The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Runs in with a camera and takes a picture of KingPK in the shorts, which are of the "short short" variety.

 

Oh, and they say "Yummy" on the BUTT.

 

BLACKMAIL~!::

[Guest Kingpk]

::Asks Zack what exactly he can blackmail me for?::

 

Hey, my ass looks GOOD in these. Check me out as I walk away ::sways::

[Guest RevEvil]

Live From San Diego: Your Fair, Balanced, Untainted, Bias-free, Accurate, Truthful, Honest, Complete News Report

KingPK's a douche bag.

This Has Been Your Fair, Balanced, Untainted, Bias-free, Accurate, Truthful, Honest, Complete News Report

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Changes channel.::

[Guest caboose]

::Argues with Zack over TV remote::

[Adam 0]

:: Puts RAW on, everyone boos::

[Guest Kingpk]

::Beans the noob with a can of baked beans (OMG, PUN~!) and puts on a program of Devils fans being humiliated and booed::

 

Hey, your team won the Cup, so give the kid some damn credit.

[Guest What?]

::K-Money and Ragdoll run in to save the n00b! OMG!~ WHAT!?::

[Guest caboose]

::Challenges Zack to a game of tiddly winks to win control of the remote control::

[Guest Kingpk]

Tiddlywinks? That's not a manly game.

 

::Plays jacks to show caboose what REAL MEN PLAY::

 

"I GOT FOURSIES!!!!"

[Guest caboose]

::Who said anything about a manly game? Zack isn't exactly a man is he? ::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Who said anything about a manly game? Zack isn't exactly a man is he? ::

Yeah...I mean...HEY~!

 

::Morphs into BPP. Holds down Caboose.::

[Guest caboose]

::NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!::

[Adam 0]

:: Runs in and hits BPP, saves caboose::

[Guest RevEvil]

Since I am going to spend the summer away from the net, I will give away the Andre the midget character to whoever posts next.

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose claims ownership of Andre The Midget!::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

How exactly will a midget split personality work, Caboose? Do you like go into convulsions, then start walking around on your knees or something?

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Sources report that Andre The Midget changes name to "Mini Cab"

[Guest caboose]

I have big plans for Andre The Midget. And by 'big', I mean small, and by 'small', I do not mean letting Popick have his way...

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*dances*

[Adam 0]

*Wonders why Rando is dancing*

[Guest candie45]

::dances with Rando::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::is jealous::

[Guest Kingpk]

::Dances with Zack::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

::dances with Rando::

THIS is why I am dancing, boys

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Stops dancing with PK. Makes the DJ stop playing songs to stop Rando from dancing, but he continues to dance while humming to himself.::

[Guest RevEvil]

::Pedro steals Zack's wallet and runs off to Bangkok::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Is shocked, as he thought Andre was now in Caboose's custody!? Hires good friend CM Punk (check the Back the Zack thread~! to chase Pedro.::

[Guest caboose]

::Is too lazy to care::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Shocks Caboose with a cattle prod to get his lazy ass up and at 'em.::