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Bob has a creepy, raspy, child molester sounding voice. Sometimes he spits when pronouncing plosive sounds. It's also very nasal, but not squeaky high.

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Bob kept the lisp so he could fit in with the goofy-sounding Canadians.;)

 

Bob has a creepy, raspy, child molester sounding voice. Sometimes he spits when pronouncing plosive sounds. It's also very nasal, but not squeaky high.
So... a pre-pubescent Tom Waits?

 

Also:

BurtReynolds.jpg neil_tn.jpg

 

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

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You're in college and you haven't corrected your lisp yet? Geez I had mine gone by 2nd grade

I don't really know how to correct it or anything. Rudy Guiliani has a lisp and he turned out just fine

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
His lisp led to his cancer, Bob.

:lol:

 

Hah.

 

But really, everyone, look at Bob's picture than imagine the sound of his lisp. Fuck, I'm pissing myself in laughter.

 

Why?

 

I don't know.

 

haha

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You're in college and you haven't corrected your lisp yet? Geez I had mine gone by 2nd grade

I don't really know how to correct it or anything. Rudy Guiliani has a lisp and he turned out just fine

Um, see a speech therapist? No offense, but speech impediments are things that you really wanna get rid of before you start applying for jobs. I had a social studies teacher who always said "Mido Ages" because he couldn't get his R's and L's to sound right, and that along with his disgusting hygiene (halitosis, noticably burping and farting right in the middle of class) really hurt his credibility. He tried to grow a Fu Manchu to seem badass but it may've hurt him even more.

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And Bob, how many celebs have you met? Geez, I need to hit up SNL or something.

 

I don't know the exact number. I have various lists of every celeb I met but it's on different computers. Letterman, NBC and Daily Show is where I do 99.9% of my stalking. I just find out who will be on the show and if I really like them or it's someone like Clinton or Kerry I'll give it a shot.

 

I don't go to hotels or anything like that

Bah, next time I visit my friend in NYC I need to hit up one of them.

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My City Politics in Canada teacher kept saying ummmmm and uhhhh all the time.

 

City ummmm politics in uhhhhh Canada ummmm

 

so I stopped going to his class

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent

Whats with you ferries always following celebrities around? Are your lives that boring and pointless that you have to sponge off of others? For real, join a fucking bowling league. This celebrity bullshit is disgusting, the only way it is acceptable is if your gonna fuck them. So Barron you better strap on your knee pads and start puckering up, Reynolds style!

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
My voice isn't really that raspy- I have a lisp though.

 

What's a plosive sound?

P, B, and M sounds. Ones that use mostly the lips.

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Damaramu.. you look like someone I'dbeat up. ;)

 

Anywho, with boredom at an all-time high this evening, I thought to add to thie huge post once again:

 

Prom '03: I'm the dude on the far right, and my prom date is below me.. I miss her

 

prom38.jpg

 

and Spring Break '04.. totally drugged and with one of my girls:

 

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Be careful.. I am very succeptible to flattery. :spank:

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Damaramu.. you look like someone I'dbeat up.  ;)

Bring it on. Name the time and place and I'll fly there and wait for you.

:lol:

 

You're pathetic.

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Guest Vitamin X
Damaramu.. you look like someone I'dbeat up.  ;)

Bring it on. Name the time and place and I'll fly there and wait for you.

How did I KNOW you'd come back with such an idiotic response? Did he offend your manly manhood?

 

I'll actually agree with Banky here.

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Guest Vitamin X
But I'm in a suit.

 

Like that's ever stopped anyone before.

 

"I'd kick your fucking ass RIGHT NOW if you weren't wearing that snazzy suit. DAMN."

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
But I'm in a suit.

 

And where's this picture of Banky?

Its nonexistant. I am actually kinda timid to disclose my persona...I am very insecure.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Holy god, Mole's old man looks EXACTLY like a geriatric Will Ferrell.

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But I'm in a suit.

 

And where's this picture of Banky?

Its nonexistant. I am actually kinda timid to disclose my persona...I am very insecure.

In other words, he looks like the kid from Mask

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