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Guess Piazza is off the hook for a little while.

Two good games in a row - hopefully they keep up like this.

That is amazing news as Butters is easily my favorite character. I will probably love this episode no matter what.

Um, holy shit? I didn't even know they were a couple.

Let me throw out another one... Jared Has Aides "Butters, are you getting self performed liposuction in the living room?" "Uh, yes sir."

ELI!

I'm sorry, but Horatio as Michael McDonald made me laugh my ass off.

HEY, don't interrupt me. I was trying to give my soliloquy. You wanna go?

I know there are going to be many, many episodes mentioned, but I'll start off with 3 of my favorites: "Child Abduction is Not Funny" This is the episode where Butters is taken out of his room by the spirit of human kindness, who ends up being a child molestor. Everyone stops trusting one another and eventually they send all the kids out of South Park because they are afraid they are going to molest them. Why it's my favorite: The "Shitty" Wall and the Mongolians. I just about lost it the first time the Mongolians started attacking the wall and I lose it every scene they are in. Damn you Mongolians!! "The Simpsons Already Did it" This is the episode where Butters tries to think of a million different ways to inflict damage on South Park (as Professor Chaos) and General Disarray has to inform him at every turn that the Simpsons already did it. Why it's one of my favorites: The Sea-People and Cartman becoming their God. Funny stuff. "Krazy Kripples" When Timmy and Jimmy join the Crips because they think it's a club for the "handicapable." Why it's one of my favorites: "You - you're tripping, mom. Why don't you just pass the blunt to the nigga on your left."

If the Texans keep this up, they will easily have the #1 pick in next year's draft. What would you do? I mean, it's not David Carr's fault that he has about 2 seconds to pass on each play. He's shown, in my opinion, the ability to get it done if he has proper protection. If I ran the Texans, I wouldn't draft Matt Leinart. I'd do everything I could to build a solid respectable offense line and most likely trade down the pick. Two questions: 1) What would you do if you ran the Texans? 2) What will they do?

What happened when Ethan took Claire will most likely be covered in a flashback at a later date. Maybe Alex has the "shinning" as well as Walt.

I had a feeling that wasn't Walt - glad I didn't just totally miss something.

Just need to keep ol' Lastedge away from them teenage girls.

If I had to make that choice it would be Subway - no question about it. McDonalds would be last. Even if I want something unhealthy - I would pick just about any other restaraunt ahead of McDonalds.

Wait, are we sure that was Walt? I was specifically looking for him and I didn't think I saw him. I figured the teddy bear was something else.

Don't you mean in a semi-final bout to see who faces Locke for the title of King of the Island?

Decently funny episode that only served to further prove that Randy Marsh is God. Kyle's dad: Maybe we should take our jackets off and huddle together for warmth. Randy: Ok, don't be gay. And the end (from the Jew gold to the final credits) was pretty funny.

Good call, professor, but I'm rather sure that the next episode isn't 9. And maybe I'm a sucker for Jin/Sun and their backstory, but I really enjoyed this episode - especially the ending. I mean, granted, there wasn't much going on, but I still was satisfied. And what a preview. Dead character in the next episode? Way to get people to tune in.

I know there was a thread for fired managers, but that doesn't really encompass very much. I figure this can be a thread for all things that may not necessarily be worthy of their own thread. I can start it off with some news that I personally find thrilling: Joe Girardi is the new manager of the Florida Marlins. It will officially be announced on Thursday. Rumors of a potential coaching staff have included Mel Stottlemyre, Don Zimmer, Don Baylor, and Andres Galaragga as hitting coach. I'm 100% convinced that he has what it takes to carry the Marlins to the next level - but we'll see.

Let's do the rest of us a favor and not gay up this South Park thread with political talk.

Felix Heredia was busted for roids. 10 day suspension coming (at the beginning of next season - I'm guessing.)

TWO DAYS BEFORE THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW Wed 10p/9c A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park when the world's largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. Who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who's really at fault. Hell yes. It's back.

The Yankees have permission from the Braves to talk to Leo Mazzone about the vacant pitching coach job.

Stallone gave a different version of the movie last night on the Contender. Dan Patrick asked him if he was going to fight and he said "of course." Look at George Forman, Thomas Hearns..."it's believable." He said the premise of the movie revolves around Rocky taking a charity fight as a publicity stunt and it blowing up in to something worse. So who knows.

Didn't look Korean to me.