Smartly Pretty

Is that like one of those team-building exercises you have to do with other men in the middle of a forest? I'm editor of the school newspaper, and the other day I got a Twilight movie review sent to me titled "Twilight Bites. Literally." and I thought of you.

Great! Go give him $66 Million

What's with Ben Sheets garnering so little interest? I'd love for the Mets to make a run at him for a 2 or 3 year deal.

I missed this Treble tie post. Link anyone? And by the way, fuck having a poster hall of fame, we need a post hall of fame.

The rotation as of right now is Santana-Pelfrey-Maine-???-Jon Niese. I think Garland fits just fine.

Oh, you're just pissed Matt Karchner sucked.

Well, I'll take him.

Innings eater, part of a world series tam, looked great in his two career post season starts. He's solid, and will be far less expensive than say, Derek Lowe. I like "smarprey" btw.

I was stoked to see Jorma get a bunch of airtime. That's apparently the first single of an Incredibad album due in February. I'm excited.

I don't have a microwave oven but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.

I'm not sure what the goal is. To rid your island of stuff that sucks?

No...those are both Kristen Wiig alright. Seriously, Richard, throw us a bone.

You forgot to include, sammies, stoup, sunday gravy Those aren't ingredients.

I was pissed, I was so stoked to see Dexter completely fucked.

It sucks but... http://www.justin.tv/mattchu52185/popout Thanks, I appreciate it.

Anyone have a Jets/Niners stream? Justin.tv is no help.

Seriously you guys, I better be in it.

Every Rachael Ray episode, and I mean every single one, in some fashion, includes a)couscous b)grill seasoning (she is never more specific than this. Her recipe includes "grill seasoning" and how much she loves it) and c)"EVOO". There's a Food Network commercial where some old woman, referring to some gingerbread men shouts "How cute are those y'all!" and I laugh every time. No idea who that is. She sounds ridiculous.

Nobody should be banned. I've never once felt so offended by a poster (be it for saying something offensive or being retarded to the point of offensiveness) that I wished they were forcibly removed from the premises.

I'd imagine he'd actually prefer the Mets over the Yankees, as his preferences are West Coast NL teams, and the Yankees are an East Coast AL team, whereas the Mets are at least an NL team. Not that I want the Mets to pursue C.C. 300 mil is far too much to have tied into two pitchers, and that'd burn all the money we need for a new bullpen and a right handed bat. I've decided that I'd ideally like the Mets to sign Kerry Wood and trade for Huston Street (among other new bullpen faces, as I'm hoping to shove out everyone except Smith, Stokes and Feliciano) and then get Jon Garland. Bring in someone adequate to compete with Jon Niese for the 5th spot (though I'd ultimately like to see Niese get that spot anyway).

I feel pretty good for Mike Teel. I wasn't his biggest fan this year, but maybe he's trying to get drafted. 6 Touchdowns, 340+ yards in one half is pretty good.

Why not.

Where's Raynor when you need him?

Top 5 songs featuring a Cello 1.Ghosts Under Rocks - Ra Ra Riot 2.The Arm - Islands 3.You! Me! Dancing! - Los Campesinos! 4.How To Embrace a Swamp Creature - The Mountain Goats 5.M79 - Vampire Weekend

Did you write any cool essays in high school?