Failed Bridge

what the fuck. where's my present?

I have a terrible time trying to repot my posts. I can never get the roots far enough down so they usually just wilt and die

here's one more...they're from April of 2006 See? She and I got along real well...now she's married and I'm off fucking this one, that one, and the other. My how things change. To be honest I can't even remember how I really felt about her when we were on good terms either. Its been so long. I bet she has a couple good ones from me too which will make me look like a tool.

thought I'd look through my inbox after seeing this thread and here's one that stood out then the bitch married somebody who isn't me...how dare she

I know the secrets behind This Thread is Ghey

I need to slow down on my extra curricular activities. A few nights ago I spent an evening with a liter of Captain Morgan and this girl Gillian. Well her and I fucked around before she decided in a drunken haze that I had to drive her to her mom's house so she could pack her shit up and move into her aunt's. While there I laid on her bed in nearly a blackened out state but I remember her calling me her "sleeping beauty" and running her hand along the crotch area of my jeans. Before we could fuck her aunt showed up and I left...when I got home it was 9:45am and I proceeded to fall asleep in the middle of jerking off cause I had blue balls y'know? Anyways, this made me think I should slow down a bit since I couldn't even jerk off properly.

I've been having morning issues too. I wake up with real bad stomach cramps and stumble to the bathroom like a soldier that was just shot in the abdomen. From there I usually end up taking a raunchy shit that makes the bathroom smell like a rotten can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup.

Pats released Rosie Colvin and won't be bringing back Eugene Wilson either. Apparently they're also looking into the whole Lito Sheppard being available thing as well.

Randy Moss is apparently the cover guy for Madden 09. Saw it at the mall. I would like to see the Pats sign Ernest Wilford to replace Stallworth. Moss(he'll be back), Wilford, and Welker.

I just don't understand how somebody can't get this oaf hooked on some pain med, booze, and sleeping pills so he can be found dead in a pool of his vomit and blood. Take John Candy, James Belushi, and Chris Farley but do nothing to Larry the Cable Guy or Cedric the Entertainer? Fuck you too god

Milky is cool shit and feels more like the type of friend I see everyday rather than just some dude online. He and Slayer both have that vibe to me except I have met Slayer.

This is one of the stupidest things I've ever read at TSM... and that covers a lot of ground. Why so serious?

You could have hung out at Home Depot and waited for a foreman to drive by in a pick-up truck looking for day laborers.

I felt cheated by the ending and the rest of the theater agreed with me as they shouted out "That's it?!" and "That fucking sucked!" one group even started chanting "Buuuuuuuuuullshit" as the credits began to run. It gave Kayte motion sickness something terrible and thus ruined the rest of the evening for she and I. Can't say I'd recommend this beyond a "If its on cable and you have nothing to do then check it out" type of thing.

I was mentioned once within this whole thread? I'm flabbergasted

I got left out of this and TaigaStar was involved? Well I'm taking my ball and going home now.

my stomach gets bubbley for about an hour after I'm done being drunk but I don't hang

I've never suffered from hangovers but I tell you one thing; going to sleep, waking up and finding yourself still drunk/fucked up and having to open a resteraunt is never fun.

saw Dewey Cox last night and it may have been the best movie I'd seen in all of 2007

the more Carlito posts the more I hope his girl accidently sits down on a twisted coat hanger.

as much as Czech and I are friends the only one I constantly see bitching in these threads is him and he's obviously no Boston sports fan, so where is this "all Boston sports fans from TSM bitch and complain" bologna coming from?

Moss made up for that little drop real quick

what happened to using MySpace?

ya, that is a turn off but if she can go 90min-2hrs without one then its all good.

I don't see what's so vial about Kristianna. I'd hit it