this because I have fun with it - I can have a good time losing too (even if I'd naturally want to win every time ) And I'm glad to be in a fed where I can make "old man" jokes - cause they're usually made about me in the feds I frequent the most (oh and I have no clue how old you are either - woopsie) (and in closing - let's just drop it and move on, we could be doing something more constructive than arguing... how bout them Mall Brawls eh? they were something else... *tries to think of other subjects*)

Ah so you know why I do this? riiiiiiiiiight I should have known that along with your "Grampy powers" you also know my motivations for doing what I do *thumbs up* and if it isn't as much fun maybe it's because crusty tightasses get all uppity when someone dares say something they don't like? Or maybe it's not so much fun because the first thing people go with when they don't like a comment is lashing out at someone about how they're not good or funny? things that make you go "hmmmmmm" So come on again and say how I suck - because that just makes it so much more fun

*breaks out the quilt for pa-paw to tell us about how the OLD times were the real tough times* You're not funny, and you're not good. Oh mesa so sowwwy grampy, did someone put itching powder in your denture adhesive? was your porridge cold? I could honestly give a shit what you think about how good or funny I am, I ain't doing this to impress you or gain approval for my frail ego - I'm doing this to have fun (which seems to make ONE of us)

Bruce Blank: Too unciviliced for "Nice TV" Wouldn't want it any other way

*breaks out the quilt for pa-paw to tell us about how the OLD times were the real tough times*

Did he go to Vegas only to be killed in a way that's so mysterious that even Gill Grissom can't figure it out?

Meh does it really matter? I mean a 10 day break or not defending a title in a while - about the same thing isn't it?

the top seems soooo far away but then again I've been a champion for 111 out of the 116 days I've technically been active (counting from the time I had my first match til now) So this is both the SWF and the Jr titles or just SWF titles including those that are no longer active?

(Note: Haven’t read the match yet – haven’t had time but I will) My comment was more based on the delicious irony of you complaining about not getting anywhere in the SWF because you don’t like to write matches Boy is this the wrong fed or what then?

LOL so "not writing matches" = Main eventer? that only works if you're dating the owner's son