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Prophet of Mike Zagurski

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  1. Amen to that, HBK was once a good and exciting wrestler, a breath of fresh air in the WWF main event, now he's only a shadow of his former self, a has-been, overrated and he's still is a locker room cancer, the way he was booked at Survivor Series IMO anybody else could've done it, but they got to make Shawn look good since he is HHHerpes BUTT buddy. Wait, who on Austin's team should have been put in that position: Dudley Boyz: no Booker T: no RVD: no Shawn is known for his late comebacks. Wrestling is not about technical skills and no selling. It's about entertaining the crowd and we lost our way. When people cheer for Austin more than Benoit, we say what the hell. This is about the people who watch wrestling. Not for the cynical masses who complain. Shawn Michaels was a low drawing champion who had good matches with Diesel, Razor Ramon, Bret Hart, HHH and others. I'm sick of this, I hate him... because of politcs. Let the wrestlers deal with the politics. If their sick of HHH or HBK then after the show they can be beaten up with the wrestlers. I guess if Benoit was HHH everything would be alright cause at least Benoit would be having *********** matches. Anyway, bottom line, every one has their favorite wrestler. (No, if Angle or Benoit aren't you're top 2 for US workers, you should just stop watching. You know I like watching hockey, because I do not need to think about what pull Steve Rucchin has on the Ducks. Maybe that's Gerber is the net because Steve used his favor with Coach Mike Babcock. Oh, wait, the Ducks lost to Red Wings... Damn them. There was a point here, I think.
  2. Top 5 Best Workers Overall: 1. Angle 2. Jericho 3. Michaels 4. Eddie Guerrero 5. Benoit
  3. I have a question: What are the Easter Eggs on the Foley DVD? Thank you
  4. I wish No Holds Barred was on DVD. I'm actually more excited about than SW Ep3 which will probably be a dissapointment because of all the hype behind it.
  5. Do you have a clearer picture?
  6. Why did you need to post Einstein's encyclopedia entry? Way to big. Can't you put pictures of Benoit or something?
  7. 1. Chris Benoit is the greatest wrestler of all time. 2. Never complain about the internet on the internet. Complain to your one friend who does not care. (It's kind of sad how more people know about Hulk Hogan than Chris Benoit. It would have been more impressive if Chris Benoit would have body slammed Andre, but I digress.)
  8. HBK/HHH: * Horrible match due to the fact of the political pull of both the men. Royal Rumble: * to **** * if anyone else than Benoit wins, **** if Benoit wins Holly/Lesnar:- ** See HHH vs Steiner last year Batista and Flair/Dudleyz: *1/2 Who cares? Mysterio/Noble: 1/2 Will have about 5 mins. Eddie/Chavo: *1/2
  9. What about when HHH beat 3 men at WM 2000 and retained his title. Heels rarely exit WM with the WWF belt. My #1 HHH WM moment: The Ultimate Warrior vs. HHH at WM XII There was so much intensity in that match. On another point, (gets ready for flames) WM 13 was my favorite Wrestlemania because it was the first PPV I ever ordered. So I would add the following moments: 1. Undertaker tombstoning Sid and winning the title. 2. Bret Hart tirade before the main event that got him powerbombed by Sid. 3. LOD/Ahmed vs NOD Chicago Street Fight. I know on the grand spectrum of WM's these are insignificant but WM 13 needs a few more highlights. The number one WM moment should be Hogan slamming Andre.
  10. HiaC and.....?????? The Royal Rumble
  11. Oh I have one. In UHF, George ("Weird Al") dreams he is Indana Jones and this man points a gun at him. So he takes out his whip and slices the man's arm off. The wrong arm is shown on the ground because there was a miscommunication between the set and the art department. It's a good movie.
  12. Cant we so that on Raw or something? Or a dark match?
  13. Torrie is going to leave the WWE after this because after a Diva poses twice they act like --- snotty or something.. Isn't Sable like 44 now.
  14. Vince McMahon will wake up when 1) Direct wrestling competion opposes him and gets him into bankruptcy. 2) The ratings hit the low two's and the buyrates drop.
  15. I love how baseball takes it's HOF seriously. Pete Rose had an incredible record and they are not putting him the HOF for his mangerial record. Baseball is only doing this cause attendance is down and it's dying as a sport cause it's BORING.
  16. HA! Ha! This is HHH and Randy Orton's fault. If Benoit vs Angle was booked for RAW then it would have been at 10.6 rating and at least 100 stars.
  17. When Jack Kemp came to my town (Bob Dole's future VP), Dole supporters blocked pro Clinton signs. It was funny watching them out manuever each other. Politicians want to look good in front of the media.
  18. Can't wait for fake "HHH".
  19. Wow! How pessimistic! I should just commit suicide right now if 2004 is going to suck. This is what will happen: 1) HHH will injure himself by tearing another quad or ligament. 2) Kevin Nash will be on RAW booking not Smackdown holding down Angle. 3) Kurt Angle will probably have more neck trouble facing the Hosses of Smackdown. 4) Undertaker will beat Kane at Wrestlemania 20. 5) Brock Lesnar will face Chris Benoit and John Cena at WM 20 and retain his title because in the WWE heels retain titles. 6) Big Show will be fired for eating Stephanie McMahon. He will show up on NWA-TNA with the US title and throw it out. No one will care. 7) 12 to 20 wrestlers will die. 8) Bret will punch out Vince and announce the main event at WM. 9) The Smarks will hate something like Jericho not having an undefeated streak or if Flair/Steamboat is still ****4/4 or ***************************************. 10) Randy Orton will get over. Brock Lesnar did except I have not found a reason to hate or like Lesnar. It's kind of funny. I have no feelings towards the wrestlers but I (and the reader) hates every backstage figure there is. 11) Goldberg will job to Randy Orton and the Internet will implode due to the fact no one can agree if it is a good thing or a bad thing. 12) Ric Flair will have a second DVD. Unfortunately, the DVD is full of HHH best matches hosted by Flair. 13) The Rock will wrestle for a month in order to get it out of his system. 14) Kane will stop being angry and will start raising rabbits. 15) Trish Stratus will win the Women's Championship for the 15th time and wonder what is there left to do? 16) Shawn Michaels will wrestle a great match. Unfortunately, all his past sins and the fact he can draw will be brought up therefore making a good match into a horrible one. 17) Kanyon will be used in some capacity. (Maybe as a janitor in Titan Tower) 18) RVD will be fired after posting a negative column on 1wrestling.com 'How I have to lay down to HHH before RAW' by Mr. R?D. 19) Chris Benoit will not will a world title this year prompting Scott Keith to go on a hunger strike. It will last two minutes. Keith will then promise not to post on the Internet. That strike will last five minutes. ...and 20) Vince McMahon will pay the US government $20 million to have Hulk Hogan vs. Saddam Hussein. It will last 20 minutes and Sgt. Slaughter will run in but Saddam will win after Vince interferes. The crowd will rush Vince and that's the last time we'll see him.
  20. That's nothing. I used to be this fat yellow guy who would eat these tablets and ghost would chase me if didn't take my medication. BTW, I play GTA3 or used to. I want to get the Xbox version. I know the following: 1) Stealing is bad 2) Killing people/cops/Haitian/Armenians/Eskimos/etc. is very wrong. 3) People who can't handle this game should not be able to play it. Most people seem fine with. This is only the 00's version of Mortal Kombat.
  21. Why do people have to give star ratings for matches? I mean do **** or ***** matter or does ***3/4 or does ****34/37 matter. It was a good match.
  22. Well, I just though, Hulk Smash! for two hours. I thought the trailor was good but I think the Hulk's size changed during the movie.
  23. I got the Hulk on DVD for Christmas. I figured it would be as good as the other Marvel movies (X-Men, Spider-Man) but I was bored. The plot was hard to follow and there was too much science stuff. Also, I did not like the Father as a mad scientist. Did anyone see "The Hulk"?
  24. Nothing else left to say.
  25. Maybe, he got in cause he was dressed up like Santa.
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