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Guest MARTYEWR

Every wrestler would have to learn how to dance. Badly.

 

If Vince McMahon announced tonight that the #1 pick in the draft was Keiji Mutoh...

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Guest Tony149

Then most on the net would pissed their pants with the fans in the arena saying "Who?"

 

If Mutoh somehow ended up in the WWF

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Guest MARTYEWR

Then conspirasts will claim that he will be the next misused guy in the WWF.

 

If Stephanie McMahon ever booked herself to go over Kevin Nash cleanly...

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Guest Tony149

Then it would be the only time fans wanted her to win

 

If Hall & Nash were fired

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Guest MARTYEWR

Then Sean Waltman would throw a Christian-like tantrum backstage.

 

If Linda McMahon ever became a regular on WWF TV...

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Guest Mystery Eskimo

she would become womens champion.

 

If Vince ever got into a shoot with Steve Austin

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Guest MARTYEWR

Austin would make comments like, "AW, you thought "Austin 3:16" was too harsh to be on TV, but it ended up savin' yer little promotion!"

 

If Vince McMahon bought out XPW...

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Guest Mystery Eskimo

it would be a waste of money.

 

If Vince bought out Goldbergs contract

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Guest Tony149

Then they'd screw up his money making angle

 

If Kurt Angle goes for Gold in 2004

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Guest MARTYEWR

Then the WWF's publicity will be more positive.

 

If X-Pac wrote a book...

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Guest Mystery Eskimo

it would be full of whining and self-importance :D

 

If X-Pac was over

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Guest MARTYEWR

The smarks would say that his current position is justified.

 

If Hulk Hogan was never a politician in wrestling...

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Guest Tony149

Then he might be more respected

 

If the Undertaker is the "locker room leader"

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Guest MARTYEWR

Then he'd get to squash all three members of the nWo by himself.

 

If Steve Austin wasn't from Texas

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Guest AM The Kid

Then he'd be from somewhere else

 

If Linda Mcmahon wasn't so robotic

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Guest Tony149

Then he would be from Hollywood

 

If the Hollywood Blondes were never broken up

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Guest MARTYEWR

Then Steve Austin would've never given Brian Pillman a swirly at King Of The Ring 1997.

 

If Duane Johnson was still Rocky Maivia, 3rd Generation Superstar...

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Guest Tony149

Then he never becomes a star

 

If The Rock leaves wrestling for Hollywood

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Guest MARTYEWR

Then someone else may have gotten immunity.

 

If Marty Jannetty had chucked Shawn Michaels through the glass-plate window rather than vice-versa...

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Guest Tony149

Then Marty would of became the star

 

If Ric Flair never took the "Big Gold Belt" to the WWF in 1991

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Guest MARTYEWR

Then there would've been one less legal issue.

 

If Ric Flair never left WCW in 1991...

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Guest Tony149

Then he would of been jobbed

 

If Ted Turner knew how to run a wrestling company

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Guest Mystery Eskimo

the WWF wouldn't suck so badly right now.

 

If Vince retired in five years

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Guest MARTYEWR

Then there'd still be competition and thus, both WWF and WCW would be better off.

 

If ECW were still around

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Guest Tony149

Then there's something else to watch

 

If Vince didn't botched the WCW invasion

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Guest MARTYEWR

We'd have something else to complain about.

 

If the "WWF Attitude" idea never happened

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Guest TUS_02

Then Doink the clown would still be running wild!

 

 

If puro came to USA and sold out Astrodome

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