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How did Cris Carter not get in last year?

I better be in the stupid thing this year.

Haha, that means you tried to stick a regular website into an image tag. Like sticking google into an image tag. You have to stick an image in an image tag.

Oh come on. Messier and Tikanen, sure, but most of that team was home grown. Leetch, Richter, Zubov, Kovalev, Amonte, etc.. That team was built around the Rangers farm system. Adam Graves wasn't even really good until 1994, anyway, he's basically a Rangers product.

I cannot name a single Mod. I don't really care. Why do we need mods? We take ourselves way too seriously. We should just let discussion run rampant. Plus, banning people is dumb. Bad posters are just as entertaining as good ones.

I'd just like to note that I lose track of your usernames easier than anyone. I think it's because they often coincide with avatar changes.

BenJaurvis Green-Ellis is the dumbest name I've ever heard.

I'm sure both teams played flawless hockey, and it was probably a lot of fun to watch, but do you understand that you're trying to convince people that an exhibition game that ended in a tie is the greatest game in the history of the sport?

My dad talked my mom out of naming me Atticus—is Atticus any better? I thought being Atticus would have been sorta cool. That dude's a badass. RE: Mormons I know two Mormon guys, brothers, and one is a fucking dick and the other is a pretty funny guy. That's the extent of my knowledge. Though I must disagree with Agent. Mormons smell. The odor in question is Axe Body Spray though.

That's just a joke from last night's Colbert Report.

I guess I hold Government Center near and dear because it was the first Modern Lovers song I heard, but it also has something to do with my fondness of catchy songs about putting on rock shows and shit like that.

Shut up And I was in, like the 6th grade. I didn't know who Elliot Smith was. I've still never heard an Elliot Smith song. I don't really have any interest.

http://www.tullycraftnation.com/mp3s/morni...f_our_lives.mp3 The Modern Lovers are a pretty awesome band, you guys. I'm not sure why Roadrunner is their signature track though, It's a fun opener to the eponymous album, but Government Center is definitely the best song on Modern Lovers.

Smarties are fucking delicious. Necco Wafers though, yeah, those suck.

We give out King Size candy bars. We're sort of notorious around the neighborhood now for being the best house on Halloween.

Ooh, Tubthumper. I remember my dad bought that for my mom, and I liked the first two songs (one of which was the title track, of course) but the rest of it bored me. I still like the title track.

I'd love for the Rangers to show some interest in Marian Gaborik as the first line really isn't doing anything, but I'm fairly certain there isn't even a little bit of cap room.

Not a bad CD for a 7 year old boy.

For Jacksonville, #1 is easily University of Florida Football, and #2 is unquestionably University of Florida Basketball, #3 though is tougher. I suppose it's the Jags by default, but in my high school in particular, there are so many transplanted Bostonians and bandwagoners in general, we somehow have almost as many Pats fans. I suppose there are also a lot of transplanted New Yorkers, but it feels like there's not quite as many.

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Having your head down is never a cheap shot. Ever. That's like, hockey 101. If you're skating through the neutral zone with the puck, keep your head up if you want to live.

Doesn't everyone love to talk about themselves?

As already stated, it's a Demitri Martin joke.