Mik

WHAAAAA?

Awesome trade for the Giants.

Maybe the Giants can STILL get Justice??

Well... Justice is available. Pick him G-Men!

Man, if the Giants can get Winston Justice... I'll be thrilled.

I think Delmon is on the fast track to being another Albert Belle. Monster stick, unquestionable talent, perennial all-star, and first class jackass. He's had problems with umps before, he's ripped the Devil Rays in the press for not promoting him to the majors when he's clearly ready (which is probably true, actually) and now this. Plus, he ALWAYS looks miserable.

Delmon Bat Incident

I laughed when Cartman got in Kyle's face.

Delmon Young - universally recognized as the best prospect in all of baseball and probably the best and most hyped since Griffey/A-Rod was ejected from a AAA game this evening. That's not the news. The news is that after....he THREW HIS BAT at the umpire...striking him in the shoulder/midsection. Holy shit. Holy shit. People have been paying like...thousands of dollars for his rookie cards. This isn't going to help.

Wow. That is certainly devestating news... ...

Chris was my favorite performance tonight and Katherine had me going batshit. Soooo hot it makes me want to cry.

The thing is Josh Johnson is a decent pitcher. But why would you leave him out there to die like that? He's NEVER been in a situation like that before. As a Marlins fan this year - you have to take whatever positives you can from every game. Vargas looked the best he's looked this year and probably his 2nd best major league start behind his CG 1 ER effort last year, and Hanley Ramirez continues to impress the hell out of me. I never thought I would enjoy watching a losing team so much.

Vargas has been pretty awful to this point so watching him spin this 1 hitter on the Cubs has been something. And if Miguel Cabrera didn't play tonight - it would be 0-0. Just as I type this... HANLEY RAMIREZ! He's making plays like that every night to go along with his great hitting. Not ready for the major leagues? HA.

Keith Hernandez has come under fire for flipping out at the presence of a woman in the Padres dugout last night. I actually caught about 3 minutes of the game and saw the entire diatribe. I'd imagine at one point, he thought about what he was about to say and said "Fuck it, I'm Keith Hernandez."

Saw the game live - Howard's homerun was a bomb. Sick, sick shot.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? I agree 100%. Butters episode and everything about Butters rocks. But last night was awful. I actually turned it off half way through.

I didn't read the big spoiler, but what MDH posted is all types of awesome. The last two episodes will be absolutely amazing and the two hour finale will kick 1 million types of ass - just from the flashback alone.

I think Heller might be in on it - I think we would find out one way or another next week. And I'd bet all the money I have that Jack doesn't get to take out Logan. It will be Martha or Pierce.

I think the biggest inexperience problem on the Marlins is gonna come from Joe Girardi. He's already made some baffling decisions, but most of the rookies have played exceptionally well. Jeremy Hermida has the best batters eye I have EVER seen. He's exceptional.

Girardi made two dumb decisions today. The first was to take Cabrera out for a pinch runner in the 8th in a tie game. That one didn't come back to bite him but the 2nd one did. Dontrelle is looking at a season line something like this: 7-3, 200 IP, 2.40 ERA.

Throw me in the same boat...Butters and Randy Marsh. Gods. Butters needs to be on a bit more this season.

Boot Camp will come installed with Mac's new version of OS X..."Leopard" which debuts in August and will probably be available in the fall.

1 Rodriguez, Alex $ 21,680,727 New York Yankees 2 Jeter, Derek $ 20,600,000 New York Yankees 3 Giambi, Jason $ 20,428,571 New York Yankees 4 Bagwell, Jeff $ 19,369,019 Houston Astros 5 Bonds, Barry $ 19,331,470 San Francisco Giants 6 Mussina, Mike $ 19,000,000 New York Yankees 7 Ramirez, Manny $ 18,279,238 Boston Red Sox 8 Helton, Todd $ 16,600,000 Colorado Rockies 9 Pettitte, Andy $ 16,428,416 Houston Astros 10 Ordonez, Magglio $ 16,200,000 Detroit Tigers 11 Johnson, Randy $ 15,661,427 New York Yankees 12 Park, Chan Ho $ 15,505,142 San Diego Padres What's this a list of, you might ask? Well... it's a list of all the PLAYERS making more money than the entire Marlins TEAM this year. (Team payroll: 14.98 million - lowest since 98)

I love this Marlins team. Just saying.

If Kim is dead and that's the scenario... I think the list of people left alive by Jack begins and ends with Chloe.