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My girlfriend's dad went through non-hodgkins lymphoma about a year ago. He made it, but there were times he wanted to give up. If he can do it, Hot Rod can.

"I'm not sucking your cock again, Scott" "that wasn't my cock, that was Chyna's clit."

Would it have been THAT hard for someone to take 5 minutes earlier on to show faux Hogan how to run the ropes? I don't think so. If they're gonna put someone in the ring to get beaten up by Hogan, you'd think they'd get someone with an OUNCE of wrestling knowledge to not get tangled up in the ropes and ruin an otherwise perfectly devestating big-boot. Am i wrong?

Yeah I doubt anyone would have thrown their seat at Bret at the end of the show because they didn't get to see Earthquake and Adam Bomb... Why bother doing it? It made Adam Bomb look a total cretin, and for what, EARTHQUAKE? the guy looked awful, like a hobo in his granny's underpants.

Could anyone tell me the point in Earthquake squashing Adam Bomb in like 15 seconds at WrestleMania X?

it's segments like those when i think "isnt anybody gonna say cut?" they just have such an awkward feel to them and i wish they ended a lot quicker.

If someone could get that Foley promo up on YouTube I'd be a happy guy.

Peter Griffin vs Chicken > any WWE match from Raw last night.

yeah, the way it makes sense... Day/Month/Year...

That's hilarious.

I enjoyed Finlay/Benoit a lot, it was a lot of mat-work, but it just worked for me. Didn't miss a beat.

Ok i haven't googled it yet because i'm gonna be eating soon. But rest assured, I will be checking this delightful surprise very soon.

I've seen Punk in a few Indy matches... meh, he's really not THAT amazing.

Peniclit? uh wha?

They did explain the "pulling objects out of JR's ass" segment. JR commented by saying "Yeah, that was great TV." In a sarcastic manner of course.

Just for the record, I live in England so I got the PPV for free, maybe thats why I didn't think it was so bad. I kinda got into it and it all went really quickly. Maybe you're all too quick to shit on the product nowadays. Maybe it's because i reached rock bottom with WWE a few months back, i don't think it can get much worse, so i'm enjoying it for what it is. I'm actually finding it interesting that Cena can beat anyone and everyone... I'm wondering where they are going with this, because it seems like a HUGE inside joke at all of us, and we're just feeding Vince with exactly what he wants. He doesn't want smarks, smarks do not buy spinner belts, we are not worth a shit.

Is this show on in the UK?

I can't even believe it's the same guy. I thought he was phenomenal when I saw him live. He looked about 7 foot tall too, but obviously he's not that big, and WWE guys are massive!

Don't be stupid... He has yet to be brought to life.

Yeah I noticed that. He's like an action figure. 76. When he comes out, he makes more noise than his crowd reaction. He's going for the "intense" Kurt Angle thing, except nobody buys him as a legit threat, whereas Kurt could legit take anyone down.

This is clearly a thread about WWE. I suggest you actually read it first. That is the kind of attitude smarks get labelled with, thanks to people like you.

What if we're all swerved on this one? Foley screws Cena, Cena v Foley @ Mania, Edge vs RVD... ... No of course not... That's what i want to happen. So it wont.

I can't believe that gag didn't get the recognition it deserved.

Can someone tell me why nobody puts the sharpshooter on correctly these days? Whenever I've seen it lately, the person who's putting it on leans forward and doesnt sit back, so it doesn't look the slightest bit painfull. "Oh my god... He's got his legs slightly crossed... that looks amazing!" It looks horrible. When Bret or Owen sinched that baby in, they looked like they put effort into it.

And there's no real alternative, if i watch TNA, i have to sit through Jarrett doing the same thing. But at least TNA have the sense to have Jarrett heel so the booing actually makes sense. Even if its for the wrong reasons.