Failed Bridge

its all rainy and shitty out here today. My boss isn't gonna be at work until sometime early this afternoon so I think when I get to work I'm gonna climb the back of the shelves in the tire department and take a nap on top of them.

Gook cops over in the gook countries take bribes all the time for the Yakuza

black people make a mess of the tire department too. I wanna say niggers. Can I say niggers in here? If so then niggers keep making a mess of the tire department. They just can't seem to put shit away that they pull out. White people and asians just try to haggle the prices and I can tell them to shut the fuck up or leave. Mexicans and niggers (niggers to me refers to the lazy black people that do stupid shit. KOAB is a black person while the dude that messed up the tire department is a nigger, ya dig?) do some stupid shit where I have to actually do extra work. They're starting to piss me off.

Remember when Incandenza wanted to have anal with that Mexican chick that had hair all around there?

I was security today at the junkyard and had to repeatedly bring parts that were shoved under the fence back into the yard. A group of friggin Mexicans kept doing it and when the other guy finally caught them they sped off (well as much as you can) in their piece of shit Honda Civic. They were trying to steal a bunch of different 5-10 dollar parts. Cheap fucking bastards. You Mexicans out there need to cut this shit out.

it means more when I say it

Know how I asked if this was inspired by the new American Gladiators and it kinda was? Well it sucked just as bad as the new American Gladiators too.

I've never met a good black driver. White males seems to drive the best.

I'd let small shit slide

I brought this up with a couple co-workers last night at dinner and was told "Legally there are zero bodies up there and zero bodies found...legally" and that's all they would say.

The Mama Dames had potential

I started a thread on serial killers a couple years back. I think the junkyard I work at would be a great place to throw a body. There's like 3 security cameras that I know of and if anything I'd just throw the body into "The Pit" (that's the place where the cars are brought to have the gas tanks emptied and there's a giant furnace over there too. Just toss the body in there)

is it a motorised tie rack?

there was already a one word bandit gimmik since somebody copied the 7 word bandit gimmik.

I'm baked right now that's about all I got to add to this thread

Gang Warz 2 failed because I wasn't around

whoa whoa whoa, hold on a minute. When the hell did Agent get married?

normally I'm not one to bitch about being left out but how the hell are Scroby and Invader getting a nod over me? I'd say it would be you, Brody, myself, and Agent. The four of us are beyond help at this point but whatever, who gives a fuck

you were Frank_Nabbit and you never continued conversing with me via PM when you came back? My thread on Serial Killers is what made us tight then.

was this at all inspired by American Gladiator?

Here's a picture of it. It kinda reminds me of the WDI fish

is that another porn actress? I just haven't really bothered with porn since I was a teenager.

I've always pictured you finally snapping so badly at work that you kill off a couple of co-workers and then get taken down in a hail of bullets yourself. Not one or two shots mind you but like 15-20 because I think you could live through a couple gun shots and you're enough of a dick where you would laugh at whomever shot ya the first time around. Personally as long as I don't suffer through anymore testicular trauma I don't care how I go out.

I don't think I made it as clear as I should have. They let you live so you can still pay off the debt after they've shot your infant in the head and killed the mother too. That happened about five years ago near downtown Worcester. Right near the remodeled McDonalds and delapitated pip shelter. Also whomever Taiga has as her avatar now isn't too shabby looking for a heavier chick. If that's her now then she's alot better looking than the terrible photos she posted awhile back of herself. I'd be willing to pour my seed on that face but there wouldn't be any cuddling afterwards.