Failed Bridge

I worked with a guy from Portugal that screwed up Onion Soup. He forget about it in the salamander and it boiled and blew up.

he stated that the ref blew the Polamalu call. That was on ESPN actually.

Hur-fucking-ray Link

Dames, be honest. If she came with a mute button would you fuck her in the ass?

don't forget Marv Levy! He's actually a possability too sadly enough. Oh, and I got this from Rotoworld It was 10-6 at the time of that play.

Dean Pees is the new Patriots defensive coordinator.

Drats.

Dun Dun DUN!

during the end of his career Andre the Giant worked a tag match down in Mexico where one of the opponents was Bad News Brown. Andre was drunk as a skunk during the match and sometime during it went to do the running squat on Brown's chest. The only problem was that when he did it he lost control of his bowels and covered Brown in diahrea. That's the one that always comes to mind when people ask about funny wrestling stories.

You forgot the part where he called Jeff Garcia a fag. That happened in 04.

According to ObsessedWW that's his wrestling name while the one I put was his real name. You would need Sonny as every heel Japanese wrestler has to have a heel asian manager since according to kayfabe none of them can speak a lick's worth of english. Yuji Nagata would be another good choice for good actual wrestling.

or they could have Killings turn and have Christian/Killings. That would probably be a pretty decent match to be honest. The problem is that Jarrett is really the only main event heel at the moment. I don't buy Abyss as a contender since he's had back and forth feuds with both Jeff Hardy and Sabu. Samoa Joe is obviously at Main Event status already but there's no way they wanna blow Christian/Joe just yet. Especially since they've already done Joe/Styles. You know what would be neat to see? Sonny Ono brought in as a manager for Kensuke Shinzaki (Hakushi) and have them portray him as a champion from the far east. When you don't have enough Main Event heels then you can always turn to Japan!

Awesome is over in Japan though. Did they use Stevie Richards? I figure he would be an obvious choice. They also could have brought in Marc Mero and had him do his Johnny B Badd gimmik!

I made the greatest contribution to this thread and yet you bastards continue to talk about Transformers.

and Mangini already lied in his press conference saying that he called every defensive play this season. Belichick said at the end of the Chargers game that he took over play calling duties midway through.

Clam Chowder is easy to make Clams Clam Juice potatos onions basel heavy cream milk salt and pepper to taste you can add a bit of bacon or celery too if desired, but that's basically it.

what form of hepatitis? My uncle's almost 30 year old daughter's mother is dying of Hepatitis C. Evidently drinking booze speeds up the process of it too since she's knocking on death's door with it now that she went back to the bottle.

Bruce Chen recieved a raise of over $3mill from the Orioles.

DIMMU BORGIR and Strapping Young Lad are also set to release new albums in 06.

His tantrums complaining about being picked on and telling Sass might be, but the actual stuff leading up to that would not be. Edit: Here's where the latest tantrum started. Link.

they're talking on the radio right now about how Jim Bates may have resigned because he saw the Patriots defensive coordinator position become available. Wouldn't mind having him in charge as he actually got that terrible Green Bay roster to rank first in pass defense. Evidently Bates and Belichick are very good friends.

KingPaul Silas

That one, but then I followed it up with the "Thank god his Phalicia Rashad decided to abort the Boomer Sooner seed he planted in her" or something like that.

Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance Well they’re are no friends of mine I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind, And we can dance We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance Well they’re are no friends of mine I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind And we can dance. Dancez! Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am i And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet And surprise ’em with the victory cry I say we can act if want to if we don’t nobody will And you can act real rude and totally removed And I can act like an imbecile I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control We can dance, we can dance we’re doing it wall to wall We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands We can dance, we can dance everybody takin’ the chance Safety dance Oh well the safety dance Ah yes the safety dance Ssss-aaaa-ffff-eeee-tttt-yyyy Safety-dance We can dance if we want to, we’ve got all your life and mine As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it Everything’ll work out right I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance Well they’re are no friends of mine I say we can dance, we can dance everything out of control We can dance, we can dance we’re doing it wall to wall We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands We can dance, we can dance everybody’s takin’ the chance Oh well the safety dance Ah yes the safety dance Oh well the safety dance Oh well the safety dance Oh yes the safety dance Oh the safety dance yeah Oh it’s the safety dance It’s the safety dance Well it’s the safety dance Oh it’s the safety dance Oh it’s the safety dance Oh it’s the safety dance Oh it’s the safety dance

Seeing as how Ty Law is likely to get cut and return to New England (he didn't make many friends in the Jets locker room when he responded to a reporter's question with "Would you go back to New England?" by saying "Ya, I would love to and I don't feel I burned any bridges. Both me and coach Belichick knew it was just bussiness.") while John Abraham leaves for FA since he's likely to cause Corey Simon-esque problems if he's franchised again...well I'd say they have problems defensively. Of course I think they have problems across the board except maybe with Special Teams. They ranked 3rd in the NFL in kickoff returns, 5th on kickoff coverage, and Nugent didn't do too bad for his rookie season. If you take away the two misses he had from over 50 feet then he was 22 of 26 for field goals.