The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest candie45]

::runs in and turns it back to All or Nothing for Zack::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Marks out for the hottie . Sings to her.::

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

::Drowns out this love song crap with "Am I Evil" by Metallica . . . AM I EVIL . . . YES I AM!!!::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Slow dances with Candie. Here's Colvid turn it to Metallica. Throws a beer bottle at him, somehow causing him to electrocute himself and revert the song back to O-Town.::

[Guest CanadianChick]

::Comes in and looks around, confused::

[Guest treble charged]

*is always confused*

[Guest CanadianChick]

::isn't surprised::

[Guest RevEvil]

::Offers Crystal some crystal::

[Guest CanadianChick]

::Doesn't do drugs::

 

Say NO to drugs kids!

 

::hokey thumbs up::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(offers some Cristal to Crystal)

 

(retracts offer after he remembers that she didn't respond to his PM~)

[Guest RevEvil]

::Gives Crystal some roses::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::hokey thumbs up::

OMG~!! GIMMICK INFRINGING OUTSIDE THE GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT FOLDER~!!!11!!

[Guest RevEvil]

::spinning heel kicks Parka::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::catches him and throws him like a lawn dart into a wall::

 

I've always wanted to do that.

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose sleeps::

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

::kicks Caboose in the jaw::

 

::poses with title over his sleeping form::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose wakes up, pushes VanSiclen away like the snooze button and goes back to sleep::

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

::no sells all comparisons to snoooze buttons and hits Caboose over the head with the clock.::

 

TICK TOCK, BITCH.

[Guest Kingpk]

::Takes caboose's Mickey Mouse phone and sticks the ears up VC's ass::

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

::is not a fan of anal sodomy, and thus no-sells::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Throws MVS onto Caboose's waterbed,and watches him squirm.::

[Guest Kingpk]

::Turns on Barry White CD to "set the appropriate mood"::

 

Don't like anal sodomy, eh?

 

 

Wait, that didn't sound right.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Breaks the Mickey Mouse phone over PK's head for bringing homoeroticism into the thread.::

[Guest caboose]

New Rule 2:

 

NO ONE IS TO BE THROWN INTO MY WATERBED!

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

::talks Serta into donating waterbeds, sets up a stack outside Caboose's window.::

 

Roof dives, anyone?

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose: Whose house is this? Cos it ain't mine!

 

Everyone looks around.

 

Gay bondage equipment decorates the walls.

 

Caboose: We are at Popick's, TRASH IT!::

[Guest Jimmy Beard]

i would just like to say i think we have all had alot to drink (caboose leave the children alone) and beyond all this melee (my regards to guybrush threepwood) i would like to salute our new champion as the newest member to the roster

 

well i thankyou

[Guest caboose]

::Cricket Bat shots Jimmy Beard::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::grabs Jimmy by his beard and hits a few snapmares using the beard then leaps over the top rope still holding the beard and snaps his head against the top rope::

[Guest Jimmy Beard]

:: The Beard is hurt by the cheap shot from behind, decides to release the beast that is the AK-47 and guns down the roster in rage::