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Guest Mattdotcom
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41. Goldberg got Scott Keith to help him with his book. Steiner would just yell at people until they wrote the damn book for him.

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Guest Anglesault
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43. Steiner wore an American flag in CANADA.

 

44. Steiner was the face in his Jericho squash.

Guest JDMattitudeV1
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45. Steiner said the "F" word the first sentence of his first promo in the WWE.

Guest godthedog
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46. steiner refuses to be stopped by "exit closed" signs on the highway, and refuses to be told what to do by lowly construction workers at said exit.

Guest AndrewTS
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47. Steiner is more highly evolved than Goldberg, and thus discovered the use of tools (i.e. the lead pipe). Goldberg still only knows how to do everything by hand.

 

48. In real life, Goldberg's "intimidation" is ruined because he's a pussy animal activist. On the other hand, Steiner is even scarier in real life because of roid rage.

 

49. Steiner was allowed to keep his WCW theme.

 

50. Steiner called Ric Flair an "old bastard" on national TV.

 

51. Steiner unhesitantly grabbed a handful of Nidia's ass. He a playa.

 

52. Steiner ripped his character off of Superstar Billy Graham. Goldberg is just a generic monster face.

 

53. Stephanie wants to fuck Scott Steiner, and was willing to give it up to him to come to SD--but he went to Raw anyway. HA!

 

54. Sid was so scared of Steiner he jumped off the turnbuckle and snapped his own leg in half to avoid having to wrestle the rest of the match, even though he was on offense!

Guest Zero_Cool
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55. Steiner is an awesome arm wrestler. Goldberg always finds ways to injure his arm.

Guest godthedog
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56. his future's so bright, he has to wear shades.

Guest TheHulkster
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57. Steiner has won major titles on 3 different continents

 

58. Steiner's brother almost killed Buff Bagwell

 

59. Like RVD, he was trained by the Sheik

Guest Choken One
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61. Steiner had a perm and YOU still didn't think to mess with him...

Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy
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62. Used to wear pink tights and yellow boots....and make it look manly.

Guest Choken One
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64. Steiner can "Big Bad Booty Daddy" and not look silly in doing so...Goldberg says "That dog will hunt..." and looks like a buffon in the process...

Guest Choken One
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67. Steiner carried his Brother for 10 years...Goldberg hasn't carried his bags in 10 years...

Guest Lemon Drop Kid
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68. Steiner gets the best steroids

69. Steiner once said on Nitro, "Everyone wants to watch Stone Cold instead because our show sucks."

70. Steiner never ate paper on TV.

71. Steiner is this millenium's Iron Sheik.

Guest Choken One
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72. Steiner had a KILLER swerve Heel turn with NWO when he "retired"....Goldberg's turn blew up and sent WCW back 150 feet.

Guest Bricks
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75. Steiner doesn't need no security guard to knock on his door to come out. He comes out whenever he damn pleases.

Guest Choken One
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76. Steiners gotten Pussy in 5 different continents...Goldberg Saves Kitty Cats...

Guest Olympic Slam
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77. Steiner made Nowinski his bitch in a political debate

Guest Choken One
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78. Steiner is a Master Debator. Goldberg just masturbates.

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79. Steiner, due to his relationship to Stacy, now knows who the father was.

 

Goldberg, does not.

 

WCW---A Lot Like the WWE, but, in the 90s....

Guest Choken One
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80. Managed to Avoid the HHH curse and has IMPROVED since jobbing outright to him as opposed to RVD and Booker and Kane.

Guest Mindless_Aggression
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81. During a promo in the later days of WCW, Steiner managed to go a full paragraph without one correct word outside of cursing and his catchphrase. "You ol..b..I asshole, I'll kick...this ain't over! HOLLAH...you gushunuahs fudgymxuckalsqa IF YA HEAR ME...YOU BITCH"

 

Oh Scott, you're adorable.

Guest Choken One
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82. Steiner bitchslaped Nowinski and Hardy in WWE debut...Goldber *yawn* speared Rock.

Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy
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83. His biceps are bigger than Goldberg's thighs.

Guest AndrewTS
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84. Even in homoerotic skits with Triple H, he's still more entertaining than Goldberg.

 

85. Steiner has plenty of cool ring gear; Goldberg looks like an asshole anytime he isn't wearing black trunks.

 

86. Steiner never had to swipe a catchphrase from JR.

 

87. SD and Raw had a bidding war for Steiner. Steph just let Eric have Goldberg without a fight.

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