Failed Bridge

they could have taken MX instead!

between drugs and suicide they need to get both active and former wrestlers some kind of free therapy.

apparently Norv Turner is going to be the new head coach of the Chargers.

since I can't download Limewire or any other P2P program on the comp belonging to the person I'm staying with, I thought I'd ask this; 1.) Does anybody have the Cage match between DX and the McMahons and/or the Street Fight between Hogan and McMahon uploaded? Or if they just have them on the comp could they be uploaded and linked? 2.) Were either of those matches any good? I've never seen them before and I'm just looking for something to watch and kill time. Tried youtube but they weren't on there (although I have been watching alot of old nWo footage via that site). Edit: Didn't know the Hogan/McMahon match happened about 4 years ago and was in the Joe Dirt thread. Hell, if a mod just wants to merge this post into that thread then go for it.

just watched Sting/Abyss from the recent PPV, thus finding out Abyss' deep dark secret and boy was it unoriginal. If they really wanted to make it a deep dark secret then they should have gone the route of him being accused of raping some headcase teen girl down the street from him during his youth and then she ended up killing herself during the whole trial process.

Tom Brady is gonna be a daddy

do I need to find a link to the Chyna sex tape for you?

The Nash shoot was pretty good, thanks for the link.

don't forget batters who's hips twist about 270 degrees when they make contact!

I just hope to god we don't get another version of Candle in the Wind made.

now all you need is a parakeet named "Kessel".

not-a-one of my gimmiks have made the Gimmick Posters list.

I read somewhere previously that they viewed him as a "ticking time bomb" and just weren't going to renew his contract. They also have interest with bringing back Bill Parcells.

I've had two dieticians(sp?) and a marine heavily into fitness tell me that caffeine makes you retain water. Doesn't surprise me since when I stopped drinking soda and went right to water I dropped about 11lbs. Also with all this weight loss Mik is gonna have to find something else to make fun of me with. I remember him at one point loving to call me a "fatty".

I'm headed to lovely Parris Island in South Carolina. My father was a Marine so he already warned me about the Sand Fleas. He said "No matter what you do don't scratch them, because if you do then you'll have to find it and then give it a proper burial". I don't think I'll be losing much water weight since all I drink is water anyways. There's no caffeine in my system to make me retain water.

I can basically use pepper, that's about it, which leaves the food pretty bland and uninspiring.

ya, the Nets want Bynum and the Lakers aint giving him up. I'm pretty sure we'll see Vince Carter getting traded and Kidd staying. Supposedly Vince wants to play somewhere closer to home like Orlando or Charlotte. Bobcats have enough chips to grab him if they really want him.

after reading the article it seems like he wants to take time off first anyways, so perhaps by the time he's ready to come back to wrestling they'll have that 2hr time slot.

that's the workout they gave me and the staff seargent that gave me it is a fitness beast. Basically I suck when it comes to military style pull-ups and this is suppose to remedy it. They don't want me lifting a ton of weights and adding a ton of muscle mass before going down to bootcamp. Its more about strength and conditioning down there then it is being a muscular mass that can't move and has no stamina.

because there's nothing around here to do pull-ups on. I tried to use a tree branch but it snapped and made a mess. Plus the gym membership was free (benefit of the military!)

Marines put me on a strict diet for my last 9 days or so of civilian life. All I can eat is tuna, eggs, pork, chicken, asparagus, broccoli, and green beans. All I can drink is water. Eat small portions every 4hrs. Couple that with the one huge workout a day I do which is 2 x 20 Push-ups crunches leg lifts jumping jacks squats Then off to the gym for 20 Lat pull downs at half my body weight 2min break 10 pull downs with the weight slightly raised 2min break 5 pull downs with weight raised further 20 min on the treadmill I've already lost like 2lbs today.

that's what they said about the Red Sox, and yet the new owners just keep renovating different parts each off-season. Its not a given that Wrigley will be torn down and replaced, especially if the new owners realise the emotional attatchment that the fans have to that ballpark.

If some team were to sign Samuel then they've said they're considering moving Eugene Wilson back to his natural position of CB (since he seems to get injured too easily playing the safety position). If they lost Samuel then I think they could grab at least a couple out of the group of Jarvis Moss, LeRon Landry, Patrick Willis, and possibly Dwayne Bowe.

I'm sick of CheesalaIsGood having that username. Its blatantly obvious that he's anything but good. How about CheesalaIsCronoTesque?

I'm hoping that The Good Sheppard will be out on DVD by the time I get back from bootcamp. I heard it was even better than this.