Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Figure out the fuckin' rabbits then. Or my endless concrete hallway with no doors and nothing in it.
CanadianGuitarist Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 I will do just that. The second line of the new Shinedown song is "I live in a hallway with no rooms and no doors"...You've surely heard that song lately. Unless you havent, in which case I got nothin.
Guest wildpegasus Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 I could fill this thread up with a 100 pages of stuff. One weird dream I'm remembering right now is the one I have where naked women are walking around. Sounds good? Well, they're all walking around with 1 foot clitoris. I guess I was thinking too much about steroid side effects.
Art Sandusky Posted February 9, 2006 Report Posted February 9, 2006 Okay, between ^^this and in HD, quoting posts without adding anything needs to be given a rest for a while.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 10, 2006 Report Posted February 10, 2006 I could fill this thread up with a 100 pages of stuff. One weird dream I'm remembering right now is the one I have where naked women are walking around. Sounds good? Well, they're all walking around with 1 foot clitoris. I guess I was thinking too much about steroid side effects. You lack gender identity.
Vyce Posted February 12, 2006 Report Posted February 12, 2006 I would have simplified that with a "You're just a big fag", but yeah, basically you're right.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 12, 2006 Report Posted February 12, 2006 It's not the same as homosexuality.
The Czech Republic Posted February 12, 2006 Report Posted February 12, 2006 Okay, between ^^this and in HD, quoting posts without adding anything needs to be given a rest for a while. What was that one thread where everybody just went "..." for like four pages?
The Amazing Rando Posted February 12, 2006 Report Posted February 12, 2006 I had a dream last night where my entire town wore nothing but black, outside of a very small group of people who wore reds, blues, and greens (mostly). The entire dream was myself and a few of my friends sitting on a hotel balcony watching a group of people wearing black ran around killing all the "coloreds". Oddly enough, there were no actual black people in my dream that I remember.
The Niggardly King Posted February 14, 2006 Report Posted February 14, 2006 I had a dream a few years ago that there were hundreds of Michael Douglases, looking like his character from Falling Down walking down my street in two lines. Then somehow meat cleavers appear in their hands, and they start chopping up every black person in sight. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Really people this is a quality dream. I had it again last night, except all the Michael Douglases were chopping up mexicans this time... what does it mean?
Matt Young Posted February 15, 2006 Report Posted February 15, 2006 I have great weird dreams all the time, but this one involves a TSM poster. I went back to sleep after waking up following this dream, though, so I have forgotten some details. Here's a summary, anyway: The dream began with Trish Stratus and a few other WWE Divas being greeted by The Rock. It looked like they were in a trailer park, but The Rock mentioned that they were indeed in Africa. He was very emotional and said he was genuinely touched that his friends would fly all the way to Africa on "The Rock's plane". Since they did that, he felt that they should receive the original African piece of art that was given to WWE via The Rock, from the African fans. From there, I was suddenly a part of the group and the Divas were gone. Also, Carnival was with me. The Rock showed us the beautiful land of Africa as we crossed (surprisingly empty) fields and hopped fences to get to our destination. We finally got to a small village nestled in the mountains down by a river. Men, women, and children were all performing various tasks, as The Rock explained to me and Ethan that they had no currency, but rather they carried out different tasks to help support the community as a whole. After meeting some of the villagers, The Rock asked, "Hey, you guys wanna meet Stevie?" We said yes, when, to our horror, Rock walked over to the river. A crocodile (Stevie) had his head poking out of the water. The Rock petted it and it seemed to be receptive to affection. However, when it saw me, Ethan (Carnival), and Elton John (yes, he apeared out of nowhere) it appeared to be angry. The Rock tried and failed to calm it down, and then it started running toward us. Rock exclaimed, "Run, it's in attack mode!" Ethan, Sir Elton, and myself ran in different directions. I hopped a fence and figured I was safe from the croc. A while later, The Rock came back with Ethan's bandanna and Sir Elton's frilly shirt. Both were torn and soaked in blood. The Rock broke down and did some weird combination of crying, praying to God, and singing about how sorry he was to not be able to protect his friends. After he did this, we went back on the long trek to the air strip. We flew back home, but for some reason I went to my first house in Illinois. I entered, and my mom sat there with my sister (who has been missing in real life for 7 months) watching our old console TV. I asked my sister, "Hey, where have you been?" She replied, "Chillin'." Then I woke up.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted February 15, 2006 Report Posted February 15, 2006 Theres one that I always have (I finally get a show on Food Network, Im amazed that they would allow it to be live, and in the first 5 minutes I cut my finger off and burn half the set down) and then because I watched a lot of Sesame Street when I was growing up, Im guessing, a lot of my dreams have random appearances by Grover/Big Bird/The Count/Bert and Ernie etc.
Carnival Posted February 15, 2006 Report Posted February 15, 2006 Also, Carnival was with me. oh god.......
Ced Posted February 16, 2006 Report Posted February 16, 2006 I hate my dreams because they're always of me doing normal everyday things or doing what I had been planning to do that day. Nothing overly bizarre that tells me, "Yeah, this is a dream."
Jericholic82 Posted February 19, 2006 Report Posted February 19, 2006 I hate my dreams because they're always of me doing normal everyday things or doing what I had been planning to do that day. Nothing overly bizarre that tells me, "Yeah, this is a dream." I hate those dreams, I jst had one a while ago before I woke up that I went to the store to buy a tv and they were sold out (because I am supposed to go to the store today to buy a new tv)
Jericholic82 Posted February 19, 2006 Report Posted February 19, 2006 I have great weird dreams all the time, but this one involves a TSM poster. I went back to sleep after waking up following this dream, though, so I have forgotten some details. Here's a summary, anyway: The dream began with Trish Stratus and a few other WWE Divas being greeted by The Rock. It looked like they were in a trailer park, but The Rock mentioned that they were indeed in Africa. He was very emotional and said he was genuinely touched that his friends would fly all the way to Africa on "The Rock's plane". Since they did that, he felt that they should receive the original African piece of art that was given to WWE via The Rock, from the African fans. From there, I was suddenly a part of the group and the Divas were gone. Also, Carnival was with me. The Rock showed us the beautiful land of Africa as we crossed (surprisingly empty) fields and hopped fences to get to our destination. We finally got to a small village nestled in the mountains down by a river. Men, women, and children were all performing various tasks, as The Rock explained to me and Ethan that they had no currency, but rather they carried out different tasks to help support the community as a whole. After meeting some of the villagers, The Rock asked, "Hey, you guys wanna meet Stevie?" We said yes, when, to our horror, Rock walked over to the river. A crocodile (Stevie) had his head poking out of the water. The Rock petted it and it seemed to be receptive to affection. However, when it saw me, Ethan (Carnival), and Elton John (yes, he apeared out of nowhere) it appeared to be angry. The Rock tried and failed to calm it down, and then it started running toward us. Rock exclaimed, "Run, it's in attack mode!" Ethan, Sir Elton, and myself ran in different directions. I hopped a fence and figured I was safe from the croc. A while later, The Rock came back with Ethan's bandanna and Sir Elton's frilly shirt. Both were torn and soaked in blood. The Rock broke down and did some weird combination of crying, praying to God, and singing about how sorry he was to not be able to protect his friends. After he did this, we went back on the long trek to the air strip. We flew back home, but for some reason I went to my first house in Illinois. I entered, and my mom sat there with my sister (who has been missing in real life for 7 months) watching our old console TV. I asked my sister, "Hey, where have you been?" She replied, "Chillin'." Then I woke up. Ok that's it someone classic this thread, we cannot top this one Congrats Matt
Carnival Posted March 4, 2006 Report Posted March 4, 2006 I had a dream last night. It involved Porter. Why i don't know. I broke into Porter's apartment to get pictures of it, cuz I was going to post them online to "sell" his apartment. Yes, it makes no sense. Well, I break in, and I'm snapping away pics, I go in his bedroom and end up stealing a stuffed dinosaur that was "mine", I guess. Well on my way out, I accidently wake a female sleeping on the couch, she screams, I run out, on the way out of the complex I run into Porter, who turns around and chases me with 2 of his buddies. They catch up to me at my car and a shove me against it. Porter is up in my face and threatening me, and I was clearly in the wrong, so i don't have much to say. Then Tom Green comes outta nowhere, and it turns out it was all a gag for his show, and I "knew about it the whole time", whatever. Now everyone is laughing and everything is cool, I give Porter back his stuffed dino, get on a bike and go hunt for halloween candy. The End.
KGB Posted March 5, 2006 Report Posted March 5, 2006 I dreamt last night that I killed an ugly, vicious dog by strangling him underwater. Most violent dream I've had in awhile.
Carnival Posted May 8, 2006 Report Posted May 8, 2006 I had a dream last night/this morning/this afternoon, that I was watching television at a party. They turned it to MTV and guess what was on..."MTV True Life: I'm The Czech Republic". I was like OMG, I gotta see what Czech looks like, and i was trying to watch it but people at the party kept getting in the way, at point they kept following a girl around with a camera and I thought Czech was a girl..then some guy...then another guy..so I never really figured out which was one was Czech. then I was moving, so i had my stuff packed up and loaded on a small covered trailer. instead of hooking it up to a car and driving, i actually grabbed the hitch with my left hand and just took off running. I ran out on to the highway, cutting off cars and my trailer got hit by a semi-truck. So all my stuff was ruined. I was upset and talking to the cops when a girl came and picked me up and we went out and did stuff and there is more but i don't wanna post it.
Guest Arnold_OldSchool Posted July 7, 2006 Report Posted July 7, 2006 I dreamed today that I was at a hospital and 2 hillbillies kidnapped a ambulance driver...made him drive 10 feet then made him get out and they killed him before I ran in and punched at them but they no sold...I then woke up... I blame watching Collateral and Magnum PI today.
Art Sandusky Posted July 7, 2006 Report Posted July 7, 2006 I fell asleep watching a video in Winamp, like I usually do. Then, during my dream, the majority of which I've forgotten, young Forrest Gump appeared. I woke up to realize that I'd left the soundtrack to the movie on my Winamp playlist. First time something from the outside world has influenced my dreams that I can remember.
Guest Felonies! Posted July 7, 2006 Report Posted July 7, 2006 I had this dream that I was watching this Richard Simmons TV show where the whole premise was to prove he wasn't gay. In this week's episode, his master plan was to book himself into some porn. So he shows up on the scene with the starlet he called to get the job. So he's ready to fuck this chick and then she goes "okay, I'm directing, here's your partner" and it's a guy and RS puts his hands on his cheeks and goes "Oh, NO!" After it was over, I hopped in a time machine I built and traveled to San Diego so I could celebrate spring break there. So I was partying with some girls I knew from high school at some bar and then I dropped my glass and it shattered. The bartender goes "HEY!" and I go "WHAT?" he goes "You just broke a glass!" And I go "Okay, look. I'm from an alternate universe, so it didn't actually break. Trust me, everything is gonna be fine." And he goes "...hey, you're right! Awesome!"
daileyxplanet Posted July 8, 2006 Report Posted July 8, 2006 I have only absurd dreams. Lately I've been having dreams about meeting other girls (I have a girlfriend), and waking up before I cheat on her. Also, I often have dreams about stupid minute things, then sometime in the future, they come true. Then I'm like HOLY CRAP> DEJA VU.
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