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OH COME ON. THAT IS SUCH AN EXAGGERATION. COME ON!!!

Flyers are quietly dominating these past six weeks. Keep rolling boys, only 2 points out of first in the Atlantic Division with three less games played than the Rangers. A 17-7-6 record is very impressive considering they started the season 0-3-3.

Now apparently the Furcal deal with Atlanta is not finalized, and the Dodgers are back in the mix, according to ESPN.com.

I'll throw in myself. I'll jerk off myself, too, but I don't think any of you really care.

I once got diarrhea at my friend's house in 4th grade. We had just come home from McDonald's and I was in his kitchen while he and his mom went to do something, and his sister was sitting at the table. I couldn't hold it in as it ran down my leg for a good 50 seconds. The sister put her hands over her eyes and my friend came back and was like uhm, you gotta go to the bathroom? My mom wound up coming to get me and carried me to the car. I felt fine afterwards. I still have the pair of underwear he let me borrow. I don't think McDonald's was to blame, as I still have it every now and then. Also, during a block party when I was 10, some tin foil dropped on the ground and my neighbor asked me to pick it up, and I told her to pick it up herself thinking it was some kind of compliment. I was banished from the party and I cried. When I moved here in first grade I tried too hard to make friends. During recess, some kid left his jacket behind near the fence, and a puddle was right beside it. I went to grab it for him and then told him to come and get it and dropped it in the puddle. I thought I was being funny. That was such an asshole thing to do. Apparently also during first grade, I showed a girl my penis underneath the lunch table. I do not remember this, but everyone in my class always swore on it, even up to college. To tie in with this, we were doing a Christmas musical special that same time frame, and when I bent down for the big finish my pants split and everyone could hear it. I wasn't wearing underwear. Then when I got home I played with my penis in the other room when my mom was making dinner. I told a girl in 3rd grade I was going to rape her, thinking it meant I was going to date her. Not really something I did, but some guy was looking up bombs on a catalog in 7th grade in the library, and I went on the computer right after him and people thought I was the one who was looking up bombs.

There are still reasons why the WWE folder sucks dick.

*Also waits for a bad Undertaker related gag*

Venk and I are probably the same type of person in real life, so it'd be interesting to see what it'd be like to hang with ihm.

Meltz must have lied, then.

Goldberg is also rumored to be backstage. The Rock is also scheduled to be backstage. In addition, Ahmed Johnson and Crush are set to make their returns tonight.

Everything I have ever posted has been awesome. Including this.

I've known him since I went on IRC back in 99, 2000. He's always been like that.

I just think it's funny that people would assume an actual wrestler who told of an actual storyline that was supposed to happen in his own book lied because Meltzer reported it differently.

Phillies also re-signed Jamie Moyer (finally) to a two-year deal.

Overrated.............really? They just picked manning twice and sacked him like 8 times with I think 2 forced fumbles. And the Eagles defense dominated the NYG last week, too. I think they're playing very well at a good time, but I still think they're not as good as a lot of other defenses. They're probably even better than Philly's defense, and that's not saying much. Philly's D is hit or miss, just like Dallas. Well, I see A LOT of improvement with our D from earlier in the season. The D is getting much more pressure on the QB's and covering the receivers much better which enables a lot more coverage sacks on top of the others. I absolutely believe they're playing lights out lately, and I just hope I am right about the future. They can definitely be a Giants-type team from last year, but I think Philly will beat them in the last week and ultimately eliminate them because I think Philly will win out. However, I will not be surprised if I'm wrong.

Overrated.............really? They just picked manning twice and sacked him like 8 times with I think 2 forced fumbles. And the Eagles defense dominated the NYG last week, too. I think they're playing very well at a good time, but I still think they're not as good as a lot of other defenses. They're probably even better than Philly's defense, and that's not saying much. Philly's D is hit or miss, just like Dallas.

Well, he kinda had to say that. It's TO, and he's still a selfish prick. Let's see what he says come three weeks.

Well as long as Jacobs is healthy if they do face each other in the first round, I think the Giants will win handily. Last week was an anomaly, and no way Coughlin lets this continue. I expect them to beat the Panthers next week, but if they don't, I still am not worried because their defense is tremendous and that's what will win in the playoffs. I still think Dallas's defense is overrated, but they did what they had to do against two great defenses in a row. I don't think they can keep it up.

Could Al Michaels cry for Romo any more? He's in agony, so much pain, you could see it every play, omgomgomg no way! I hate when they make special cases out of "star" players (Romo is about as fake a big star as you can get) about shit that happens every week.

ESPN again shows why they suck dick.

Now Canadian Dragon just looks foolish.

Cowboys are lucky they will win, or else TO would be tearing everyone a new one.

Lawl.

So I feel like a fuck. I always thought the caption underneath the pic in your sig said Master of Cock Management. I'm cool.

Everyone against Cena would do that. Jericho isn't being buried, so let's not start thinking that.