The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Zack Malibu 0]

Oh.

 

::sells::

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Come on, everyone knows SWF Champion Charlie Matthews would kill OAOAST Champion Zack Malibu if they had a match.

 

And if he couldn't do it in the match itself, he'd just bore Zack to death. It all works out in the end.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Come on, everyone knows SWF Champion Charlie Matthews would kill OAOAST Champion Zack Malibu if they had a match.

 

And if he couldn't do it in the match itself, he'd just bore Zack to death. It all works out in the end.

::yawn::

 

Was that a CHALLENGE~!?!?!?!?

[Hank Kingsley 0]

*warms up the 10 minute BEARHUG OF DOOM~*

[Zack Malibu 0]

::When Charlie moves in for the bearhug, Zack sneezes in his face. With the big man blinded, he hits SCHOOL'S OUT~! TWICE~!!::

[Hoff 0]

No one kicks out from two, let me tell you.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Especially in their debut.

 

::ZING~!::

[Guest SP-1]

We should have a battle of the Superkicks, Zack. Keep count of how many times the WESTWARD BOUND! and the SCHOOL'S OUT~! end a match.

[Zack Malibu 0]

What if you hit Westward Bound while facing east? Doesn't that defy some law of physics?

[KingPK 0]

Let's find out.

 

*Faces east, tries Westward Bound (OMG MOVE STEALING~!), disappears and reappears as Jennifer Love Hewitt*

 

Uh, ok.

 

*Does nude scene*

[Zack Malibu 0]

PK, you've never looked better.

[Guest David Akeroyd's Biggest Fan]

That's not true Zack!

 

I saw him dressed up as David once!!!

[Adam 0]

*Does the D-Von seizure sell*

 

No reason, I just think its fucking hilarious.

[Guest Anglesault]

We should have a battle of the Superkicks, Zack. Keep count of how many times the WESTWARD BOUND! and the SCHOOL'S OUT~! end a match.

::Hits the SUPAHKICK~! on Poet::

[KingPK 0]

*Invents a new version of the superkick, the SOOPAHkick~!*

 

Oh wait, I'm still JLH.

 

*SOOPAHkick~!s to the North and turns into Lacey Chabert* (Seen the trailer for Mean Girls? *Drools* DO MORE MOVIES GIRL!!!)

 

Ok, so that means if I go south, I turn into Neve Campbell. Good to know.

[Hoff 0]

That Lindsay Lohan chick is the cutest in that movie, PK. Sorry but true.

 

Also Zack: STFU, kthx. *fumes*

[Guest Anglesault]

Invents a new version of the superkick, the SOOPAHkick~!*

::Nails PK with the original SUPAHkick~!::

 

Fahk Bashston.

[Zack Malibu 0]

That Lindsay Lohan chick is the cutest in that movie, PK. Sorry but true.

 

Also Zack: STFU, kthx. *fumes*

What did I say?

 

And I'm digging ALL the girls in Mean Girls. Grrrr~!

[KingPK 0]

Invents a new version of the superkick, the SOOPAHkick~!*

::Nails PK with the original SUPAHkick~!::

 

Fahk Bashston.

Wait, I'm still Lacey Chabert. AS hit a woman. Neve Campbell wil fuck you up good, yo.

 

*Nails AS with a WICKED HAAAAD PAAK THE CAAH IN HAVAAD YAAD SOOPAHKICK~!~!~!~!!!~~!*

 

Ow, that hurt for some reason.

[Zack Malibu 0]

::Mistakenly puts arm around PK, only to be judo tossed.::

[Guest SP-1]

The Westward Bound induces a new state of mind. You start seeing things SP's way.

[Zack Malibu 0]

We start looking westward?

 

Oh, and I hearby invoke the power of one of my favorite bands to create...

 

STABBING WESTWARD BOUND~! kick to SP~!

[KingPK 0]

The Westward Bound induces a new state of mind. You start seeing things SP's way.

Actually, by my experiments, it turns you into 90s teen starlets. So far, I've been JLH, Lacey Chabert, Katie Holmes, Tiffany Amber Thiassen and Jessica Alba.

 

I tried going Northwest......that wasn't pretty. Try the body of Denise Richards with the head of Estelle Getty.

 

*Shudders*

[Guest Anglesault]

Invents a new version of the superkick, the SOOPAHkick~!*

::Nails PK with the original SUPAHkick~!::

 

Fahk Bashston.

Wait, I'm still Lacey Chabert. AS hit a woman. Neve Campbell wil fuck you up good, yo.

 

*Nails AS with a WICKED HAAAAD PAAK THE CAAH IN HAVAAD YAAD SOOPAHKICK~!~!~!~!!!~~!*

 

Ow, that hurt for some reason.

::No sells, because, as history has shown, New York never sells Boston's attacks::

[Guest SP-1]

*Nails PK with a WESTWARD BOUND~! for putting that mental image anywhere near my brain*

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

::Diamond Cutters Spider-Poet and then challenges him to a lightsaber duel::

[Zack Malibu 0]

::does karaoke while they duel.::

[Guest Anglesault]

::Sneaks up and starts to choke Zack out with the mic cord.::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I just talked to BIG~!!

 

*Chairs everyone La Parka style*

[Guest Anglesault]

::Since the choked out Zack was acting as a shield, AS wasn't chaired. He SUPAHkicks the chair back into cwm's face.::