Wrestling Link Game....

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who was meant to be an ultimate warrior knockoff, like JUNGLE JIM STEELE

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who had to run to Japan to find true wrestling fame, much like BART GUNN.

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Who had an ab fab match with Jim Steele against TenKoji that was TOTALLY carried by TENKOJI.

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I ASSume one of them is KOJI KANEMOTO

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KOJI KANEMOTO is another japanese star i really dont know anything about, just like JASON THE TERRIBLE.

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who was based on a movie slasher, just like LEATHERFACE

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and NIGHTMARE FREDDY...

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who teamed up with DUSTIN RHODES!!!

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Dustin Rhodes is a wrestlers son, just like Ried Flair

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Reid Flair is wrestling now? Man, I remember when he was still a kid and once nailed ERIC BISCHOFF in the junk.

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Eric Bischoff was once called Eric Jerkoff by the late great Brian Pillman.

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God i always get dumped with dead people

 

like RICK RUDE

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who was so cool he made the NWO B-TEAM tolerable. For a little while anyway.

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Whom I believe the last active member ever was SCOTT NORTON.

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Who used to be in a halfway decent tag team with Buffy Bagwell

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Buff Bagwell has been kicked out of nearly every promotion, just like Shane Douglas.

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who is a vanilla, overrated yellowy man, like jeff jarrett.

 

if that's a tad subjective, he used to do an obnoxious teacher schtick recently lifted by Chris Nowinski. Douglas also still sucks.

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So, who do you want to use here, Nowinski or Jarrett, can I possibly link both?

 

Well, Nowinski is pretty buddy buddy with WILLIAM REGAL who is a former IC and Euro champ just like Jarrett.

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William Regal beat Jerry Lawler for the MCW heavyweight title

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Lawler is a dirty old man who used to do THE KAT until she found better penis elsewhere.

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The Kat showed a bit of nip on a PPV. I wish IVORY would do that.

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Ivory is much less likely to strip on TV then someone like LIZZY BORDEN

 

 

(this should be good)

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Lizzy Borden is a porn star, much like Jasmin St Clair, girlfriend of THE BLUE MEANIE

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The blue meanie is a fomer member of the bWo, just like that move stealing sob NOVA.

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NOVA's comic book idol worship is only surpassed by the HURRICANE, who has taken it to frightening new levels.

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who is now pretty much just a sidekick to KANE, much like X-Crap was for awhile.

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d'oh! I thought we were doing X pac.

 

 

KANE is going to be stinking up the main event at No Mercy, just like UNDERTAKER stunk up the main event at Unforgiven.

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in said main event, its pretty much a given that MATTITUDE will be taking the bigass bump

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or maybe brother JEFF HARDY will run in and take the bump for no damn good reason because that's all he can do.

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Nah, i reckon hel'l be next to get the pink slip, much like the oft-rumored BILLY GUNN