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Awesome first two minutes, but the rest of it was pretty brutal. Tommy showed some expert LnP for a lot of the second round. Matt Serra was awesome this episode. Both in his exasperation as War Machine and also with his Matt Hughes impression. And it doesn't even matter if War Machine won or lost. I'd set the over/under on his suicide at 2 years.

I'm sorry, but Heroin Hero is maybe one of my favorite things of all time. The dragon voice...c'mon you almost got me! Killing me. Including Randy's tantrum. The overall episode was ok, but man.... I love me some Heroin Hero.

So, Buster Olney said there's 0% chance that the Marlins keep Miguel Cabrera. I give up, I think. I'm just going to latch on to the local team wherever I end up moving to, unless I end up getting a job I am looking at in New Jersey. No way in hell I cheer for either of the NY teams... then I have a decision to make.

Man, all these upsets... I should be worried about Davidson in the Heels first game.

Well, I've basically accepted a challenge to fast from sundown this coming Sunday to sunrise the following Monday - so effectively for a week. I'm allowed to drink black coffee, and I'm going to try to bargain for diet coke, but no food for an entire week. How fucked am I... is what I'm wondering? I'm thinking that the first day and the last 2-3 will be the hardest with mid week being the easier part. There will be money involved, not a ton, but a little... but mostly for bragging rights. Even though this has nothing to do with weight loss, there is also a little side action as to how much weight I will lose over the week. I'm a bit of a bigger guy, so I'm guessing somewhere around 10-15 pounds, but some people are saying only 5 pounds or so. I figure that's impossible. My BMR is probably close to 3000 and I'm not going to be laying in bed all day. By that measure, I will lose minimum of 1 pound per day, plus whatever I burn going through the day. I figure at least one person on this board has fasted for an extended period of time. Let me know what I'm in for.

I don't think any of them are going to make it. It will probably just somehow end up being Chase, Cameron, and Foreman again. If any of them make it, it will either be #13 or the CIA doctor, I think.

Yeah... What the fuck is wrong with people?

I know you guys are all digging the interview with the BarnCat on mmajunkie. Taking Gono to the woodshed in a few weeks.

Also, This has the makings of the biggest UFC card of all-time. They are pumping a ton of money in to this due to it being Super Bowl weekend and they want wrestling fans tuning in as well. This will be co-main. What's the main? Heavyweight is probably not happening. WW is in December. Anderson doesn't have a good enough opponent. LW is irrelevant in terms of marketing as a main. It needs to be Rampage vs. Forrest. Needs to be.

Big match. Can't fucking wait. Frank's looked a lot better in his last few fights.

I have a lazy dog. He does this all the time. In fact, he's doing it now.

Well - tonight is the night Family Guy finally jumped the shark, I think. But the "I'm going to pretend you're the New York Knicks" line was fantastic.

Well, it's a lot easier fight for Doerkson then his last one, that's for sure.

Watching a MFS hick lose is one of my favorite things to see. Although, I agreed with the decision. Pretty clear to me when I was watching that Horodecki won 1 and 3.

Can't get it to imbed, but this is funny. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6cf8571b8e

Yeah... I'll survive, but I'm disappointed. Not so much now; because while I really enjoy the TV I watch - I am going to be CRUSHED without Lost and 24, if it comes to that.

Stop thinking about yourself, Jim. Just climb on top of her and think of Stanley.

FWIW, some scouts think that Lincecum is destined for the pen.

If the Marlins can manage to sign A-Rod and keep Hanley (who would then play CF) then I'd be thrilled. It'd be worth the departure of Cabrera.

So... apparently Sherk gets to keep the title no matter what. B.J. Penn and Joe Stevenson are going to fight for the "interim" championship and when Sherk gets back it's champion vs. champion. I don't like that. At all.

A lot of you probably know about this website already but allsp.com has ALL the south park episodes every streamed. I just watched the original Christmas Critters and You Got Fucked in the A... two of my favorite episodes ever. Also has all the new episodes, if you missed them.

I can't believe this thread has been dormant all day after the greatest 3 episode arc in South Park history.

I've gradually come to the conclusion that Tim Cowlishaw is the greatest thing anywhere on ESPN.

For someone who doesn't live in Florida - I have to ask myself; when is it time to just give up on the Marlins? It's getting there.

Matt Hughes reaction after the loss was priceless. Just silence and head shaking.