Wrestling Link Game....

[Guest La Marka]

Who you have to respect for taking a table bump from BUH BUH RAY DUDLEY at her age.

 

Well, maybe you don't have to, but really, would it kill you?

 

 

Okay, shutting up.

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who tries really hard to be the new DUSTY RHODES, which is sad on so many levels

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Who feuded with RIC FLAIR in the NWA/WCW....

[Guest La Marka]

Who both tried to get their sons over to varying degrees of success. Just like BILL WATTS.

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Whose son ERIK WATTS threw a horrible dropkick...

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who is now some kind of cool, long haired commissioner type dude banging GOLDYLOCKS in the NWATNA, how the hell did that happen?

[Guest La Marka]

For laughs they should bring in STEVE McMICHAEL and two other wash-outs that played football in Chicago to be her new bodyguards.

 

I trust I don't have to spell it out...

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Steve McMichael is the only commentator less legible than JIM ROSS

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...whose "BAH GAWD" phrase is not nearly as cool as Joey Styles' "OH MY GOD!" catchphrase...

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who I have teamed up in my latest EWR game with BOBBY HEENAN. Now wouldn't that be a kick ass announcing duo.

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Yes, yes it would be. As would Mike Tenay and Joel Gertner (pick either).

[Guest La Marka]

It baffles me to this day how in the hey-day of Vince Russo's Crash TV that they didn't hire Gertner for the dirty intros.

 

Of course nowadys we have the hip-hop, sing-a-long equivalent from JOHN CENA.

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and The "Doctor of Thuganomics" will be facing THE BIG SHOW this sunday.

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who has defended the US Title like three times since winning it, once against HARDCORE HOLLY

[Guest La Marka]

Whose name I always thought sounded like some badass Christmas character from that Rudolph animation they show every year. He, Glen Jacobs and BALLZ MAHONEY should start a stable.

 

D-Generation X-Mas?

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If I was still doing the HSW that stable would...not even be close to being in it.

 

Mahoney used Big Balls by AC/DC as his theme music and when ERIC BISCHOFF debuted on RAW it was to their Back in Black.

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...who challenged VINCE MCMAHON to a fight for Slamboree 1998 even though he knew that Vince would not show up, and only did it to get more buys...

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but he did wind up fighting RIC FLAIR and getting his head shaved to reveal that he was gray as a mule at the roots.

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...who also got his head shaved by VINCE RUSSO, but luckily, his hair grow back...

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and now he's stinking up the join in the NWATNA. I remember how people were cracking up about how he brought EVIL GOATTEE WEARING FAT ASS TONY SCHIAVONE in after shortly getting the book to interview him.

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...who announced that MANKIND would be winning the WWF Championship for the first time on the January 4, 1999 edition of Monday Nitro followed by the line "Yeah, that'll put asses in the seats."

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and it did! On this past RAW, Mick and Rock redid the "This is your Life" bit and asked JIMMY SNUKA to be in their corner at Wrestlemania. Harking back to Wrestlemania I.

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Who eventually lost to Tommy Dreamer in ECW after Dreamer kicked out of a Superfly Splash.

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...which meant nothing later on, as Tommy Dreamer lost the ECW World title to JUSTIN CREDIBLE...

[Guest La Marka]

Who once had his Aldo Montoya mask stolen by DUKE "THE DUMPSTER" DROSE.

 

 

(Wow, my X-Mas stable is so bad, HSW wouldn't touch. I'm truly impressed)

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...who feuded with HUNTER HEARST HELMSEY back when he was a snobby blueblood...

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who also feuded with HENRY GODWINN during that period as well.

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Who teamed with PHINNEAS (is that how you spell it?) GODWINN...

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Close enough. Be sure to note that their initials spell PIG and HOG. To be even more hickish they had HILLBILLY JIM for a manager for a time.

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And his current position is very important in WWE's new media department, which SHANE MCMAHON heads up...