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Who disapearred off WWE Tv without explanation, much like STINKO MALENKO

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How dare you call Dean, Stinko Malenko. He's got it all over CHRIS JERIBLOW and his 1003 armbars.

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1004!!!!!!!!!

 

Anyway, Jericho is a glass ceiling victim of a certain someone in the WWE, just like............................................................................

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...............SO MANY........................................aw screw it KURT ANGLE

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Who TORE THE MUTHAFUKKIN mats off with your god and mine, CHRIS BENOIT.

 

And how DARE you FUCK UP THE SCREEN WITH YOU GIANT ETCETRA PERIODS!!!

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Benoit is now married to WOMAN, AKA NANCY SULLIVAN, coming out of his feud with Kevin Sullivan, which I still say completely rocked.

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Jeez sorry Dandy

 

Anyway, Nancy Sullivan screwed around with Benoit, which led to his monster depush, until he was rescued and thrown into the tag ranks by, of all people, KEVIN NASH

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who i dug back when he was crushing TIM HORNER in his debut as Oz.

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That really reminds me of when the nWo debuted in the WWE, that time, designated Skee'Wash victim was SPIKE DUDLEY

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Spike Dudley has the last name of Dudley, just like BIG DICK DUDLEY.

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Who was an ECW star trying(and failing) to get a glimpse of there old success in XPW just like New Jack

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Jerome has admitted to in the past, actually killing someone (seriously, he used to be a bounty hunter). Im sure RICK STEINER, wo attempts to kill most of his opponents, idolises him

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whom DUSTY RHODES wanted to put the NWA World Title on back at Starrcade '88. Guess what? He was fired as booker.

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Dusty Rhodes who defeated Greg Valentine in his debut as the Common Man in WWF in spring of 89

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who is STILL wrestling with JIMMY HART'S XWF organization.

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Jimmy Hart isnt a wrestler, but thats never stooped him before, much like CHYNA

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Hart actually started out as a wrestler down in Memphis and sequed to being a manager. Although Chyna always was a useless lump of flesh who decided to show that skin in Playboy, just like SABLE.

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Sable got involved in some legal battles with the WWE, much like Nicole Balls, er, Bass.

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Nicole Bass is likely to be blacklisted from every wrestling organisation, everafter she loses this "lawsuit"

 

I wish the same fate upon TRIPLE H when Steph dumps him

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Ah, for the days when Trips was Terra Ryzin' and jobbing to LARRY ZYBZSKO on World Wide.

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Larry recently decided to become a golf pro, 'cos Vince wont hire him

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Anyway, Zybysko, golf, lets say, BARRY DARSOW, back when he was doin that golf pro gimmick "Mr Hole in 1"

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Actually saw him do that on Saturday Night once. I was like, "that is the lamest idea I've ever seen." I mean that is ten times lamer than when he was the Black Top Bully and feuding with DUSTIN RHODES.

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Dustin Rhodes has a daughter, just like SHANE DOUGLAS.

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Shane Douglas was in one of those tag teams/stables with "Dudes" in their name, in this case "The Dynamic Dudes". Another one was TWO DUDES WITH ATTITUDES (Shawn Michaels & Diesel).

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Interestingly mobid fact, the one time they main evented a ppv(In your house3), all their opponentsare dead.

 

ugh

 

Anyway, their manager, JIM CORNETTE, is still breathing

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Cornette is currently the 'matchmaker' for Ohio Valley Wrestling, which has brought wrestlers such as JOHN CENA into WWE.

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who keeps getting compared to a young, productive, non-Crow STING.

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who isnt half as cool as Crow Sting

 

Ahem

 

Gee, lets see, Sting, friends with LEX LUGER

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who once put on a dress to freak the shit out of JJ DILLON after he got booted from the Horsemen. I forget the angle specfics there.

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JJ was the manager of the Horsemen, a role ARN ANDERSEN inherited when they reformed with Benoit, Malenko and Mongo in 1998

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Arn has often said the lowest point of his career was dropping the T.V. title to THE RENEGADE