Along a similar line, the girl who cut my hair last told me ALL about her breakup with her boyfriend of 2 years and how sad she was, and wasn't he a bad guy for having the nerve to go out with another woman two months afterwards and blah blah blah.
It was torture. Just cut my fucking hair please.
Yeah, I've had this happen. The worst has to be hearing about her kids. She even mentioned people by name as if I'm supposed to know who they are.