Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Fate is cutting my hair for me.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 AoO scares me. I can't say why.
Guest Vitamin X Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Agent is a LOT thinner than I thought he'd be. In one of those pics he resembles Lars from Metallica, as much as he'd probably hate hearing that.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Agent is a LOT thinner than I thought he'd be. In one of those pics he resembles Lars from Metallica, as much as he'd probably hate hearing that. I thought he was a lot bigger too, since he mentioned how he was built like a boxer or something like that. His picture scares me too, I don't know why: Fake edit; heh, just noticed AlfDogg's picture. Real Edit: Made sure that the picture worked, so people would see that AoO is really that guy from all of those movies, whose I name I found out is Matthew Lilard.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 I'm coming for you, Banky...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 If I were standing next to someone else, you'd see I'm a lot larger than you'd figure. I still weigh over 200 lbs.
Slayer Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 You look like CC's favorite wrestler... except with a bit less hair Anyways, I can sympathize with you on the dreaded B-word, as I was facing the same problem myself, hence I went ahead and resigned from the long-hair club and joined the skinhead club. I was planning on going for the Kerry King look (guy in my sig, for those who don't know) minus the tattoos, but OSW's suggestion of the AA look doesn't sound to bad either.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 I'm coming for you, Banky... We'll find Banky laying in a pool of his own blood and long stringy blonde hair that had rebelled and left Agent's scalp.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Well, some of that is a result of a burn incident in my teens. My right side in particular.
Nighthawk Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 You look like CC's favorite wrestler... except with a bit less hair Dusty Rhodes?
Slayer Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Well, some of that is a result of a burn incident in my teens. My right side in particular. Freebasing accident or meth-lab explosion?
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 I'm coming for you, Banky... They would never let you cross the border...
Murmuring Beast Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Old Pic This is fairly recent but a lot of the hair has gone. My Hair~~~
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Old Pic That's about a year old, now. This is fairly recent but a lot of the hair has gone. Big Hair, obstructing the face~~~ Has MAD magazine paid you royalities for using your visage on their cover for the past several decades?
Murmuring Beast Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Old Pic That's about a year old, now. This is fairly recent but a lot of the hair has gone. Big Hair, obstructing the face~~~ Has MAD magazine paid you royalities for using your visage on their cover for the past several decades? Harsh, Chevy. But no, no royalties.
Nighthawk Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Bwa ha, that was the best one I've heard in a while.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Well, some of that is a result of a burn incident in my teens. My right side in particular. Freebasing accident or meth-lab explosion? I feel so Hoosier saying this, but I was drinking moonshine and smoking a cigarette, and some shit happened. My face isn't mangled or anything from it, I've just got a little spot along my hairline where the hair doesn't grow anymore. It all happened in less than like..2 seconds.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Old Pic That's about a year old, now. This is fairly recent but a lot of the hair has gone. Big Hair, obstructing the face~~~ Has MAD magazine paid you royalities for using your visage on their cover for the past several decades? I think you're confusing his acne and chicken pox scars for freckles.
OldSchoolWrestling Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 You look like Bob Barron without glasses. Poor thing.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Long-haired and balding is never a good combo, man.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Slayer shaved his head, AoO just isn't going to have much left at all for hair pretty soon, and it appears as though IDRM and Thumbtack are skinheads as well from what they say. I guess I'm going to be the last of the long haired metal fans here.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 I was an indie skinhead in my day. The only one I knew.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 I think people would start to wonder about me if I suddenly went from aryan metalhead to stark bald. Thankfully, gray hair also strikes my family young, so I should be looking like a mad scientist by 35.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 Thumbtack are skinheads as well from what they say Not anymore. I'm growing that shit out and in about 18 months it's going to be pretty glorious.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted June 19, 2004 Report Posted June 19, 2004 My hair is never really well-kept. It grows out like a football helmet, perfectly unwaveringly straight, and resembles those spikes on a porcupine. I then shave it. This goes on for another five months, then I shave it. Now though, it's pretty bushy and I've just decided to leave it alone and see what happens. I am thinking about dying it red, but I hesitate because I don't want to be associated with all the other punks that dye their hair like every week.
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