JHawk

Actually, we'd only have to believe he had sex once, and it's entirely conceivable that he could have gotten some girl really drunk.

Dude, it's cool. That's why I post the thread.

Good. Maybe now people will stop asking me why they're not allowed to register.

Maybe when I rewatch the match later in the week I'll agree with the rest of the sentiment here about Jericho-Christian. I just find it interesting that every match I've rated *** or better on Raw since Dames left has been immediately disputed by Rudo. Nothing wrong with that, Rudo, but it's something you notice after a while.

Rudo, I've become convinced that unless it's Chris Benoit vs. Eddy Guerrero, you'll never agree with any match I rate higher than **1/2. What did they do to reflect that hatred? Certainly more than I ever got out of Angle-Lesnar at the height of their feud. They weren't trying to have a wrestling match. They were trying to do what they had to do to win the match. I'd be willing to accept in retrospect that there probably should have been more brawling, but then we'd be bitching that there was too much brawling and those two are capable of so much more. It probably was a bit of a spotfest, but you make it seem as if it doesn't matter how entertaining a match is because spotfests can't be above a certain rating. Let me put it to you this way. The handicap match probably told a more appropriate story for the feud and was entertaining, but I probably wouldn't rate that above *** (and even that's pushing it). This might not have told the right story for the feud, but I thought it was the better match overall. Maybe I was just surprised they actually gave it 15 minutes.

Um...does the story of "I hate you so I'm going to try to beat you" not count as a story anymore? That's what I got coming out of that match, and it was damn entertaining on top of it.

You'd have to ask Zack Malibu, Chris, because he's the only one who's had any type of regular contact with him. I want Dames to come back too. He'll be getting what's been the better show the past few weeks, but I need a week off, dammit!

Raw from JHawk's Beak (4/19/2004) Yep yep.

Into the regional finals, and in every round we've had at least one match decided by a vote or less. Does that trend continue? Northeast Region 1 Eddy Guerrero 3 Rey Misterio Jr. Northwest Region 1 AJ Styles 2 Kurt Angle Southeast Region 4 American Dragon 2 Brock Lesnar Southwest Region 1 Chris Jericho 2 Christopher Daniels Voting ends next Sunday (April 25).

Results, with a TSM Mat Madness record 41 votes: Northeast Region 1 Eddy Guerrero 33 5 Ultimo Dragon 8 3 Rey Misterio Jr. 24 2 CM Punk 17 Northwest Region 1 AJ Styles 32 5 Tajiri 9 3 Shawn Michaels 15 2 Kurt Angle 26 Southeast Region 1 Shelton Benjamin 20 4 American Dragon 21 3 Chavo Guerrero Jr. 16 2 Brock Lesnar 25 Southwest Region 1 Chris Jericho 31 4 Jamie Noble 10 3 Paul London 10 2 Christopher Daniels 31 Elite Eight voting begins in a few minutes.

Brilliant, isn't it? Let's give money to the organization in order to insult them. You half expect them to open up a Guinness and go "brilliant!"

I would've thought that makes her lose points if anything. Actually, it adds points to the "attainability" factor. Think about it. She's dated David Flair and Test. That means her standards aren't as high as some other women's standards are. This means that once she leaves Test, we've actually got a shot...provided we ever get a real opportunity to meet her, which is the catch. In fact, I'll give Mick Foley permission to make fun of me in his next book if it means I'll have pity sex with Stacy. And for the record, I also find Stephanie McMahon attractive, but when she's a heel and goes into her whiny bitch voice that just kills it for me.

He shouldn't be doing his brother's games at all. Even if he calls a solid game, if the other team loses there are going to be allegations of favoritism. People around here always bring up the integrity of the game, and anytime you get a family member involved, there are bound to be a LOT of questions about the integrity of the game.

These days they seem pretty interchangeable, but technically you might be right. However... The way I've always figured it (and this isn't anything that's ever been etched in stone, just the way I see things) is that it's not technically a German suplex unless you hold the bridge. Of course, even Benoit won't hold the bridge anymore, so it's probably a moot point. I'm not sure it makes that much of a difference to the actual fan, but it always has to me for some reason. And sometimes I call it a German anyway... Eh, whatever.

SmackDown from JHawk's Beak (4/15/2004) Better late than never, right? Right? Had the Indians won last night I might have enjoyed that more than this show.

Seriously. What.. the.. fuck? Seriously. Very cute face, great legs and ass... For some people though, huge tits = hotness, and even I have to admit Stacy's tits aren't exactly porn star quality. But they're natural, so I ain't complaining.

If they let me do the angle myself, they can have it. But they'd probably just use it to get Test over. Bastards. While not for us, I'm sure that it would be worth it for you. ... Yeah, maybe. I dunno, I could probably do a better acting job than Test ever could.

If they let me do the angle myself, they can have it. But they'd probably just use it to get Test over. Bastards.

I didn't abduct her, Chris. But if I had, she wouldn't be locked in a cage. Tied to the bed, maybe, but...

Since people have been waiting so patiently for me to respond to this thread... I love Stacy Keibler and want to do things to her that would make her forget her own name. But she adds nothing to a wrestling product, so I don't really miss her on Raw except for the fact that I'm a leg man and I miss those long legs.

Oh God, what about those red uniforms the Indians wore? They're known as the "blood clot" uniforms because Boog Powell used to look like a blood clott running to first base.

And people forget that Tony Fernandez had one hell of a World Series up until that point. Jose Mesa crumbling to the pressure did far more to cost Cleveland that WS than that one play did.

Raw from JHawk's Beak (4/12/2004) So the question is: Did this make you want to see Backlash?

Why didn't Tori get to graduate with everybody else? And how did she never meet Kelly and Jessie? OK, the real-life thing was the contracts running out, but they couldn't they at least have tied everything together?

Even without Daniels and Styles, those still look like a couple of amazing shows.