Hawk 34

Canadian Stampede and Raw-Dallas '00 10-man tags are obvious.

Pretty shitty month, no?

You aren't helping me in my quest to mature and grow up. I can't wait to have my mid-life crisis at age 22.

The woman's finals was much better then any of the three F4 games for the men. Maryland wins in OT after a 13 pt comeback.

In March, Orton had this generic heavy metal theme music by some unknown band that he used for about 2-3 weeks. But, it was so horrible they went back to HEY! very quickly. Killswitch Engage, is hardly "unknown".

Because two years of a hot rivalry wasn't enough.

Wait, did Katharine completely shut Simon up there?

Okay, yeah. YES

Vince just needs to pay off Austin's current GF to antagonize Austin and Austin will handle business, his usual way. This will force Austin to cave and take the job to cover court expenses.

I usually refuse to admit this, but Kellie actually pulled this one off well.

Paris doing Trisha Yearwood, wasn't exactly what I expected.

Sigh, they need to let out their brokeback mountain frustrations.

I thought Randy and the others said to stop using safe choices and branch out, Mandisa is do her same old thing.

Will Ryan and Simon, stop flirting with each other.

So basically everyone who paid $50 bucks got scammed when just about every SD match has a rematch the next week.

Vickie would gladly sell her daughter out to Randy, there is no question.

Which was completely unrelated, Austin is a wife-beating drunk and they still promote him as an unbeatable bad-ass.

I'm used to disappointment, and I really think that if they're pissed enough to suspend him for two months, he may have fucked something up badly enough to kill the push. Most likely, they aren't really "pissed" but rather had to play it safe and suspend him. If it was completely bad, word would have broken by now. If it was criminally bad, they wouldn't just suspend him.

The problem with the 2000's, they just sang songs they liked and that put them in a comfort zone, something they dont need to be doing. Doing country, will force them to be creative and find something that suits them to be different. I just know Chris, will do "Friends in low places"

It'd have to be something that would be publically damaging because the typical stuff like causing fights, public drunkeness, shitting in bags didn't even get a slap on the hand. It'll be interesting to figure out what happned.

Even Sting went "I could have seen that coming".

Hogan would squash him like a bug.

Joe: I don't mind working in front of 850 people, now.

They fired the good one but kept the one who injures people left and right.

Hey, we havent had a samoan savage in awhile.