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Burning Pirate Ship Sex

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  1. "You come to the ring with a wrench! A big crescent wrench!" The Beverlys/Bushwackers match is ten kinds of bad, but Heenan makes up for it by turning his commentary into an extended rant against Jamison
  2. I've got a sweet pair of Vans slip-ons I bought at a store in Glasgow. Red wool tartan. Looks amazing, and keep my feet warm in the winter. They're the prize of my (non-existent) collection.
  3. So basically a round-robin match? Interesting
  4. But what if we want to knock it up a notch?
  5. Hasn't Rhino been going by "The War Machine" since about '99?
  6. It's a thread comparing Brian Kendrick to Mitch.
  7. TBK once saw Scott Hall eating grapes. He said, "Dude, you have to wait"
  8. TBK didn't go to college, but if he did, he'd take all his exams in a restaurant, because "the customer's always right"
  9. TBK's apartment was once infested with koalas. It was the cutest infestation ever. Much better than cockroaches.
  10. TBK once had a parrot. It talked, but it didn't say "I'm hungry". So it died.
  11. Paul London once asked TBK if he wanted a frozen banana; TBK said, "No, but I want a regular banana later..so yeah"
  12. I guess I will take my crappy thin lips and make out with Glen Close
  13. Popsicles are for the summertime...
  14. TBK tried to walk into Target, but missed
  15. I mean, what's he gonna do? File it under "D", for "Donut"?
  16. Kendrick fills the backstage area with cinnamon roll incense, becomes the biggest heel in the history of smackdown
  17. different spelling variant, same pronounciation.
  18. Send Zeke out on a search party for the Dufenses?
  19. Hey Dog Face, why don't you go eat some dog food, and eat yout own throw up, cause you're a dog face?
  20. Burn that seat.
  21. I think blood may be dripping out of my ears..
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