The One and Only Smackdown Spoiler Thread

[Guest Choken One]

Post that shit here.

[Guest Anglesault]

Why is my name in the subheading?

[Guest Choken One]

Because it becomes the AS thread about 2 pages into it and all hell breaks loose...

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

So, does anyone know who's gonna be the 4th entrant in the US tourny?

[Guest Choken One]

JEFF HARDY! I heard it through the White powdery grapvine

[Guest edotherocket]

Jim Powers

[Guest Anglesault]

Because it becomes the AS thread about 2 pages into it and all hell breaks loose...

Only if the show isn't good.

[Guest Choken One]

^ No.

 

If it's good you go on a tirad about how WWE can't be consistant...

[Guest Anglesault]

^ No.

 

If it's good you go on a tirad about how WWE can't be consistant...

But it's a HAPPY~! tirade.

[Guest ViciousFish]

You're happy sometimes???

[Guest Choken One]

AS+Happy?

 

Doesn't compute...Try again

[Guest Anglesault]

Okay, sometimes (rarely) it hits acceptable and I'm less annoyed.

[Guest Choken One]

Less Annoyed? The best we'll ever get I guess...

[Guest edotherocket]

SmackDown! heads north of the border this Thursday night, coming to you from the Air Canada Centre in beautiful Toronto.

Not surprisingly, Mr. McMahon is said to be absolutely irate that Zach Gowen & Stephanie McMahon defeated the Big Show last week, thus earning Zach his long-sought-after WWE contract. How will Mr. McMahon's emotions manifest themselves this Thursday night on SmackDown!?

 

Gowen, meanwhile, is scheduled to officially sign his contract this week on the show. If you think back to past contract signings in WWE history, you know that anything and everything is possible this Thursday night on SmackDown!, airing at 8/7 CT on UPN.

 

WWE.COM

 

We got ourselves a CONTRACT SIGNING tonight, baby.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

I love how the World Title feud does not warrant a mention in there.

[Guest The Old Me]

Thursday on SMACKDOWN! Brock and Kurt test out their new EASY BAKE OVEN~!

[Guest Choken One]

You can already see the blooding boiling in AS's veins...LOOKIT!

[Guest Anglesault]

I love how the World Title feud does not warrant a mention in there.

Well, it was barely on the show last week, so no shock.

 

Thursday on SMACKDOWN! Brock and Kurt test out their new EASY BAKE OVEN~!

 

But HELL BREAKS LOOSE when Kurt breaks Brock's Malibu Barbie!

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Thursday on SMACKDOWN! Brock and Kurt test out their new EASY BAKE OVEN~!

Yeah, i'm sure big professional wrestlers would want to sit around eating their freshly baked cookies and drinking milk.

[Guest Memphis]

SmackDown! heads north of the border this Thursday night, coming to you from the Air Canada Centre in beautiful Toronto.

Not surprisingly, Mr. McMahon is said to be absolutely irate that Zach Gowen & Stephanie McMahon defeated the Big Show last week, thus earning Zach his long-sought-after WWE contract. How will Mr. McMahon's emotions manifest themselves this Thursday night on SmackDown!?

 

Gowen, meanwhile, is scheduled to officially sign his contract this week on the show. If you think back to past contract signings in WWE history, you know that anything and everything is possible this Thursday night on SmackDown!, airing at 8/7 CT on UPN.

 

WWE.COM

 

We got ourselves a CONTRACT SIGNING tonight, baby.

So who's going through the contract signing table tonight?

[Guest Choken One]

^ I got Dibs Stephanie...

 

This cues for the Amensia relapse and HHH returns as her knight in Shining armor to save the day...

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

^ I got Dibs Stephanie...

 

This cues for the Amensia relapse and HHH returns as her knight in Shining armor to save the day...

OR she wakes up, and realises the last three years of WWE have just been a dream...

 

Now who wouldn't mark out for that?

[Guest Choken One]

That would be SO SO SO cool if they could pull that off

 

Problem is...Bulldog being dead kinda throws in wrench in that...

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

That would be SO SO SO cool if they could pull that off

 

Problem is...Bulldog being dead kinda throws in wrench in that...

He wasn't wrestling full time for WWEin 2000. None of the recently deceased were. That's why it HAS to happen tonight on Smackdown!

[Guest Choken One]

If she just woke up...It would be 1999 again...

 

Thus BULLDOG whom was the one who gave it to her doesn't exist to pull that angle out...

[Guest Vyce]

As long as Sean O'Haire gets put over a) Benoit, b) Lesnar, or c) Angle, I'll be happy.

[Guest Memphis]

I'd just like to say that I rather dislike Sean and or O'Haire.

[Guest Choken One]

Zack...Vyce...

 

We need to prepare a verbal battle tonight...

 

Are you two ready for combat?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

If she just woke up...It would be 1999 again...

 

Thus BULLDOG whom was the one who gave it to her doesn't exist to pull that angle out...

Ummmm. Put a wig on Nathan Jones! No-one will ever know!

 

Some organisation should hire David Lynch as a writer. It would be the best show ever!

[Guest Choken One]

Although it means BYE BYE for 90% of the roster and the re-hiring of Xpac and Chyna...

 

It's IMPERITIVE for the awesomeness of the "dream" angle...